PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Wayne Killer Clown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Marko Mielikanen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Killer Clown's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Gary Lewis & the Playboys - Everybody Loves a Clown. Mielikanen has chosen Häjyt as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Wayne Killer Clown
vs
Mielikanen

214 cm
24
300 lbs
11 - 8 - 0

201 cm
29
280 lbs
14 - 6 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Great low kicks
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Dangerous knees
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, John Wayne Killer Clown!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Marko Mielikanen!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Timothy Bukovac and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Mielikanen closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Killer Clown manages to work his way to half guard, despite Mielikanen's best efforts.
Mielikanen is trying to control the action in half guard but Killer Clown is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Killer Clown is trying to get back to full guard.
Killer Clown slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Killer Clown wants to sweep but no luck.
Mielikanen has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Killer Clown is proving hard to escape from.
Killer Clown trying to strike off his back.
Killer Clown lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Mielikanen!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Killer Clown lands a nice shot to the head.
Mielikanen is trying to escape the mount.
Killer Clown landing punches.

It looks like Marko Mielikanen has been cut.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Mielikanen can do anything to dispel that myth.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Killer Clown unloads with some shots from mount but Mielikanen bucks and avoids them well.
Killer Clown looking to land elbow strikes but Mielikanen uses the position to regain half guard.
Killer Clown looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Killer Clown will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Killer Clown thows a huge punch but Mielikanen dodges it nicely.
Killer Clown thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Mielikanen gets back to full guard.
Mielikanen looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Killer Clown thows a big elbow that misses.
Mielikanen wants to stand up but Killer Clown is controlling him.
Killer Clown throws a strike but Mielikanen rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Mielikanen trying to stand up but can't free himself from Killer Clown's guard.
Mielikanen wants to pass the guard but Killer Clown is keeping the position.
Killer Clown looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Killer Clown bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Mielikanen's guard.
Killer Clown passes into half guard.
Mielikanen trying to hold on to Killer Clown's head to control him but Killer Clown postures up.
Killer Clown has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Killer Clown wants to pass the guard but Mielikanen is defending well.
Mielikanen blocking the ground and pound attempt from Killer Clown.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Killer Clown thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Killer Clown throwing shots but Mielikanen is blocking nicely.
Mielikanen gets full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Killer Clown is looking to work some ground and pound but Mielikanen has wrist control.
Killer Clown landing with the ground and pound.
Killer Clown in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Killer Clown is looking to work some ground and pound but Mielikanen has wrist control.
Killer Clown postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Killer Clown accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Killer Clown connects with a couple of short punches.
Killer Clown pushes down on Mielikanen's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Killer Clown lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Killer Clown passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Mielikanen!

Killer Clown is working for a guillotine from mount but Mielikanen frees his head quite easily.
Mielikanen tries to lock up and control but Killer Clown gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Killer Clown throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Killer Clown throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.
Killer Clown throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.
Mielikanen is looking to improve his position but Killer Clown isn't that keen on the idea.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Mielikanen wants to use the cage to get back to his feet here.
Killer Clown throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

John Wayne Killer Clown dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Marko Mielikanen's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Mielikanen tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Killer Clown connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Killer Clown tries to land a body kick
and Mielikanen counters with a thumping low kick.
Killer Clown pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Killer Clown misses with a body shot.
Killer Clown fakes the leg kick and cracks Mielikanen in the body.
Killer Clown lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mielikanen blocks a head kick by Killer Clown.
Mielikanen on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Mielikanen wants to clinch
and Killer Clown counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Mielikanen moves to clinch but Killer Clown breaks away
and Mielikanen takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Mielikanen tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Killer Clown counters with a nice uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Killer Clown throws a leg kick but Mielikanen sees it coming and checks it nicely.

A momentary lapse in concentration from Killer Clown enables Mielikanen to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Killer Clown manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Mielikanen preventing the sweep.
Killer Clown striking off his back but it's not causing Mielikanen any problems.
Killer Clown has Mielikanen pulled in close to control his posture.

Killer Clown working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Mielikanen doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Mielikanen manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.

Killer Clown escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Mielikanen gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Mielikanen has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Killer Clown is proving hard to escape from.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mielikanen preventing the sweep.
Killer Clown manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Mielikanen manages to get himself to full guard.
Mielikanen looking to control.
Mielikanen is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Killer Clown wants to pass the guard but Mielikanen is keeping the position.
Killer Clown throws and elbow that misses. Mielikanen uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Killer Clown's guard. Nice move by Mielikanen!
Mielikanen won't allow Killer Clown to sweep him here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Mielikanen postures up and lands a big shot to Killer Clown's brow.
Killer Clown is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Killer Clown is on top in guard.
Killer Clown passes Mielikanen's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Killer Clown thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Killer Clown scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Killer Clown is pressing down on Mielikanen's thigh, looking to free his foot. Mielikanen is holding on for now.
Mielikanen keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Killer Clown throws a strike but Mielikanen avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Mielikanen utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Killer Clown postures up in Mielikanen's guard and throws a big left but Mielikanen blocks it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

John Wayne Killer Clown dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Marko Mielikanen's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Killer Clown tries to land a body kick

so Mielikanen counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Mielikanen accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Killer Clown controls Mielikanen momentarily but Mielikanen frees himself.
Killer Clown is adopting a defensive guard.

Mielikanen avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Mielikanen trying to control the position from guard on top but Killer Clown is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's one minute gone in the round.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Killer Clown trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
Killer Clown trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.
Mielikanen won't allow Killer Clown to sweep him here.
Killer Clown looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Mielikanen puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
Killer Clown gets back to full guard.

Killer Clown is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Mielikanen defends well.

