PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bubba McFly (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ara Vahaber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McFly's entrance music is Metallica - All Nightmare Long. A fine choice. The crowd seem to be enjoying Vahaber's choice of entrance music: Dr.Dre ft. Snoop Dogg - Still Dre. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Ara Vahaber was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

McFly
vs
Vahaber

191 cm
26
250 lbs
17 - 8 - 0

190 cm
30
270 lbs
19 - 7 - 1

Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
Very quick

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Heavy handed

Charlie Wang's Nutrition and Laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bubba McFly!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 7 - 1, fighting out of New York, Ara Vahaber!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McFly throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Vahaber counters with a big head kick but McFly shrugs it off.
Vahaber throws a head kick that misses
and McFly counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Vahaber misses with a wild body shot.
McFly blocks a head kick by Vahaber.
McFly moves out of range as Vahaber throws a body kick.
Vahaber waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract McFly.
McFly looking to land some kicks to the body here.
McFly fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
A decent looking body kick lands there for McFly.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Vahaber throws a head kick that misses
and McFly counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
McFly lands a leg kick that knocks Vahaber off balance momentarily.
Vahaber throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and McFly counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McFly leaves Vahaber with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
McFly misses with a kick to the body
and Vahaber counters with a slapping leg kick.
McFly cracks a nice hook into Vahaber's ribs.
A slapping body kick lands there for McFly.
Vahaber takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
McFly lands a nice leg kick that just misses Vahaber's sensitive parts.
Vahaber shoots in and drives through. McFly sprawls well.
McFly thuds a left hand into Vahaber's body.
McFly throws a series of punches but Vahaber moves out of range.
A head kick by Vahaber misses
and McFly counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Vahaber thinking.
Vahaber misses with a telegraphed body shot
and McFly counters with a nice body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vahaber looks for a takedown but McFly sprawls well.
Bubba McFly has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ara Vahaber.
Vahaber looks gassed!
McFly throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
McFly tries to land a front kick but Vahaber steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Vahaber on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by McFly. McFly obviously looking to wear him down.
McFly is looking to wear down Vahaber with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A low kick from Vahaber is predictable there
letting McFly counter with a right hand.
Ara Vahaber seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McFly moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Vahaber ducks right into an uppercut from McFly.
McFly throws a leg kick which misses Vahaber's front leg but catches the back leg as Vahaber tries to avoid it.
Vahaber throws a head kick that misses
and McFly counters with a lovely straight right hand!
McFly lands a nice hook to Vahaber's body. Vahaber takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vahaber throws a leg kick
and McFly counters with a low kick, right behind Vahaber 's knee.
McFly throws the kick towards the body but Vahaber avoids it.
Vahaber misses with the body kick
and McFly counters with a nice body shot.
McFly connects with a good right hand that stumbles Vahaber. Vahaber circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
McFly clobbers Vahaber with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Vahaber shoots for a takedown but McFly saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
McFly throws a front kick that sends Vahaber stumbling back into the cage.
Bubba McFly is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
McFly lands a right hook to the body.
Vahaber walks into a stiff left hand from McFly.
McFly fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
McFly moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Vahaber on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Vahaber shoots and misses
and McFly counters with a nice leg kick.
Nice body punch from McFly.
McFly throws a head kick that Vahaber semi-blocks.
McFly chopping away at his opponent's legs.
A head kick by Vahaber misses
and McFly counters with a solid body kick.
Vahaber on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by McFly. McFly obviously looking to wear him down.
Vahaber moves out of range as McFly throws a body kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Both fighters circling a little - McFly finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Vahaber takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bubba McFly dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

