PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Heffo Klumpo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Starship Pain (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pain has chosen Decisive Battle as his entrance music. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Klumpo
vs
Pain

193 cm
23
281 lbs
14 - 3 - 0

195 cm
25
279 lbs
17 - 5 - 1

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

ADCC Champion
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Heffo Klumpo!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Starship Pain!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pain on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Klumpo connects with a solid leg kick.
Klumpo looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Pain is fending him off so far but Klumpo persists. Nope, Pain circles away and we're back to standing.
Klumpo shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Pain counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A lazy body kick from Klumpo
and Pain makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Klumpo swings widly with a right hand
and Pain counters with a nice low kick that buckles Klumpo's knee momentarily.
Pain takes a kick to the side of the head.
Heffo Klumpo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Klumpo throws a leg kick
and Pain counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Klumpo throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Pain counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Klumpo throws a good cross that connects.
Pain ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Pain takes a jab right on the kisser.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Klumpo cracks Pain with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Klumpo throws a leg kick

and Pain counters by clinching up.
Klumpo tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Pain's elbow.
Pain misses with the head strike.
A head punch on the inside from Pain fails to land.
A head punch on the inside from Klumpo fails to land.
Klumpo is trying to force a seperation but Pain has the dominant position.
Good body shot from Pain.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Pain.

Klumpo works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Klumpo accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.

Klumpo has gone for a leg lock! Pain slips out almost immediately though and dives into Klumpo's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Klumpo looking for a sweep. Not yet Klumpo, not yet.
Pain stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Klumpo swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Pain keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Klumpo's head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Klumpo wants to sweep but no luck.
Pain pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Klumpo is keeping the position for now.
Pain slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Klumpo sneaks back into half guard.
Klumpo trying to hold on to Pain's head to control him but Pain postures up.
Klumpo regains full guard. Nicely done.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pain looking to pass the guard.
Pain is looking to work some ground and pound but Klumpo has wrist control.
Pain trying to control but Klumpo is working from the bottom.
Klumpo wants to sweep but no luck.
Klumpo trying to keep a closed guard but Pain is proving a slippery customer.
Pain looking to pass the guard.
Klumpo wants to sweep here but Pain controlling him for the moment.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Klumpo is on top in guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Klumpo stopping the sweep attempt from Pain.
Klumpo with a flurry of punches that miss.
Pain avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Klumpo throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Pain works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Klumpo pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Pain is keeping the position for now.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Pain looking for a guillotine here but Klumpo defends easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Starship Pain will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!

Pain waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Klumpo.
Pain connects with a leg kick. Klumpo looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Klumpo throws a leg kick

and Pain counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Klumpo is trying to stand back up but Pain is controlling him
Pain working over Klumpo with some ground and pound. Klumpo looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Klumpo regains full guard. Nicely done.

Klumpo working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Pain has passed into half guard!
Klumpo wants to control but Pain is keeping busy and won't allow it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pain works his way into full mount!
Klumpo tries to hold on but Pain postures up.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Klumpo working to try and regain half guard.
Pain putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Pain trying to control but Klumpo is having none of it.
Pain avoids the attempt from Klumpo to control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pain is landing with some decent strikes but Klumpo is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Pain can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Klumpo is looking to escape.
Starship Pain has got the better of the ground game so far.
Klumpo is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Pain working Klumpo over with strikes here.
Pain lands with some strikes.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Klumpo working to try and regain half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Klumpo regains half guard.
Pain is looking to take a break and control but Klumpo is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Klumpo is trying to get back to full guard.
Pain looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Klumpo with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.

Pain moves into side control, avoiding a weak kimura attempt from Klumpo.
Klumpo is trying to get back to half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Klumpo is working hard here to advance position.
Pain lands a few punches from side control.
Pain tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Klumpo regains half guard.
Klumpo misses with some strikes from the bottom.
Pain tries to pass the half guard into mount. Klumpo knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Pain scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Klumpo moves into full guard.
Pain pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Klumpo is keeping the position for now.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Starship Pain showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action!

Klumpo lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Klumpo. Pain does a little dance to reset his feet.
Klumpo misses with a takedown
and Pain cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Klumpo throws a poor cross that misses
and Pain counters with a nice body kick.
Klumpo throws an off balance right hand
and Pain counters with an outside leg kick.

