PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Orlando Styles (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Luscious Canonfodder (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Styles comes into the arena with Enter Sandman by Metallica blaring out of the sound system. Orlando Styles could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Luscious Canonfodder's chin.

Styles
vs
Canonfodder

186 cm
21
170 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

178 cm
22
155 lbs
11 - 6 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Orlando Styles!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Luscious Canonfodder!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Styles uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Styles throws a hook to the side of Canonfodder's head but Canonfodder sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Styles rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Canonfodder makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Styles takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Styles uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Canonfodder.
Canonfodder avoids the body shot from Styles.
Styles throws a head kick but Canonfodder moves out of range.
Styles throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Canonfodder throws a right and a left that Styles avoids nicely.
The fighters circling - Canonfodder throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Orlando Styles seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Styles plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Styles falls off balance throwing a combination
and Canonfodder counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Styles misses with a double jab.
Styles looks to land a left hand but Canonfodder moved out of range nicely.
Canonfodder misses with a series of wild punches.
Canonfodder throws a looping overhand right but Styles ducks down to avoid it.
Styles throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Canonfodder throws a jab when Styles was well out of range.
Styles lands a nice leg kick that just misses Canonfodder's sensitive parts.
Styles lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Canonfodder bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A big right from Styles misses.
Styles avoids a punch combination nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Canonfodder tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Styles takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
A decent looking cross lands there for Styles.
Canonfodder sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Styles throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Canonfodder.
Styles throws a big shot that misses.
Canonfodder cracks Styles with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Styles throws a lazy head kick
and Canonfodder makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Canonfodder walks into a left hand.
Styles swings widly with a right hand
and Canonfodder counters with a lovely shot to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Canonfodder throws a body punch but Styles moves out of range.
Styles throws a head kick that misses.
Styles connects with an inside leg kick.
Styles swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Styles throws a head kick that misses.
Styles pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Styles misses with a body shot.
Jab from Canonfodder.
Styles throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Styles rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Canonfodder counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Canonfodder throws a series of punches but Styles avoids them all with ease.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Styles swings away with a body shot that misses
and Canonfodder counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Canonfodder swinging wildly here.
Styles moves away from the strike by Canonfodder.
Good shot there by Styles.
Styles misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Canonfodder swings widly with a right hand
and Styles counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Canonfodder thinking.
Canonfodder has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Styles with a hook.
A slapping leg kick lands for Styles.
Styles tries a head kick but it misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Orlando Styles dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Styles loads up on a big right hand but Canonfodder slips the punch.
Styles looks to score with a jab to the body but Canonfodder is just out of range.
Canonfodder avoids the head kick by Styles.
Canonfodder looks to score with a jab to the body but Styles is just out of range.
Styles lands a leg kick that knocks Canonfodder off balance momentarily.
Canonfodder lands with a good body shot.
Styles misses with a jab to the body
and Canonfodder counters with a one-two to the body.
A bone on bone clash there as Canonfodder blocks the leg kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Styles.
Styles throws a predictable looking body shot
and Canonfodder counters with a left and a right that stings Styles.
Styles throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Canonfodder counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Styles bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Canonfodder's head.
Styles throws a lazy right hand but Canonfodder sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Canonfodder tries to bum rush Styles with a series of wild strikes but Styles uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Styles throws a hook but Canonfodder avoids it easily.
Canonfodder walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
A nice leg kick lands there from Styles.
Styles throws a looping overhand right but Canonfodder ducks down to avoid it.
Styles throws a series of punches but Canonfodder moves out of range.
Styles lands a jab to the head.
Styles falls off balance throwing a combination
and Canonfodder counters with a three punch combo that has Styles backing up. Styles nods at Canonfodder to acknowledge the strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Styles showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Canonfodder.
Styles pushes Canonfodder away with a front kick.
Styles lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Styles throws an ugly left hook that misses
letting Canonfodder counter with a right hand.
Styles just misses with a punch to the body.
Styles lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Canonfodder looks to land a combination but Styles avoids it well.
Styles scores with a hook to the body. Canonfodder takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Styles falls off balance throwing a combination
and Canonfodder counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A punch combination from Styles misses.
Canonfodder takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Canonfodder fails to land with a series of punches.
Styles keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Canonfodder.
Styles connects with a high kick.
The crowd cheers as Styles lands an impressive looking overhand right. Canonfodder doesn't seem phased though.
Styles lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Canonfodder at a distance.
Styles throws a push kick but Canonfodder slaps the foot to one side.
Styles throws an off balance right hand
and Canonfodder counters with a nice body shot.
Canonfodder walks forward, straight into a front kick from Styles.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Styles moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Jab from Styles.
Styles misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Canonfodder.
A decent looking cross lands there for Canonfodder.
Canonfodder throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Styles.
Canonfodder's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Canonfodder throws a series of punches but Styles avoids them all with ease.
Canonfodder wants to clinch.
Styles scores with a head kick. Canonfodder tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Orlando Styles dominated that second round.
That's time! Styles's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. And we move into the final round!

Styles is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Styles throws a right hand that misses
and Canonfodder counters with a left to the body.
Crunch! Styles slams his shin into Canonfodder's torso.
Styles misses with a jab, cross combination.
Styles throws a lazy uppercut
and Canonfodder counters with a nice uppercut.
Styles scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Styles throws a body kick the misses
and Styles takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Canonfodder misses with a left hand
and Styles counters with a stiff right hand.
Canonfodder ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Styles throws a poor cross that misses
and Canonfodder counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Styles scores with a jab to the jaw.

Canonfodder is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Styles.
Styles keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Canonfodder.
Canonfodder checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Canonfodder checks a leg kick.
Styles misses with a hook
and Canonfodder counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Canonfodder tries to clinch but Styles moves out of range.
Nice straight punches there by Canonfodder. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Canonfodder.
Styles ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Canonfodder moves away.
Styles thuds his right hand into Canonfodder's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Styles throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Canonfodder counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Canonfodder works over Styles's head and body with a nice combination.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Styles takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Canonfodder throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Styles on the side of the head.
Styles circles away from the clinch attempt.
Canonfodder misses with a jab, cross combination.
Styles throws a lazy right hand but Canonfodder sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Canonfodder throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Styles stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Styles misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Canonfodder counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Styles keeps the fight on the outside.
Styles misses with a double jab.
Canonfodder misses with a two punch combination.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Styles misses with a jab to the body
and Canonfodder cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Styles misses with a combination
and Canonfodder counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Styles misses with an uppercut.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Styles lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Canonfodder has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Canonfodder and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Canonfodder swings for the body but Styles moves out of range.
Canonfodder showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Styles.
Styles misses with a combination
and Canonfodder counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Styles fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Styles shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Styles fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Styles takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Canonfodder keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Styles lands an overhand right.
Canonfodder tries to clinch up but Styles circles away and keeps his distance.
Canonfodder takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Styles looks to land a left hand but Canonfodder moved out of range nicely.
Styles throws a sloppy head kick and Canonfodder moves out of range easily.
Luscious Canonfodder has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Styles attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Styles rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Canonfodder counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Styles connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Orlando Styles.
Well Styles has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Orlando Styles!