PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brock LesnAr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Happy Me (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

LesnAr
vs
Me

191 cm
19
262 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

192 cm
20
265 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Good in bed

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Brock LesnAr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Happy Me!
The judges for this bout are Aleksei Zolotukhin, Aleksandr Martynov and Ivan Kurochkin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
LesnAr is looking to clinch.
Me with a poor takedown
and LesnAr makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
LesnAr is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Me.

LesnAr shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Me tries to roll over but LesnAr keeps him under control.
LesnAr is figuring out what he wants to do next.
LesnAr looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Me with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
LesnAr is controlling the pace.

LesnAr decides to stand up and try his luck on the feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.

LesnAr looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
LesnAr is stalling in the full guard.
LesnAr has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
LesnAr seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Me for as long as he can get away with.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Brock LesnAr.
LesnAr fails in his attempt to clinch.
Me doesn't succeed with the takedown

and LesnAr counters with a shoot takedown. Me fights it but they end up in guard.

Me working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because LesnAr has passed into half guard!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Me looks gassed!
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with LesnAr in particular looking to stall.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
LesnAr has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Me reaches up to try and control the position but LesnAr seems to have an arm triangle now! Uh oh! Me rolls and tries to escape and now LesnAr has his back!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
LesnAr controlling from the back.

LesnAr is working on the RNC. He looks like he's got it but Me won't tap... Oh, he's out! The ref rips LesnAr off his unconscious opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Brock LesnAr!