Mielikanen stands up from Killer Clown's guard - Mielikanen perhaps looking for a knockout.
Killer Clown feints and then cracks Mielikanen's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Mielikanen down.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A leg kick checked by Mielikanen.
Killer Clown looks to throw a body kick
and Mielikanen counters with an outside leg kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Mielikanen avoids the head kick by Killer Clown.
Mielikanen tries to clinch but Killer Clown moves away
and Killer Clown makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Killer Clown throws a head kick but Mielikanen moves out of range.
No joy there for Killer Clown, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Killer Clown throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Killer Clown is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
No luck for Killer Clown with that takedown attempt.
Killer Clown lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Killer Clown moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Mielikanen stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Killer Clown.
Mielikanen closes the distance looking to clinch
and Killer Clown counters with a nice body kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Killer Clown tries a head kick but it misses.
Killer Clown scores with a hook.
Killer Clown throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Killer Clown lands with a kick to the ribs.
Killer Clown circles away from the clinch attempt
and Killer Clown counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close third round but Marko Mielikanen just about did enough to take it.
The cut man is working on Marko Mielikanen's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Killer Clown throws a leg kick
and Mielikanen counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Mielikanen tries to clinch
and Killer Clown counters with a head kick. That will keep Mielikanen thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Killer Clown goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Mielikanen wants to clinch.
Killer Clown misses with a double jab.
Mielikanen tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Killer Clown counters with a head kick. That will keep Mielikanen thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Killer Clown.
Mielikanen darts in trying to clinch
and Killer Clown makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Killer Clown fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mielikanen manages to avoid it.
Killer Clown throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Killer Clown lands a nice looking kick to the body. Mielikanen takes a step back to recover.
Mielikanen tries to clinch up

and Killer Clown decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Mielikanen's guard.
Mielikanen pulls Killer Clown in close to prevent any damage.
Mielikanen is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Killer Clown is looking to work some ground and pound but Mielikanen has wrist control.
Killer Clown postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Killer Clown postures up in Mielikanen's guard and throws a big left but Mielikanen blocks it.
Mielikanen tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Killer Clown lands a couple of digs.
Mielikanen is looking to stand up but Killer Clown isn't so interested in that idea.
Mielikanen is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Killer Clown in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Killer Clown trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Killer Clown working some strikes from top position.
Killer Clown is in close to Mielikanen's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Killer Clown in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Killer Clown postures up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mielikanen working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Killer Clown.
Mielikanen manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Killer Clown manages to get himself to full guard.

Killer Clown is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Mielikanen is aware though and is defending well.
Killer Clown is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Killer Clown is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Killer Clown looking to control.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Killer Clown tries to land a sweep but no joy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

John Wayne Killer Clown had his way with Marko Mielikanen in that round.
The cut man is working on Marko Mielikanen's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Killer Clown throws a body kick despite being completely out of range

and Mielikanen counters by clinching up.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Killer Clown.
Killer Clown looking to throw knees to the head but Mielikanen is blocking nicely.
A short body shot lands from Killer Clown as the two fighters clinch.
Mielikanen managing to block the knees to the body from Killer Clown.
Mielikanen doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Good body shot from Killer Clown.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Killer Clown creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Killer Clown unloads a knee to the mid-section. Mielikanen lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Good body shot from Killer Clown.
A shot in the inside from Killer Clown.
Killer Clown cracks Mielikanen with a nice body shot.
Killer Clown crunches a lovely knee into Mielikanen's ribcage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Killer Clown lands a right hand that snaps the head of Mielikanen backwards.
A body shot lands from Killer Clown.
Killer Clown is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Mielikanen is defending well for now.
Killer Clown blocks a body shot from Mielikanen.
Killer Clown throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Killer Clown lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Killer Clown throws a head punch that misses.
Killer Clown has had enough of the clinch but Mielikanen keeps him there for the moment.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Mielikanen landing knees to the body.

Mielikanen is trying to trip Killer Clown. He has hold of a leg but Killer Clown is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Mielikanen persists though and gets the takedown into guard.
Mielikanen wants to stand but Killer Clown is controlling his posture from full guard.
Mielikanen trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Killer Clown is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Mielikanen makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Mielikanen.
Killer Clown with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Killer Clown stands and throws Mielikanen's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Killer Clown lands some shots froms side control.
Killer Clown scores with a couple of short elbows.
Killer Clown scoring with punches and elbows.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Killer Clown creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Mielikanen sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Killer Clown fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Killer Clown scoring with punches from side control.
Killer Clown in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Killer Clown throwing strikes but Mielikanen manages to buck up and roll into a nice reversal - now he's on top in side control!
Killer Clown manages to work his way to half guard, despite Mielikanen's best efforts.
Killer Clown is looking to control Mielikanen's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Killer Clown avoid being mounted?

Mielikanen stands up from half guard.
Killer Clown throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice inside leg kick there by Killer Clown. That's going to slow Mielikanen down.
Killer Clown tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Killer Clown throws a series of punches but Mielikanen moves out of range.
Killer Clown thows a body shot but no joy.
Killer Clown lands a nice shot that snaps Mielikanen's head back.
Killer Clown shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Mielikanen sprawls well. Mielikanen wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Killer Clown gets slowly back to his feet.
Killer Clown throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Marko Mielikanen has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Mielikanen throws the kick towards the body but Killer Clown avoids it.
Mielikanen tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Killer Clown counters with a left to the body.
John Wayne Killer Clown is winning the standup battle so far.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Killer Clown lands a slapping body shot.
John Wayne Killer Clown seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Killer Clown lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Mielikanen backs up against the cage.

And that's the end of the fight!
John Wayne Killer Clown showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Killer Clown has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 49:46
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 49:46
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 49:46

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... John Wayne Killer Clown!
John Wayne Killer Clown is the new super heavyweight champion!