PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between King Kamehameha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and He Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Man has chosen He-Man theme song as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Kamehameha
vs
Man

194 cm
24
275 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

210 cm
25
270 lbs
15 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Prestige Nutrition (160! $99)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, King Kamehameha!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, He Man!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kamehameha misses with a body shot
letting Man counter with a right hand.
Kamehameha misses with a hook
letting Man counter with a right hand.
Man throws a poor cross that misses
and Kamehameha counters with a right hand to the body.
Man shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Kamehameha sprawls well. Kamehameha wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Man gets slowly back to his feet.
Kamehameha takes one on the button.
Kamehameha misses with a left hand
and Man counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Man has his takedown stuffed
and Kamehameha counters with a lovely straight right hand!

It looks like He Man has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kamehameha misses with a hook
and Man counters with a right hand to the body.
King Kamehameha seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Man dives in and scores a takedown into Kamehameha's guard.
Man trying to control but Kamehameha is working from the bottom.
Kamehameha utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Man wants to control from the top but Kamehameha keeps moving.
Man with a flurry of punches that miss.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Man throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Man throws a big right hand that misses.
Kamehameha trying to control the position.
Man in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Kamehameha manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Man manages to get himself to full guard.
Kamehameha looking to pass the guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Man is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Kamehameha is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Man scores with a couple of nice shots.
Kamehameha wants to get back to full guard.
Man seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Kamehameha does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Kamehameha might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Man thows a huge punch but Kamehameha dodges it nicely.
Kamehameha wants to improve his position but Man is controlling well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Man is looking for a kimura here.
Man missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Kamehameha on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Man misses with a head shot. Kamehameha uses the momentum to regain guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

He Man dominated that round.
The cut man is working on He Man's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Man throws out a loose jab but Kamehameha uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kamehameha wants to slow Man down by chopping away at his legs.
Kamehameha misses with a shot to the body
and Man counters with a body kick that stops Kamehameha in his tracks momentarily.
Man lands a lovely overhand right.
Kamehameha misses with a hook
and Kamehameha takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Kamehameha throws a right hand that misses
letting Man counter with a right hand.
Man scores with a nice head shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kamehameha leaves Man with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Man thuds a left hand into Kamehameha's body.

Kamehameha pushes Man up against the cage in a clinch.
Man effectively controlling the action here.
A head punch on the inside from Man fails to land.
Kamehameha is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Man's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Man stalling the fight.
Man works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Kamehameha blocks an elbow strike.
A hook to the body from Kamehameha.

Man breaks the clinch.
Man connects with a single shot there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Man drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Man is trying to ground and pound but Kamehameha uses the momentary lack of control by Man to regain half guard.
Man has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Man putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Man postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Kamehameha looks a forlorn figure.

It looks like King Kamehameha has been cut.
Man in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.

King Kamehameha's cut is getting worse.
Man throwing strikes here but Kamehameha is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Man controlling from mount.
Kamehameha is wriggling around trying to escape.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Man throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
Man raining down shots from the mount!

Jeez, King Kamehameha's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at King Kamehameha's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:48 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). He Man!
He Man is the new heavyweight champion!