PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Dick Destruction (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Craig Conor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Destruction comes to the ring accompanied by Earth Sized Microwave by Japanese Torture Comedy Hour. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Destruction
vs
Conor

179 cm
26
165 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

172 cm
26
162 lbs
4 - 2 - 1

Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Solid chin

[JMFC] 160!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Dick Destruction!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Craig Conor!
The judges for this bout are Aleksei Zolotukhin, Aleksandr Martynov and Valeri Chadov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Destruction connects with a looping right hand.
Destruction connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Conor swings away with a body shot that misses
and Destruction counters with a three punch combo that has Conor backing up. Conor nods at Destruction to acknowledge the strikes.
Craig Conor seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A jab from Conor does it's job there.
Conor gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Destruction.
A shot to the body from Conor misses
and Destruction makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Conor throws an overhand right that lands on Destruction's shoulder, as Destruction tries to avoid the shot.
Conor misses with a straight left.
An inside leg kick lands from Destruction.
Conor looks to score with a jab to the body but Destruction is just out of range.
Destruction works Conor's body with a nice hook.

Destruction moves into the clinch.
A knee to the head by Destruction.
Conor lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Destruction.
Destruction with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.

It looks like Craig Conor has been cut.
Destruction pushes Conor back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Destruction.
Destruction creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Conor's defenses.
Destruction is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Conor is defending well for now.
Conor tries to throw a body punch but Destruction avoids it by throwing Conor back against the cage.
Destruction lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Conor.
Conor throws a punch but it's blocked by Destruction.
Conor can't find room to land a body shot as Destruction controls the action.
Conor can't find room to land a body shot as Destruction controls the action.
Destruction lands an elbow inside that Conor shrugs off.
Conor throws a punch but it's blocked by Destruction.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Destruction lands a nice elbow.
Destruction lands an elbow inside.
Conor takes an elbow to the forehead.
Conor goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Destruction lands an elbow that stopped Conor in his tracks for a moment.
Conor has a couple of punches blocked by Destruction.
Conor can't find room to land a body shot as Destruction controls the action.
Conor swings wildly with an uppercut but Destruction uses good head movement to avoid it.
Conor misses with a body punch.
Conor tries a body shot but Destruction blocks it.
Destruction lands a knee to the body.
Conor misses with a punch to the body.
Destruction lands an elbow just above Conor 's eye.
Conor misses with a hook from the clinch.
Conor misses with a hook to the ribs.
Destruction lands a good knee to the midsection. Conor won't want to take too many of those.
Conor throws a punch but it's blocked by Destruction.
Destruction lands an elbow inside.

That has opened up Craig Conor's cut even more.
A knee to the head by Destruction.
Conor tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Destruction's elbow.
Conor looking to stall.
Conor can't find room to land a body shot as Destruction controls the action.
A knee to the head by Destruction.
Destruction lands a good knee to the midsection. Conor won't want to take too many of those.
Conor looks gassed!
Knees in the clinch landing for Destruction.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Conor misses with a punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Conor.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Destruction obliges.
Conor looking to slow down the pace here.
Destruction gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Destruction lands an elbow inside that Conor shrugs off.
Conor is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Conor throws a head punch that misses.
Nice elbow from Destruction.
Destruction comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

The cut above Craig Conor's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Destruction.
Destruction lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

Conor is rocked!

Craig Conor's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Destruction lands a damaging elbow.
Conor is still on wobbly legs! Can Destruction finish him?

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Craig Conor's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Dick Destruction!