PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Mac Shitstack (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ezinator Keilots (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters really staring eachother down here, as Ezinator Keilots enters the cage!

Shitstack
vs
Keilots

150 cm
25
144 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

150 cm
18
130 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Counter striker
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Mac Shitstack!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Ezinator Keilots!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shitstack misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Keilots.
Nice cross by Keilots.
Shitstack throws a nice inside leg kick.
Shitstack throws a leg kick that misses.
Shitstack throws a low kick, looking for Keilots's leg but Keilots calmly moves out of range.
A big left from Shitstack misses.
Shitstack fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shitstack throws a leg kick that misses.
Shitstack throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Shitstack feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Keilots's calf.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shitstack works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Keilots smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Shitstack could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Keilots throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Shitstack throws a low kick but Keilots avoids it.
Shitstack tries to land a leg kick but Keilots saw it coming and moves away.
Shitstack swinging wildly here.
Keilots shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Shitstack pinned against the cage. Shitstack gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Keilots tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Mac Shitstack is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shitstack tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Keilots is able to avoid easily.
Shitstack throws a hook to the side of Keilots's head but Keilots sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Shitstack lands a leg kick that knocks Keilots off balance momentarily.
Shitstack swinging wildly here.
Shitstack looks for the body kick but Keilots saw that one coming.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shitstack throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Keilots to counter with a crisp jab.
Shitstack fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Keilots is out of range.
Keilots looks to score with a jab to the body but Shitstack is just out of range.
Shitstack just misses with a punch to the body.
Keilots stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Shitstack.
Shitstack will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Keilots takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Shitstack dips to his left and cracks Keilots with an uppercut!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Shitstack feints and then cracks Keilots's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Keilots down.
Shitstack finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Shitstack throws a chopping leg kick but Keilots manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
A solid leg kick lands there for Shitstack.
Mac Shitstack seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A slapping leg kick lands for Shitstack.
Shitstack scores with the left hand. Keilots knows he should have avoided that one.
Shitstack throws a leg kick but Keilots moved away.
Shitstack fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Keilots has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mac Shitstack dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Shitstack throws a low kick but it's checked well by Keilots.
Keilots bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Shitstack is looking to score with low kicks.
Shitstack throws a low kick but Keilots moves out of range easily.
Keilots misses with a looping right.
Shitstack stalks Keilots and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Keilots's face. Keilots staggers backwards, shaken.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Keilots misses with a body shot.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Shitstack, right into the meat.
Keilots checks the leg kick nicely there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shitstack will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Shitstack fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Keilots's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Shitstack lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Shitstack misses with an uppercut. Keilots saw that one coming.
A head kick misses from Shitstack.
Keilots missing with a left hand there. Shitstack was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Shitstack avoids the body shot from Keilots.
Keilots checks a low kick from Shitstack.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Shitstack tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Keilots was well out of range. Poor timing from Shitstack.
Keilots takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Keilots swings widly with a right hand
and Shitstack counters with an outside leg kick.
That kick from Shitstack tenderised Keilots's leg. Keilots is trying to keep his angry face on.
Shitstack with a jab.
Shitstack misses with a low kick.
Shitstack connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Keilots shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Shitstack as he jumps to the side.
Shitstack misses with a wild body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
No joy there for Shitstack, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Shitstack lands a leg kick that knocks Keilots off balance momentarily.
Keilots swings for the body but Shitstack moves out of range.
Keilots shoots in and drives through. Shitstack sprawls well.
Keilots staying out of range there.
Keilots's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Shitstack connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Keilots scrambles back to his feet.
Shitstack does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Shitstack lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Some bone on bone action there as Keilots checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Shitstack buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Shitstack connects with the punch.
Shitstack throws a poor cross that misses
and Keilots counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
A left and a right from Shitstack both land. Nice combination.
Shitstack ducks under a wild hook from Keilots.
Shitstack throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mac Shitstack dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. And we move into the final round!

Shitstack throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Shitstack throws a leg kick but Keilots sees it coming and moves out of range.
Shitstack throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Keilots throws a jab but it's blocked by Shitstack.
A clash of legs there as Keilots blocks the low kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Shitstack.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shitstack jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Keilots moves forwards but Shitstack connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Shitstack dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Keilots. That did some damage!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shitstack lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Shitstack.
Shitstack throws a jab when Keilots was well out of range.
Shitstack lands a really nice looking cross but Keilots seems unphased.
Shitstack misses with a straight left.
Shitstack throws an overhand right that lands on Keilots's shoulder, as Keilots tries to avoid the shot.
Keilots checks the leg kick nicely there.
Shitstack walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Keilots checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Shitstack shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Shitstack lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Shitstack fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Keilots checks it well.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Shitstack.
Shitstack scores with a sloppy right hand. Keilots should have avoided that one.
Shitstack throws a right hand that misses

and Keilots counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Keilots.
Shitstack keeping moving, preventing Keilots from controlling successfully.
Keilots throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Keilots prevents Shitstack from getting back to his feet.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Shitstack misses the body punch
and Keilots counters with a nice uppercut.
Keilots ducks under a wild hook from Shitstack.
Keilots misses the jab.
Ezinator Keilots has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Shitstack swinging wildly here.
Mac Shitstack is winning the standup battle so far.
Shitstack throws a lazy uppercut
and Keilots counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Keilots moves out of range of the leg kick from Shitstack.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Shitstack jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Shitstack fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Shitstack ducks under a wild hook from Keilots.
Shitstack connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Keilots displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Shitstack throws out the jab.
Keilots throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Keilots throws a hook but Shitstack blocks it.
Keilots slips under a jab from Shitstack.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Mac Shitstack.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Shitstack, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mac Shitstack!