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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Uncle Rico (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lassi Lambada (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Uncle Rico is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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190 lbs
13 - 8 - 0 |
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200 lbs
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Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Uncle Rico!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Lassi Lambada!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Ben Zyskovitsi and Roosa Järviläinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lambada misses with a straight left.
Lambada scores with a hook.
Rico moves out of range of the strikes.
Rico throws a body punch but Lambada moves out of range.
Lambada throws a jab when Rico was well out of range.
Lambada swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Lambada misses with a straight left.
Lambada swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Lambada looks to land a left hand but Rico moved out of range nicely.
Rico misses with a wild body shot.
Rico tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Lambada was well out of range. Poor timing from Rico.
Rico throws a jab when Lambada was well out of range.
Lambada lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Lambada looks to land a left hand but Rico moved out of range nicely.
Lambada throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Lambada throws a right hand that misses
and Rico counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Lambada throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Rico counters with a nice body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lambada swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Lambada throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Rico.
Lambada might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Lambada connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Rico's hands.
Rico is looking to wear down Lambada with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Lambada looks to score with a jab to the body but Rico is just out of range.
The fight stays on the outside here - Lambada looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Rico swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Lambada lands a right hook to the body.
Rico thows a body shot but no joy.
Rico digs a good hook to Lambada's body.
Rico circles away from the clinch attempt.
Lambada throws a good cross that connects.
Rico tries to move into range but Lambada moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
A swing and a miss from Lambada.
Rico thows a body shot but no joy.
Lassi Lambada is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lambada takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Rico lands with a right hand.
Lambada looks to land a right hand but Rico moved out of range.
Rico swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Rico walks into a straight right hand from Lambada.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Rico scores with a one two! Lambada had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
The fight stays on the outside here - Lambada looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Rico slips under a jab from Lambada.
Rico uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Lambada.
Rico misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lambada.
Lambada tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Rico paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Lambada is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Rico dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Rico avoids a punch combination nicely.
Rico swings for the body but Lambada moves out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lambada. Rico does a little dance to reset his feet.
Rico takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Rico fails with a takedown attempt.
Lambada rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Rico moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Lambada throws a big shot that misses.
Lambada avoids the body shot from Rico.
Lambada misses with a wild body shot.
Lambada looks to score with a jab to the body but Rico is just out of range.
Rico takes a swing at Lambada's ribcage but misses.
Rico fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lambada manages to avoid it.
Lambada throws a lazy right hand but Rico sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Rico takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rico takes one on the button.
Lambada lunges at Rico with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Rico's hand.
Lambada throws a jab when Rico was well out of range.
Rico ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lambada moves away.
Lambada misses with a straight left.
A looping hook to the body misses from Rico. Lambada does a little dance to reset his feet.
Rico fails to land with a series of punches.
Lambada throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A looping hook to the body misses from Rico. Lambada does a little dance to reset his feet.
The fighters circling - Rico throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lambada with a body punch. A glancing blow.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Rico staying out of range there.
Lambada uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Rico.
Rico swings for the body but Lambada moves out of range.
Lambada loads up on a big right hand but Rico slips the punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lassi Lambada dominated that round.
That's time! Rico's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Rico bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Lambada throws a looping overhand right but Rico ducks down to avoid it.
Lassi Lambada seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Rico throws a body punch but Lambada moves out of range.
Rico throws a body punch but Lambada moves out of range.
Rico looks to score with a jab to the body but Lambada is just out of range.
Rico ducks under a wild hook from Lambada.
Lambada digs a good body shot into Rico's ribs.
Rico uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Lambada.
A jab from Rico finds it's way through Lambada's defenses.
Rico ducks right into an uppercut from Lambada.
Lambada throws a hook but Rico blocks it.
Lambada misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Rico.
Lambada throws a jab when Rico was well out of range.
Lambada throws a hook but Rico blocks it.
Rico fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lambada manages to avoid it.
Lassi Lambada seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lambada misses with a hook. Rico ducked under it nicely.
Lambada fails with an attempt to clinch.
Rico keeps the fight on the outside.
Lambada keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Lambada clinches.
Lambada connects with a knee to the head.
It looks like Uncle Rico has been cut.
Still in the clinch, Lambada scores with a nice short uppercut.
Rico blocks an uppercut.
Rico is leaning against Lambada and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Lambada tries to throw a body punch but Rico avoids it by throwing Lambada back against the cage.
