PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kurt Karlsson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Poppa Ping (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Karlsson comes into the arena with Surfin´ bird blaring out of the sound system. Poppa Ping will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Karlsson
vs
Ping

225 cm
22
300 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

191 cm
23
272 lbs
7 - 9 - 0

Decent wrestler
Dangerous knees
Very strong

BJJ Brown Belt
World class boxer
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Kurt Karlsson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Poppa Ping!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Trevor Gratis and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ping lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Karlsson circles away quickly and effectively.
Ping throws a hook but Karlsson blocks it.
A jab from Karlsson misses.
Ping falls off balance throwing a combination
and Karlsson counters with a big head kick but Ping shrugs it off.
Ping swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Karlsson counters with a nice leg kick.
Ping throws a series of punches but Karlsson moves out of range.
Ping throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Karlsson counters with a nice leg kick.
Karlsson cracks the inside of Ping's front leg.
Ping swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Karlsson counters with a nice leg kick.
Ping looks gassed!
Ping throws a right hand that misses
and Karlsson counters with an outside leg kick.
Karlsson lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Karlsson lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Karlsson.
Donk. Karlsson catches Ping right on the button with a cross.
Karlsson lands a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Karlsson lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Karlsson throws a head kick that half lands.
Ping throws a lazy uppercut
and Karlsson counters with a leg kick.
Karlsson lands with a thumping leg kick.
Karlsson throws a nice inside leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Karlsson lands with a kick to the temple. Ping shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Ohhhhh! A huge head kick from Karlsson! Ping is out on his feet! Karlsson rushes in and throws more strikes. The ref is looking closely - Ping is covering up but the punishment is just too much and the ref steps in to stop the fight! Ping is staring into space, just thankful that the beatdown has ended. Brutal finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kurt Karlsson!