PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Phoenix Sux (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Earl Bading (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Earl Bading struggled to make weight for this fight. He only made it down to 267.9lbs at the first attempt and had to take the additional two hours to make the official bout weight. Let's see how much it's taken out of him. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Earl Bading was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Sux
vs
Bading

190 cm
26
220 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

190 cm
27
280 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Phoenix Sux!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Earl Bading!
The judges for this bout are Wagner Zegers, Patrick Alders and Paul Aken.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sux throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Bading.

It looks like Earl Bading has been cut.
A head kick misses from Sux.
Sux throws a head kick that misses.

Sux lands a high kick to the side of Bading's head that stuns him and send him tumbling down to the canvas! Sux dives into guard, looking to finish.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Sux drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Sux jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Bading wants to stand and escape but Sux is having none of it.
Sux looking to pass the guard.
Sux is working hard here to advance position.

Sux thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sux wants to control from the top but Bading keeps moving.

Sux drops back looking for a submission - "I'm sorry sir, but I'm gunna break your leg" says Sux as he cranks on the unfortunate limb! Bading screams and taps out before any major damage is done! Don't mess with Sux! Nice submission victory there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Phoenix Sux!