PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Joe Garelli (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gg Allin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Garelli comes to the cage accompanied by Patriarch on a Vespa. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Garelli
vs
Allin

180 cm
26
184 lbs
14 - 4 - 0

170 cm
26
164 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Joe Garelli!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Gg Allin!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, James Atkins and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Allin displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Garelli throws out the jab.
Allin has his takedown stuffed
and Garelli cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Allin fails with the takedown
and Garelli cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Garelli misses with a wild body shot.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Garelli.
Allin avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Joe Garelli is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Garelli tries to clinch but Allin moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Garelli uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Allin.
Garelli throws a body kick that misses.
Allin with a poor takedown
and Garelli makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Joe Garelli has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Gg Allin.
Allin tries for a takedown but Garelli circles away easily
enabling Garelli to counter with a crisp jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Decent striking displayed by Garelli there.
Allin circles away from the clinch attempt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Allin keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Garelli misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Allin.
Garelli misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Allin.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Allin with a lazy takedown attempt
and Garelli counters with a head kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joe Garelli dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Garelli throws an overhand right that drops Allin like a sack of potatoes! Garelli dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Joe Garelli!