PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Kakihara Wallace (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Boon Baboon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wallace comes to the cage accompanied by Stop being greedy - DMX. Baboon is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Masterchef Synesthesia. On his way into the cage it seems that Kakihara Wallace has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Kakihara Wallace seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Wallace
vs
Baboon

185 cm
19
182 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

180 cm
26
170 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Powerful takedowns
Counter striker
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Kakihara Wallace!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Boon Baboon!
The judges for this bout are Felipe Paraventi, Thiago Cunha and Seu Braga.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wallace looks to land a right hand but Baboon moved out of range.
Wallace connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Baboon's hands.
Wallace throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Wallace misses with a wild body shot.
Wallace tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Baboon was well out of range. Poor timing from Wallace.
Wallace misses with a combination

and Baboon counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.

Baboon is looking for a kimura but Wallace is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Baboon to get the leverage.
Baboon sitting and controlling from the half guard.

Baboon is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Wallace is just riding it out for now. Baboon eventually gives up the hold.

Wallace is defending against the submission attempts here by Baboon.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Baboon wants to work for an arm triangle but Wallace is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.

Baboon seems to be looking for submissions.
Baboon prevents Wallace from standing back up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.

Baboon maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Wallace could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Baboon has cracked it and Wallace is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Baboon!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Boon Baboon!
Boon Baboon is the new welterweight champion!