PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Snake The Pendulum (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and David Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Pendulum comes to the cage accompanied by Good Luck. Jones has chosen Hoist the Colours as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

The Pendulum
vs
Jones

215 cm
28
205 lbs
18 - 0 - 0

186 cm
22
214 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
World class MT
Very quick

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Snake The Pendulum!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, David Jones!
The judges for this bout are Paulo Santos, Alexandre Firmino and Luis Engracia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones thows a body shot but no joy.
The Pendulum takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Jones throws a poor cross that misses
and The Pendulum counters with a leg kick.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts The Pendulum, as that shot connected.
The Pendulum misses with an attempted mid kick.
Jones looks to land a right hand but The Pendulum moved out of range.
David Jones seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jones throws an ugly left hook that misses
and The Pendulum counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Jones looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Jones misses with a lunging right hand
and The Pendulum counters with a right hand to the body.
Jones misses with a body shot.
Jones scores with a nice right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Pendulum misses with an uppercut
enabling Jones to counter with a crisp jab.
Jones throws a sloppy body shot
and The Pendulum counters with a nice body shot.
The Pendulum throws a head kick that misses.
Jones looks to throw a body kick
and The Pendulum counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
The Pendulum delivers a nice body kick.
Jones looks gassed!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The Pendulum looks to land a body kick but Jones moved away.
Jones on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by The Pendulum. The Pendulum obviously looking to wear him down.
A nice inside leg kick there by The Pendulum. That's going to slow Jones down.
Jones takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
The Pendulum misses with a low kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones gets off balance looking for a body kick
and The Pendulum counters with a nice uppercut.
The Pendulum misses with a hook.
The Pendulum throws a good cross that connects.
Jones doesn't manage to clinch there - The Pendulum circles away.
Jones tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Jones swings and misses with a shot to the body
enabling The Pendulum to counter with a crisp jab.
The Pendulum connects with a leg kick. Jones looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Jones on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by The Pendulum. The Pendulum obviously looking to wear him down.
The Pendulum scoring well with a low kick there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Pendulum lands a leg kick that knocks Jones off balance momentarily.
The Pendulum lands a leg kick that knocks Jones off balance momentarily.
The Pendulum throws a leg kick which misses Jones's front leg but catches the back leg as Jones tries to avoid it.
Jones throws an off balance right hand
and The Pendulum counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The Pendulum wants to slow Jones down by chopping away at his legs.
Jones misses with a left hand
and The Pendulum counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Jones misses with an uppercut
and The Pendulum counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The Pendulum throws a nice head kick!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before The Pendulum can pounce on him.
A slapping leg kick lands for The Pendulum.
The Pendulum misses with a wild body shot.
The Pendulum scores with a hook to the body. Jones takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
The Pendulum throws a nice outside leg kick.
Jones keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The Pendulum works Jones's body with a nice hook.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The Pendulum throws a leg kick which misses Jones's front leg but catches the back leg as Jones tries to avoid it.
The Pendulum tries to land a leg kick but Jones saw it coming and moves away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snake The Pendulum dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Jones misses with a telegraphed body shot
and The Pendulum counters with a slapping leg kick.
The Pendulum throws a leg kick which misses Jones's front leg but catches the back leg as Jones tries to avoid it.
Jones rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
enabling The Pendulum to counter with a crisp jab.
Jones scores with a crisp jab that stopped The Pendulum in his tracks.
Jones misses with a right hand
and The Pendulum counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The Pendulum throws a nice head kick!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The Pendulum lands with a thumping leg kick.
Jones is breathing heavily.
The fight stays on the outside here - Jones looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
The Pendulum fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Jones checks it well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones avoids a kick to the body.
The Pendulum misses the jab.
The Pendulum keeps Jones at a distance using the push kick.
The Pendulum is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jones can do to turn this around?
The Pendulum buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
The Pendulum keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Jones misses with an uppercut
and The Pendulum counters with a leg kick.
Jones wants to clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Pendulum looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Jones throws a predictable looking body shot
and The Pendulum counters with a two punch combo.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The Pendulum scores with a body shot.
Snake The Pendulum is winning the standup battle so far.
Jones blocks a head kick by The Pendulum.
The Pendulum misses with an uppercut. Jones saw that one coming.
The Pendulum thows a leg kick but Jones checks it

so Jones counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
The Pendulum trying to control the position.
Jones with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Jones wants to control from the top but The Pendulum keeps moving.
The Pendulum is trying to control the position from the bottom.
The Pendulum really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Jones throws a strike but The Pendulum rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Jones is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
The Pendulum sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Jones's guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The Pendulum looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Jones wants to improve his position but The Pendulum is controlling well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snake The Pendulum dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Jones misses with an uppercut
and The Pendulum counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Jones misses with the body kick
and The Pendulum counters with a series of strikes. Jones will be more careful next time no doubt.
Jones is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Jones looks to score with a jab to the body but The Pendulum is just out of range.
The Pendulum throws a low kick, looking for Jones's leg but Jones calmly moves out of range.
Jones checks the leg kick.
Jones's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
The Pendulum looks to score with a jab to the body but Jones is just out of range.

Jones closes the distance and pushes The Pendulum back into the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

The Pendulum successfully pulls guard.
Jones must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.

Jones is posturing up here but The Pendulum has hold of an arm and he's gone for an armbar! Jones tries to roll out but it's too tight and Jones has to tap! Slick submission there by The Pendulum!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:31 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Snake The Pendulum!
Snake The Pendulum retains his light heavyweight title!