McFly lands the left hand.
Vahaber has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from McFly.
McFly lands a nice looking body shot.
Vahaber throws a sloppy head kick
and McFly counters with a nice low kick that buckles Vahaber's knee momentarily.
A leg kick checked by Vahaber.
Vahaber throws a lazy head kick
and McFly counters with a solid body kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from McFly.
Crunch! McFly slams his shin into Vahaber's torso.
McFly throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Vahaber is breathing heavily.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from McFly.
McFly scores with a leg kick.
Vahaber on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by McFly. McFly obviously looking to wear him down.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A solid body kick from McFly.
McFly thuds a left hand into Vahaber's body.
McFly throws a push kick but Vahaber slaps the foot to one side.
McFly lands with a nice body punch.
Vahaber takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Vahaber shoots and misses
and McFly counters with a nice uppercut.
Vahaber looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Vahaber throws a lazy head kick
and McFly counters with a solid body kick.
McFly scores with a kick to the midsection.
Vahaber is trying desperately to land a takedown but McFly is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Vahaber.
McFly lands with a thumping leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vahaber takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Vahaber on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
McFly looks for the body kick but Vahaber saw that one coming.
Vahaber misses with a takedown
and McFly counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Vahaber looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Vahaber with a poor takedown
and McFly counters with a solid body kick.
Bubba McFly has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ara Vahaber.
McFly feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Vahaber's calf.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from McFly, right into the meat.
Vahaber takes a shot right to the bread basket.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vahaber has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Vahaber there as he acknowledges the shot.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by McFly.
McFly tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
McFly scores with a kick to the midsection.
McFly lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Vahaber at a distance.
McFly dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
McFly lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
McFly scores with a nice body kick.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from McFly - that will leave a mark!
McFly lands a leg kick that knocks Vahaber off balance momentarily.
Vahaber's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McFly throws a leg kick which misses Vahaber's front leg but catches the back leg as Vahaber tries to avoid it.
McFly looks for the body kick but Vahaber saw that one coming.
McFly delivers a nice body kick.
Bubba McFly is winning the standup battle so far.
Vahaber fails with the takedown
and McFly counters with a body kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A decent looking body kick lands there for McFly.
McFly throws a shot to the body.
McFly uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Vahaber has time to react.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
McFly lands a really nice looking cross but Vahaber seems unphased.
McFly throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bubba McFly dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Vahaber throws a body kick the misses
and McFly counters with a nice low kick that buckles Vahaber's knee momentarily.
McFly is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Vahaber can do to turn this around?
McFly throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
McFly wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
McFly lands with a shot to the body.
Vahaber throws a leg kick
and McFly counters with a slapping leg kick.
McFly scores with a push kick.
A slapping body kick lands there for McFly.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Vahaber might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, McFly has got the better of the exchanges.
Vahaber takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
McFly lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
McFly wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
McFly throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A solid body kick from McFly.
Vahaber throws a sloppy head kick
and McFly makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
McFly looking to land some kicks to the body here.
McFly lands a nice looking body kick.
McFly misses with a head kick.
A low kick from Vahaber is predictable there
and McFly counters with a leg kick.
A solid body kick from McFly.
A shot to the liver by McFly. Beautiful body shot.
McFly throws a front kick that sends Vahaber stumbling back into the cage.
McFly lands a right hook to the body.
Ara Vahaber has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from McFly.
McFly throws a front kick that sends Vahaber stumbling back into the cage.
McFly explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Vahaber on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from McFly, right into the meat.
McFly throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Vahaber throws a leg kick that is checked
and McFly counters with a nice low kick that buckles Vahaber's knee momentarily.
McFly scores with a kick to the midsection.
Vahaber throws a lazy head kick
and McFly counters with a nice body shot.
A slapping leg kick lands for McFly.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McFly comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
McFly chopping away at his opponent's legs.
McFly fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Vahaber.
Bubba McFly is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
McFly lands a really nice looking cross but Vahaber seems unphased.
Vahaber with a lazy takedown attempt
and McFly counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Good leg kick by McFly there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
McFly throws a nice inside leg kick.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting McFly here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
McFly throws a quick inside leg kick.
Vahaber misses with a leg kick
letting McFly counter with a right hand.
McFly throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McFly scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
McFly lands a slapping body shot.
Vahaber throws a leg kick that is checked
and McFly counters with a low kick, right behind Vahaber 's knee.
McFly feints and then cracks Vahaber's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Vahaber down.
McFly fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Vahaber has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
McFly tries to land a front kick but Vahaber steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
McFly fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Nice body kick there by McFly.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A slapping leg kick lands for McFly.

And that's the end of the fight!
Bubba McFly showed his dominance in that final round.
Well McFly has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:25
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:25
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:25

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bubba McFly!