PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Alen Zalac (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Monkey Luffy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zalac comes to the cage accompanied by Eminem - Not Afraid. Alen Zalac is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Zalac
vs
Luffy

188 cm
22
260 lbs
3 - 7 - 0

225 cm
26
275 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Experienced

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Alen Zalac!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Monkey Luffy!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Tiny Johnson and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Luffy staying out of range there.

Luffy pushes Zalac up against the cage in a clinch.
Zalac takes a knee right on the jaw!

It looks like Alen Zalac has been cut.
Luffy gets underhooks to prevent Zalac's takedown attempt.
Luffy with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Zalac fails to pull guard.
Luffy with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Luffy is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Luffy crunches a lovely knee into Zalac's ribcage.
Zalac is breathing heavily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Zalac takes a knee to the side of the body.
Luffy lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Luffy putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Zalac in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Luffy scores with a knee to the head.

Alen Zalac's cut is getting worse.

Luffy drops Zalac with a big knee straight up the middle! Zalac is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!

Zalac is rocked!

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Oh Zalac is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Luffy connects with a nasty looking knee right to Zalac's face.
Luffy has Zalac pressed up against the cage in a tight Thai clinch. Zalac is arching his back, trying to avoid the knees but a big one sneaks through from Luffy - that's hurt Zalac badly! Oh, another knee lands and Zalac is covering up! The referee steps in to save him - possibly a bit early but Zalac doesn't seem to be complaining.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knees). Monkey Luffy!