PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Volodja Ubjuuter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tim Key (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Volodja Ubjuuter is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Ubjuuter
vs
Key

190 cm
18
150 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

182 cm
18
163 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Decent elbows
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Volodja Ubjuuter!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Tim Key!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ubjuuter doesn't manage to clinch there - Key circles away.

Key fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Ubjuuter sprawls well initially but Key persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Ubjuuter really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Key takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Key stops Ubjuuter from getting back to his feet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Key looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Ubjuuter missing with punches from the bottom.
Ubjuuter pushes Key off looking to stand but Key dives back in and keeps control.

Key is trying for a kimura here. Ubjuuter looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! Key wins by kimura!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Tim Key!