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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Paul Penis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jimmy Johnstone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Penis comes to the cage accompanied by Pinchers - Bandolero. Johnstone has chosen Living is a Problem as his entrance music. Jimmy Johnstone has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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164 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
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170 cm
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157 lbs
3 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Prefers ground |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Paul Penis!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jimmy Johnstone!
The judges for this bout are Shirou Masuda, Taro Takaoka and Hirohito Nitta.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Penis swings for the body but Johnstone moves out of range.
Johnstone tries to clinch but Penis is having none of it.
Johnstone throws a nice looking combination but Penis bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Johnstone rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Penis moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Penis clinches up with Johnstone and pushes him back against the cage.
Johnstone breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Johnstone throws a lazy right hand but Penis sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Johnstone misses with a double jab.
A punch combination from Johnstone misses.
Penis is looking to chop away at Johnstone's legs.
Penis slips a jab and a cross from Johnstone.
The fight stays on the outside here - Penis looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Johnstone circles away from the clinch attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Johnstone throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Penis blocks a head kick by Johnstone.
Penis moves in looking to clinch but Johnstone pushes him off.
Johnstone will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Johnstone will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Johnstone thows a leg kick but Penis checks it
and Penis counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Penis prevents Johnstone from getting back to his feet.
Penis passes into half guard.
Penis not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Penis trying to pass the guard but Johnstone defending well.
Johnstone is trying to stand.
Johnstone looks gassed!
Penis is pressing down on Johnstone's thigh, looking to free his foot. Johnstone is holding on for now.
Penis sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Johnstone defending well though.
Penis trying to mount his opponent but Johnstone defends it.
Johnstone really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Penis. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Johnstone misses with a jab to the body
and Penis counters with a nice double leg into side control. Johnstone won't be happy with that.
Penis advances to mount.
Penis is giving the impression that he's looking to ground and pound but he switches suddenly into a beautiful far side armbar! Johnstone is forced to tap! Great finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Paul Penis!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
53% |
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