Pain clinches.
Klumpo drops down looking for an ankle pick but Pain pulls his leg out and moves away.
Klumpo misses with a lunging right hand
and Pain counters with a straight right hand.
Pain misses with a low kick.
Klumpo gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Pain counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Heffo Klumpo. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Klumpo throws a leg kick
and Pain counters with a nice leg kick.
Pain comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Klumpo swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Pain counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Klumpo takes one to the side of the head.
Klumpo rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Pain counters with a nice low kick that buckles Klumpo's knee momentarily.
Good shot there by Pain.
Klumpo throws a leg kick that is checked
and Pain cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Klumpo connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Pain on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Klumpo throws a right hand that misses
and Pain makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Klumpo really felt that one!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Klumpo avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Klumpo misses with a hook to the body
and Pain counters with a slapping leg kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Klumpo, right into the meat.
Klumpo throws a leg kick
and Pain counters with a nice leg kick.
Pain fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Klumpo.
Klumpo throws a sloppy body shot

and Pain counters with a single leg into guard. Klumpo didn't expect that.
Pain is pushing down on Klumpo's leg trying to pass to half guard. Klumpo is fighting to maintain full guard but Pain has managed to sneak the leg through.
Klumpo is trying to control but can't.
Pain throwing shots but Klumpo is blocking nicely.
Klumpo wants to control but Pain is keeping busy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pain looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Klumpo is trying to get back to full guard.
Pain thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Klumpo's head.

Pain is looking for a kimura here.
Pain seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Klumpo does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Klumpo wants to improve his position but Pain is controlling well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Klumpo is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Pain pulls his head out easily.
Klumpo wants to control but Pain is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Klumpo is not content to let Pain control the position.
Pain prevents Klumpo from improving his position.

Pain is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Klumpo has managed to free his arm - good work.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Klumpo works his way to full guard. Good work.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Starship Pain really dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Klumpo throws a right hand that misses

and Pain counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Klumpo's guard now.
Klumpo looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Pain trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Klumpo keeping moving, preventing Pain from controlling successfully.
Pain missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Klumpo is trying to keep Pain in close.
Klumpo keeping moving, preventing Pain from controlling successfully.
Pain postures up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Heffo Klumpo wasn't doing enough on the ground.
That kick from Klumpo tenderised Pain's leg. Pain is trying to keep his angry face on.
Pain has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Klumpo.
Klumpo throws a leg kick that is checked
and Pain makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Nice sprawl there from Pain as Klumpo shoots in.
Klumpo swings for the body but Pain moves out of range.
Starship Pain seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Klumpo shoots and misses
and Pain counters with a series of strikes. Klumpo will be more careful next time no doubt.
Klumpo misses with an uppercut

and Pain decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Klumpo's guard.
Klumpo trying to keep a closed guard but Pain is proving a slippery customer.
Pain trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pain postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Pain is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Klumpo controlling the position.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Klumpo is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Pain wants to control from the top but Klumpo keeps moving.
Pain pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Klumpo is keeping the position for now.
Klumpo is looking to stand back up but Pain counters by passing into half guard. Oops... bit sloppy there by Klumpo.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Klumpo gets full guard.
Klumpo trying to keep a closed guard but Pain is proving a slippery customer.
Klumpo keeping moving, preventing Pain from controlling successfully.
Pain stopping the sweep attempt from Klumpo.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.

Klumpo working for submissions but it's allowed Pain to get to half guard.
Pain is looking to advance position but Klumpo won't allow it.
Pain prevents Klumpo from improving his position.
Klumpo is not content to let Pain control the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Starship Pain dominated that fourth round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Klumpo misses with a hook
and Pain counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Klumpo avoids the head kick by Pain.
Klumpo throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Klumpo rushes in with a sloppy looking punch

so Pain counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Pain trying to control but Klumpo is working from the bottom.
Klumpo tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Klumpo is trying to keep Pain in close.
Pain wants to control from the top but Klumpo keeps moving.
Pain missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Klumpo wants to sweep here but Pain controlling him for the moment.
Klumpo has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Pain has passed into side control.
Sloppy strikes there by Pain.
Klumpo manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Klumpo tries to regain full guard. Instead though, Pain has advanced to mount. Uh oh.
Pain looking to control but Klumpo is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Pain landing shots from mount.
Klumpo tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Pain looking to finish Klumpo with some ground and pound. This is bad for Klumpo!
Pain fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Klumpo is squirming around, avoiding Pain's attempts to control the action.
Klumpo is working to get back to half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pain putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!

Pain is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Klumpo can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
Pain raining down shots from the mount!
Pain with shots to the head and body - Klumpo looks very uncomfortable down there.
Pain has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Klumpo is trying desperately to improve position.
Pain can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Klumpo is looking to escape.
Starship Pain is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Klumpo wants to hold on but Pain pushes him away.
Heffo Klumpo has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Klumpo is looking to improve his position but Pain isn't that keen on the idea.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Klumpo flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.
Pain can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Klumpo is looking to escape.

And that's the end of the fight!
Starship Pain comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Pain has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 44:50
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 45:50
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 45:50

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Starship Pain! Starship Pain retains his super heavyweight title!