PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Graham Bell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Salad Fingers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Bell
vs
Fingers

150 cm
24
300 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

225 cm
19
300 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Cuts easily

BJJ Brown Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Graham Bell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Salad Fingers!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

A momentary lapse in concentration from Fingers enables Bell to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Fingers manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Bell slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.

Bell is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Fingers has escaped the position, nice work there.
Fingers can't do much from the bottom here.
Bell has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Fingers!
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Fingers wants to control but Bell is having none of it.
Fingers is looking to get to half guard.
Bell could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.

Bell working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
Bell wants to take his opponent's back but he's not managed it.

Bell swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and Fingers is now in Bell's guard. A big mistake from Bell there, giving up the dominant position!
Fingers is looking to work some ground and pound but Bell has wrist control.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Bell has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Fingers can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.

Fingers got a little sloppy there for a moment and Bell has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Fingers has managed to get both his arms back between Bell's legs - danger averted.
Bell is breathing heavily.
Fingers throws a big right hand that misses.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Fingers accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Fingers throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Fingers landing with the ground and pound.
Bell utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Fingers in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Bell working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Fingers.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fingers with a flurry of punches that miss.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fingers throwing strikes but missing.
Bell keeping moving, preventing Fingers from controlling successfully.
Fingers postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Bell utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Fingers with a flurry of punches that miss.
Fingers wants to control from the top but Bell keeps moving.
Bell working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Fingers.
Fingers throwing strikes but missing.
Fingers working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fingers's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Fingers advances position into side control!

Fingers decides to take the fight back to the feet.
Bell takes a jab right on the kisser.

It looks like Graham Bell has been cut.
Nice uppercut lands for Fingers. That snapped Bell's head back.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bell takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Fingers scores with a kick to the midsection.
Fingers lands an overhand right.
Fingers lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Fingers cracks a nice hook into Bell's ribs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fingers drops Bell with a straight right hand, right on the button! Fingers follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Salad Fingers!