PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hugo Smackthatcow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Junior Dos Santos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Smackthatcow comes to the cage accompanied by Wretches & Kings. Both fighters really staring eachother down here, as Junior Dos Santos enters the cage!

Smackthatcow
vs
Dos Santos

200 cm
18
250 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

193 cm
18
246 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Self confident

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Hugo Smackthatcow!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Junior Dos Santos!
The judges for this bout are Leandro Rodrigues, Felipe Paraventi and Emerson Jorge.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Smackthatcow throws a sloppy head kick
and Dos Santos counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A punch combination from Smackthatcow misses.
Smackthatcow misses with a combination
letting Dos Santos counter with a right hand.
Sloppy strikes from Smackthatcow. Those never looked like landing.
Smackthatcow throws a lazy head kick
and Dos Santos cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Smackthatcow throws a one two combo.
Smackthatcow keeps the fight on the outside.
A low kick from Smackthatcow misses

and Dos Santos counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Dos Santos.
Smackthatcow looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Smackthatcow breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Smackthatcow throws a lazy body kick

and Dos Santos counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Dos Santos.

Smackthatcow breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Dos Santos tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Smackthatcow counters with a two punch combo.
Smackthatcow misses with a double jab

and Dos Santos counters by moving into the clinch.
Dos Santos keeps control of Smackthatcow as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Smackthatcow has had enough of the clinch but Dos Santos keeps him there for the moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Smackthatcow has had enough of the clinch but Dos Santos keeps him there for the moment.

Smackthatcow breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Smackthatcow misses with a double jab

and Dos Santos counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Dos Santos.
Dos Santos keeps control of Smackthatcow as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Smackthatcow tries to circle away but Dos Santos has him pinned against the cage.
Smackthatcow wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Dos Santos stalling the fight.

Smackthatcow's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smackthatcow looks to land a combination but Dos Santos avoids it well.
Smackthatcow falls off balance throwing a combination

and Dos Santos counters into the clinch. Nicely done.

Smackthatcow breaks the clinch.
Smackthatcow thows a body shot but no joy.
Dos Santos tries to close the distance and clinch but Smackthatcow swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Smackthatcow connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Smackthatcow lands a nice hook to Dos Santos's body. Dos Santos takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Smackthatcow misses with a double jab

and Dos Santos counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Dos Santos prevents Smackthatcow from breaking the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Smackthatcow.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Smackthatcow.

Smackthatcow breaks the clinch.
Smackthatcow throws a head kick that misses.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Smackthatcow lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Dos Santos has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Dos Santos and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Smackthatcow fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Dos Santos looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Smackthatcow misses with a double jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hugo Smackthatcow dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Smackthatcow throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Smackthatcow throws a sloppy head kick

and Dos Santos counters by moving into the clinch.
A short left from Dos Santos.
Smackthatcow tries to circle away but Dos Santos has him pinned against the cage.
Dos Santos lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Smackthatcow wants to break free but Dos Santos has control.
Smackthatcow wants to get back to striking at distance but Dos Santos won't allow it.
Smackthatcow wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Smackthatcow blocks an uppercut.
Dos Santos keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Smackthatcow's efforts to push away.
Smackthatcow tries to circle away but Dos Santos has him pinned against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Smackthatcow wants to get back to striking at distance but Dos Santos won't allow it.
Smackthatcow blocks an uppercut.

Smackthatcow pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Smackthatcow throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Smackthatcow misses with a series of wild punches.
Smackthatcow throws a sloppy head kick

and Dos Santos counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Dos Santos.
Dos Santos swings away with an uppercut that misses.

Smackthatcow pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Smackthatcow throws a head kick that misses

and Dos Santos holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Smackthatcow can't break the clinch.
Smackthatcow tries to break the clinch but Dos Santos is controlling the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Smackthatcow is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Smackthatcow is trying to push Dos Santos away but Dos Santos has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Dos Santos stalls.
Smackthatcow wants to get back to striking at distance but Dos Santos won't allow it.
Smackthatcow tries to break free but Dos Santos pushes him back against the cage.

Smackthatcow escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Dos Santos avoids the head kick by Smackthatcow.
Dos Santos moves out of range as Smackthatcow throws a body kick.
Dos Santos fails with an attempt to clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Smackthatcow lands with a nice body punch.
Smackthatcow throws out a leg kick but Dos Santos moves out of range and Smackthatcow only half commits.
Smackthatcow feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Dos Santos's calf.
Dos Santos is breathing heavily.
Dos Santos takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Smackthatcow lands a nice leg kick that just misses Dos Santos's sensitive parts.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Smackthatcow lands with an overhand left.
Nice shot lands for Smackthatcow.

Smackthatcow lands a left and a right that send Dos Santos crashing to the mat, dazed. Smackthatcow thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Dos Santos is rocked!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dos Santos gets hit by the mother of all head kicks and drops to the canvas in a crumpled heap! Woooow, the Internet is going to be talking about this one for weeks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:10 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Hugo Smackthatcow!