PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jeff Lebowski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Teddy Roosevelt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lebowski comes into the arena with Europe - The Final Countdown blaring out of the sound system. Teddy Roosevelt acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the ring.

Lebowski
vs
Roosevelt

187 cm
29
179 lbs
17 - 11 - 0

188 cm
27
179 lbs
13 - 6 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jeff Lebowski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Teddy Roosevelt!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Roosevelt throws a big shot that misses.
Roosevelt misses with a right hand
and Lebowski counters with a stiff right hand.
Roosevelt misses with a right hand
and Lebowski counters with a three punch combo that has Roosevelt backing up. Roosevelt nods at Lebowski to acknowledge the strikes.
Roosevelt throws a predictable looking body shot
and Lebowski counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Nice jab there from Roosevelt.
Roosevelt scores with a jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Roosevelt misses with an uppercut
and Lebowski counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Roosevelt throws a poor cross that misses
and Lebowski counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Roosevelt throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Lebowski counters with a nice uppercut.
Roosevelt throws a right hand that misses
and Lebowski counters with a one-two to the body.
Roosevelt throws a right hand that misses
and Lebowski connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Roosevelt throws an off balance right hand
and Lebowski counters with a three punch combo that has Roosevelt backing up. Roosevelt nods at Lebowski to acknowledge the strikes.
Roosevelt lands with a shot to the body.
Lebowski misses with a hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Roosevelt misses with an uppercut
and Lebowski counters with a one-two to the body.
Roosevelt throws a lazy uppercut
and Lebowski counters with a stiff right hand.
Roosevelt misses with a shot to the body
and Lebowski counters with a one-two to the body.
Roosevelt takes a swing at Lebowski's ribcage but misses.
Roosevelt misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lebowski.
Roosevelt misses with a right hand
and Lebowski counters with a one-two to the body.
Roosevelt misses with an uppercut
and Lebowski counters with a one-two to the body.
Teddy Roosevelt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Roosevelt takes a swing at Lebowski's ribcage but misses.
Roosevelt throws a poor cross that misses

and Lebowski counters with a crisp one two that drops Roosevelt! Lebowski thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Roosevelt to his feet! Roosevelt is in big trouble!

Roosevelt is rocked!
Roosevelt misses with a lunging right hand
and Lebowski counters with a left right combination that sends Roosevelt crashing to the mat - Lebowski wastes no time in diving on top of him and pounding Roosevelt out for a TKO! Devastating finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jeff Lebowski!