PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hugo Smackthatcow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Carlos Selhorst (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Smackthatcow's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Wretches & Kings. Hugo Smackthatcow has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Smackthatcow
vs
Selhorst

200 cm
18
250 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

196 cm
18
254 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Self confident

BJJ White Belt
Counter striker
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Hugo Smackthatcow!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Carlos Selhorst!
The judges for this bout are Felipe Paraventi, Mauricio Rocha and Emerson Jorge.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Smackthatcow throws a nice head kick!
Selhorst looks to land a combination. Smackthatcow sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Smackthatcow misses with the body kick
and Selhorst counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Smackthatcow throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Selhorst counters with an outside leg kick.
Nice body punch from Smackthatcow.
Smackthatcow ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Selhorst throws a series of punches but Smackthatcow avoids them all with ease.
Smackthatcow gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Selhorst counters with a right hand to the body.
Selhorst goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
A slow jab from Selhorst misses its intended target.
Selhorst swinging wildly here.
Smackthatcow throws a sloppy head kick
and Selhorst makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Smackthatcow slips under a jab from Selhorst.
Selhorst lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Selhorst throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Smackthatcow.
Smackthatcow connects with an inside leg kick.
Selhorst looks gassed!
Selhorst avoids the body shot from Smackthatcow.
Hugo Smackthatcow seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Selhorst swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Smackthatcow counters with a right hand to the body.
Smackthatcow throws a sloppy head kick and Selhorst moves out of range easily.
Smackthatcow pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Smackthatcow throws a sloppy head kick
and Selhorst counters with a straight right hand.
Selhorst takes a head kick and keeps coming.

It looks like Carlos Selhorst has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A head kick misses from Smackthatcow.
Selhorst swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Smackthatcow counters with a massive head kick! KABOOM! Selhorst is out cold! A devastating KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Hugo Smackthatcow!