PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Happy Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tito Ortiz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ortiz has a pretty significant injury - he really shouldn't be fighting right now but he's a warrior and he's here none the less! Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Helmet
vs
Ortiz

190 cm
25
205 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

225 cm
25
205 lbs
0 - 6 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Very strong

Good wrestler
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Happy Helmet!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Tito Ortiz!
The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, Dean Styles and Eddie Farnsworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Helmet plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!

That has opened up Tito Ortiz's cut even more.
Ortiz looks gassed!
Helmet lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Ortiz avoids the head kick by Helmet.
Helmet throws a shot to the body.
Ortiz is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Nice body kick from Helmet.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Helmet lands a high kick!

The cut above Tito Ortiz's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Helmet throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Helmet throws a front kick that sends Ortiz stumbling back into the ropes.
Ortiz steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Helmet. That one must have hurt.
Helmet scores with a push kick.
Helmet throws a sloppy head kick and Ortiz moves out of range easily.
Helmet throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Helmet lands a head kick!

Tito Ortiz's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Helmet throws a nice outside leg kick.
Helmet works Ortiz's body with a nice hook.
A slapping leg kick lands for Helmet.
Helmet lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Helmet misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet lands a slapping body shot.
Helmet throws a sloppy head kick and Ortiz moves out of range easily.
Helmet lands a head kick. Ortiz smiles back at him and beckons him forward.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Tito Ortiz's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:03 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Happy Helmet!