Lambada misses with a knee strike.
Rico breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Rico will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
A looping hook to the body misses from Rico. Lambada does a little dance to reset his feet.
Rico throws a body punch but Lambada moves out of range.
Lambada misses with a straight right.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rico throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Lambada throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Lambada lands an overhand right.
Lambada tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Nice body punch from Rico.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lambada throws a looping overhand right but Rico ducks down to avoid it.
Lambada keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Rico thows a body shot but no joy.
Lambada cracks Rico with a right hand to the side of the head.
A combination from Lambada does no damage.
Rico bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Lambada tries to clinch up.
Lambada throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Rico looks to score with a jab to the body but Lambada is just out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lambada keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Rico moves away from the strike by Lambada.
Lambada moves away from the strike by Rico.
Lambada looks to throw the jab but Rico is out of range.
A jab from Rico misses.
Rico moves out of range of the strikes.
Rico ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Lambada has managed to clinch.
Lambada throws a punch but it's blocked by Rico.
Lambada misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A head punch on the inside from Lambada fails to land.
Rico tries for a takedown but Lambada manages to get underhooks.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Lambada throws a head punch that misses.
Lambada scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Lambada misses with an elbow strike.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Lambada.
Lambada throws a head punch that misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rico blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Rico blocking some punches.
Lambada misses with the head strike.
Lambada swings wildly with an uppercut but Rico uses good head movement to avoid it.
Lambada misses with some punches.
Nice body punch from Lambada.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Rico tries to work over Lambada's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Lambada misses with the head strike.
Lambada has Rico pressed against the cage.
Lambada makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Lambada tries to stall but Rico uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Lambada misses with the head strike.
Rico struggles to land a body shot inside as Lambada controls his hands.
Rico is working for takedown but Lambada is calmly controlling the position for now.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Uncle Rico. That's going to take a lot out of him.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Lambada looks to throw an elbow but misses.
A head punch on the inside from Rico fails to land.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Rico.
Lambada misses with a punch on the inside.
Rico pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lassi Lambada showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Uncle Rico's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Lambada misses the jab.
Lambada fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rico manages to avoid it.
Lambada takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Rico moves away from the strike by Lambada.
Lambada tries to clinch but Rico is having none of it.
Lambada misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Lambada throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Lambada throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Lambada forces Rico back against the cage and clinches.
Lambada misses with some punches.
Lambada fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Lambada swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Rico takes a shot to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Lambada.
Lambada misses with a punch on the inside.
Lambada throws a head punch that misses.
Rico swings wildly with an uppercut but Lambada uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Rico.
Rico tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Lambada's elbow.
Rico lands a left hand.
Rico turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Lambada is trying to control Rico's posture but Rico avoids it.
Rico working the ground and pound from side control.
Lambada is trying to control Rico's posture but Rico avoids it.
Lambada takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Check out the look on Rico's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Lambada can't do much from the bottom here.
Lambada is looking to regain half guard here but Rico keeps moving and retains side control.
Lambada on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lambada bucks up and manages to escape back to his feet!
Rico lands an overhand right.
Lambada fails in his attempt to clinch.
Lambada fails to land with a series of punches.
Lambada misses with a looping left.
Lambada listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Rico swings for the body but Lambada moves out of range.
Rico throws a body punch but Lambada moves out of range.
Rico tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Lambada was well out of range. Poor timing from Rico.
Rico takes a swing at Lambada's ribcage but misses.
Rico ducks under a wild hook from Lambada.
Lambada doesn't manage to clinch there - Rico circles away.
Lambada tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Rico.
Lambada misses with a body shot.
Lambada thows a left - swing and a miss!
Lambada throws a big shot that misses.
Lambada looks to land a left hand but Rico moved out of range nicely.
Good shot there by Lambada.
Rico blocks a jab.
Lassi Lambada is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Lambada wants to clinch up but Rico keeps it at a distance.
Lambada stuffs the takedown attempt from Rico. Rico gets slowly back to his feet.
Lambada pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Rico throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lambada's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Lambada duly obliges.
A shot to the body from Lambada misses
and Rico counters with a one-two to the body.
Lambada is rocked!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rico lands with a massive overhand right! Stick a fork in Lambada - he's out cold! Ermm... I think I just mixed my metaphors but yeah... That was a nice KO! Big win for Rico!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:08 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Uncle Rico!
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hype
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