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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jean Claude Van Damme (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mark The Sniper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Sniper comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Surprise! You're Dead! kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Mark The Sniper has the eye of the tiger tonight.
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178 lbs
15 - 7 - 1 |
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185 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
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Lethal high kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Jean Claude Van Damme!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Mark The Sniper!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Reed Andrews and Jorge Garcia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Sniper scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Van Damme throws a body kick that misses.
Van Damme just misses with a punch to the body.
Van Damme connects with the punch.
Van Damme defending well as The Sniper loads up on a big left hand.
The Sniper throws a poor cross that misses
and Van Damme counters with a left to the body.
The Sniper checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Van Damme lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
The Sniper misses with an uppercut
and Van Damme counters with a nice body shot.
A combination from Van Damme does no damage.
Van Damme blocks the body kick.
The Sniper is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Van Damme.
The Sniper ducks under a wild hook from Van Damme.
The Sniper ducks under a wild hook from Van Damme.
The Sniper looks to land a left hand but Van Damme moved out of range nicely.
Van Damme ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Van Damme with a body punch. A glancing blow.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Van Damme connects with a body shot.
The Sniper uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Van Damme.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Sniper throws a lazy right hand but Van Damme sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
The Sniper takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Van Damme is looking to wear down The Sniper with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Van Damme scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
The Sniper chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Van Damme can pounce on him.
Van Damme slips a jab from The Sniper.
The Sniper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Van Damme was well out of range. Poor timing from The Sniper.
Van Damme jabs The Sniper right on the nose. The Sniper blinks but takes it well.
Van Damme misses with an uppercut
and The Sniper counters with a stiff right hand.
Van Damme fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Sniper manages to avoid it.
Van Damme works the jab nicely.
Van Damme takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
The Sniper swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Van Damme tries to bum rush The Sniper with a series of wild strikes but The Sniper uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
The Sniper takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Van Damme bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
The Sniper misses the shot to the body.
The Sniper thows a body shot but no joy.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Sniper blocks a head kick by Van Damme.
Van Damme looks to land a body kick but The Sniper moved away.
The Sniper catches Van Damme with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
The Sniper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Van Damme moves away.
Van Damme uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by The Sniper.
Van Damme takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Van Damme throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The Sniper takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Van Damme digs a good body shot into The Sniper's ribs.
The Sniper moves into range and clinches up with Van Damme.
Van Damme blocks an uppercut.
Van Damme lands a shoulder strike.
The Sniper throws an elbow but it's blocked.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
The Sniper prevents a body shot from Van Damme.
The Sniper lands with a right to the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, The Sniper creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Van Damme stalling in the clinch but The Sniper improves position.
Van Damme misses with a body punch.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
A bit of stalling here from Van Damme.
Van Damme tries to throw a body punch but The Sniper avoids it by throwing Van Damme back against the cage.
Van Damme has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Van Damme tries to throw a body punch but The Sniper avoids it by throwing Van Damme back against the cage.
The Sniper misses with a hook to the ribs.
Van Damme breaks the clinch.
Van Damme swings for the body but The Sniper moves out of range.
Van Damme steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from The Sniper. That one must have hurt.
Van Damme lands a high kick!
Van Damme throws an uppercut from half a mile away. The Sniper sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Van Damme tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
The Sniper tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Van Damme misses the jab.
A punch combination from The Sniper misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Van Damme throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The Sniper looks to land a right hand but Van Damme moved out of range.
The Sniper throws a body punch but Van Damme moves out of range.
Van Damme misses with a shot to the body
and The Sniper counters with a stiff right hand.
Van Damme misses with a looping left.
Van Damme rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but The Sniper moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
The Sniper scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
The Sniper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Van Damme was well out of range. Poor timing from The Sniper.
The Sniper checks a leg kick nicely.
Van Damme missing with a left hand there. The Sniper was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
The Sniper takes a swing at Van Damme's ribcage but misses.
Mark The Sniper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Van Damme jabs The Sniper to the body, keeping him at a distance.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Van Damme throws a nice inside leg kick.
Van Damme connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
The Sniper looks to land a right hand but Van Damme moved out of range.
The Sniper tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Van Damme manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Jean Claude Van Damme will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
The Sniper throws a low kick but Van Damme avoids it.
Van Damme looks to land a combination but The Sniper avoids it well.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Van Damme!
The Sniper throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
A lazy body kick from The Sniper
and Van Damme counters with a right hand to the body.
Van Damme misses with a hook. The Sniper ducked under it nicely.
Van Damme looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
The Sniper misses the shot to the body.
Van Damme throws the kick towards the body but The Sniper avoids it.
Van Damme swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Van Damme checks a low kick from The Sniper.
The fighters circling - The Sniper throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from The Sniper in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Van Damme dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Van Damme throws a hook but The Sniper blocks it.
Van Damme throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A slapping body kick lands there for The Sniper.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Van Damme throws a jab when The Sniper was well out of range.
The Sniper avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Jean Claude Van Damme is winning the standup battle so far.
Van Damme lands with a nice body punch.
The Sniper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Van Damme.
An inside leg kick lands from Van Damme.
The Sniper throws a poor cross that misses
and Van Damme counters with a lovely straight right hand!
The Sniper lands a high kick!
The Sniper looks to land a left hand but Van Damme moved out of range nicely.
Van Damme ducks under a wild hook from The Sniper.
The Sniper throws a body kick that misses.
Van Damme throws a lazy right hand but The Sniper sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Van Damme will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
The Sniper throws a big shot that misses.
Van Damme scores with a hook to the body. The Sniper takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
The Sniper uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Van Damme.
Van Damme cracks a nice hook into The Sniper's ribs.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Van Damme sizes up The Sniper with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Van Damme misses with a series of wild punches.
Van Damme ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
The Sniper tries to clinch but Van Damme is having none of it.
Van Damme misses with a few strikes there.
Van Damme throws a low kick but it's checked well by The Sniper.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from The Sniper.
The Sniper misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Van Damme.
The Sniper misses with a looping right.
The Sniper misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Van Damme counters with a nice leg kick.
The Sniper is looking to chop away at Van Damme's legs.
The Sniper is looking to chop away at Van Damme's legs.
The Sniper looks to throw the jab but Van Damme is out of range.
Van Damme throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Van Damme blocks a jab.
Van Damme swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Van Damme throws out a loose jab but The Sniper uses good head movement to avoid it.
The Sniper misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
The Sniper misses with a body punch
and Van Damme counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
The Sniper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The Sniper throws a hook to the side of Van Damme's head but Van Damme sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
The Sniper looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Van Damme connects with a right hand. The Sniper shakes it off.
The Sniper misses with a leg kick.
The Sniper throws a head kick that misses.
The Sniper is breathing heavily.
Van Damme lands with an overhand left.
Van Damme stuns The Sniper with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Van Damme avoids a kick to the body.
The Sniper takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
The Sniper loads up on a big right hand but Van Damme slips the punch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Van Damme stalks The Sniper and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into The Sniper's face. The Sniper staggers backwards, shaken.
The Sniper is rocked!
Van Damme stuns The Sniper with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
The Sniper is still on wobbly legs! Can Van Damme finish him?
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Van Damme! The Sniper is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:12 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jean Claude Van Damme!
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