PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Santa Schwein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joaquim Ermirio de Moraes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ermirio de Moraes has chosen 'Vai Explodir' by Pregador Luo as his entrance music. Joaquim Ermirio de Moraes is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Schwein
vs
Ermirio de Moraes

182 cm
28
195 lbs
10 - 5 - 1

188 cm
28
200 lbs
14 - 7 - 0

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Santa Schwein!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Joaquim Ermirio de Moraes!
The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Nard Betker and Wagner Zegers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ermirio de Moraes scores with a kick to the midsection.
Ermirio de Moraes ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Schwein throws an off balance right hand
and Ermirio de Moraes counters with an inside leg kick.
Schwein misses with a lunging right hand
and Ermirio de Moraes counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Ermirio de Moraes throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ermirio de Moraes misses with a body shot
and Schwein counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Ermirio de Moraes lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Schwein misses with a right hand
and Ermirio de Moraes counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Ermirio de Moraes misses with a body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Schwein checks a leg kick.
Schwein throws a lazy uppercut
and Ermirio de Moraes makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Schwein throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ermirio de Moraes.
Schwein throws a lazy uppercut
and Ermirio de Moraes counters with a head kick. That will keep Schwein thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Schwein swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Ermirio de Moraes counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Schwein scores with a shot to the body.
Ermirio de Moraes slips under a jab from Schwein.
Ermirio de Moraes moves out of range of the strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schwein rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Ermirio de Moraes counters with a low kick, right behind Schwein 's knee.
Ermirio de Moraes doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Ermirio de Moraes looks gassed!
Schwein throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Ermirio de Moraes counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Schwein throws a right hand that misses
and Ermirio de Moraes counters with a slapping leg kick.
Schwein takes a swing at Ermirio de Moraes's ribcage but misses.
Schwein throws a looping overhand right but Ermirio de Moraes ducks down to avoid it.
Schwein works the jab nicely.
Schwein swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Ermirio de Moraes counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schwein lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Ermirio de Moraes takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Schwein scores with a hook to the body. Ermirio de Moraes takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Ermirio de Moraes throws a poor cross that misses
letting Schwein counter with a right hand.
Schwein misses with a right hand
and Ermirio de Moraes counters with a low kick, right behind Schwein 's knee.
Ermirio de Moraes slips a jab from Schwein.
Schwein throws a right hand that misses
and Ermirio de Moraes finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Schwein misses with a right hand
and Ermirio de Moraes counters with a low kick, right behind Schwein 's knee.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Schwein misses with a hook.
Ermirio de Moraes tries to close the distance and clinch but Schwein swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Schwein throws an off balance right hand
and Ermirio de Moraes counters with a nice uppercut.
Schwein throws a looping overhand right but Ermirio de Moraes ducks down to avoid it.
Schwein lands with an uppercut that bounces Ermirio de Moraes off the cage and back into rage.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Schwein misses the shot to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Schwein. Ermirio de Moraes does a little dance to reset his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Santa Schwein dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Schwein throws a poor cross that misses
and Ermirio de Moraes counters with a nice leg kick.
Schwein stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Ermirio de Moraes.
Schwein misses with a looping right.
Schwein throws a body punch but Ermirio de Moraes moves out of range.
Ermirio de Moraes avoids the body shot from Schwein.
Schwein misses with a straight left.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schwein avoids a kick to the body.
Schwein connects with a body shot that sends Ermirio de Moraes's belly button to the back.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Ermirio de Moraes lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Schwein has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Schwein and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A looping hook to the body misses from Schwein. Ermirio de Moraes does a little dance to reset his feet.
Schwein ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ermirio de Moraes moves away.
Ermirio de Moraes takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Ermirio de Moraes is breathing heavily.
Schwein throws out a powerful jab.
Schwein throws a body punch but Ermirio de Moraes moves out of range.
Schwein throws an off balance right hand
and Ermirio de Moraes counters with a nice leg kick.
Ermirio de Moraes uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Schwein.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ermirio de Moraes throws out a leg kick but Schwein moves out of range and Ermirio de Moraes only half commits.
Santa Schwein seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Schwein jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Schwein ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ermirio de Moraes moves away.
Schwein throws a poor cross that misses
and Ermirio de Moraes counters with an inside leg kick.
Schwein looks to score with a jab to the body but Ermirio de Moraes is just out of range.
The fighters circling - Schwein throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Schwein misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Ermirio de Moraes counters with a thumping low kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ermirio de Moraes gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Schwein.
A shot to the liver by Schwein. Beautiful body shot.
Schwein misses with a body shot.
Schwein throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Ermirio de Moraes counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Jab, jab by Schwein - just one landing.
Ermirio de Moraes rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Schwein counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Santa Schwein is winning the standup battle so far.
Schwein lands a slapping body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Schwein. Ermirio de Moraes does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Schwein looks to land a right hand but Ermirio de Moraes moved out of range.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Ermirio de Moraes in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Schwein cracks Ermirio de Moraes with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ermirio de Moraes on the wrong end of a nice jab.
A jab from Schwein misses.
Ermirio de Moraes on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Schwein loads up on a big right hand but Ermirio de Moraes slips the punch.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Schwein fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Ermirio de Moraes looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Schwein lands a jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Santa Schwein dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Schwein misses with a looping left.
The fighters circle momentarily. Schwein darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Schwein fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Ermirio de Moraes looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Schwein with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Schwein bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Ermirio de Moraes's head.
Schwein lunges at Ermirio de Moraes with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Ermirio de Moraes's hand.

Ermirio de Moraes is rocked!
Ermirio de Moraes takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Schwein throws a pinpoint strike between Ermirio de Moraes's hands that connects right on the jaw and sends Ermirio de Moraes crashing to the floor! He's out before he even hits the mat and Schwein scores a great knockout victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:03 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Santa Schwein!