PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Nicholas Linnear (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tariq Kiss me where it smells (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kiss me where it smells has chosen Trae - asshole as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Tariq Kiss me where it smells was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Linnear
vs
Kiss me where it smells

188 cm
20
193 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

180 cm
22
195 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Nicholas Linnear!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tariq Kiss me where it smells!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Tiny Johnson and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Linnear misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kiss me where it smells.
Kiss me where it smells shoots in for a takedown but Linnear shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Kiss me where it smells misses with a left hand
and Linnear counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Kiss me where it smells throws a right hand that misses

and Linnear counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Linnear scores with a nice hook to the head.
Linnear throws a knee to the head but misses.
Linnear throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A left hand lands to the body for Linnear.
Linnear throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Kiss me where it smells blocks it with crossed arms.

Kiss me where it smells manages to break the clinch.

Linnear clinches with his opponent.
Linnear tries to land a knee to the head but Kiss me where it smells blocks with his arms.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Linnear lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Kiss me where it smells.
Linnear misses with a punch to the body.
Linnear tries to throw a body punch but Kiss me where it smells avoids it by throwing Linnear back against the cage.
Linnear lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Linnear lands a nice shot to the body.

Kiss me where it smells pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Linnear has closed the distance and engaged Kiss me where it smells in a clinch.
Linnear lands a shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Linnear landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Kiss me where it smells looks gassed!
Kiss me where it smells is looking to break free of the clinch but Linnear has double underhooks.
A nice left hand lands by Linnear.
Linnear lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Kiss me where it smells.
Linnear trying to land knees to the body.
Linnear digs a right hand into Kiss me where it smells's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Kiss me where it smells's gas tank.
Kiss me where it smells wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Linnear as Kiss me where it smells tries to tie him up.
Linnear controlling the action here for a moment.
Linnear tries to land knees in the clinch but Kiss me where it smells avoids the damage to the body.
Kiss me where it smells lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Linnear taking a breather.
Linnear lands a knee to the head.
Linnear pushes Kiss me where it smells back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Linnear displaying some good clinch control by pressing Kiss me where it smells up against the cage.
Kiss me where it smells is looking to control Linnear's arms but Linnear gets an underhook and turns him. Now Kiss me where it smells has his back to the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Linnear scores with a hook to the body.
A body shot lands from Linnear.
Kiss me where it smells taking a breather.
Kiss me where it smells tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Linnear smiles and moves away.
Kiss me where it smells with a lazy takedown attempt
and Linnear counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Nicholas Linnear has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tariq Kiss me where it smells.
Linnear throws a series of strikes that have Kiss me where it smells backpedaling.
Nice uppercut lands for Linnear. That snapped Kiss me where it smells's head back.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Linnear throws a quick inside leg kick.
That kick from Linnear tenderised Kiss me where it smells's leg. Kiss me where it smells is trying to keep his angry face on.
Linnear chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Kiss me where it smells walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Linnear with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Linnear dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Kiss me where it smells. That did some damage!
Kiss me where it smells on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Linnear cracks the inside of Kiss me where it smells's front leg.
Kiss me where it smells walks into a stiff left hand from Linnear.
Linnear scores with a leg kick.

Linnear clinches with his opponent.
Linnear with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Linnear lands a shot to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Linnear.
Linnear lands a knee to the body.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Linnear.
A short right from Linnear on the inside.
Linnear lands a shot to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Linnear works on Kiss me where it smells's body with a couple of short punches.
A hook to the body from Linnear.
Knees to the body from Linnear.
Linnear is working Kiss me where it smells over against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Linnear unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Linnear lands a nice shot to the body.
Linnear just leaning against Kiss me where it smells, taking a breather.
Linnear lands a good knee to the midsection. Kiss me where it smells won't want to take too many of those.
Linnear working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A hook to the body from Linnear.
Linnear pushes Kiss me where it smells back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Linnear pushes Kiss me where it smells back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Linnear digs a right hand underneath Kiss me where it smells's ribcage. Kiss me where it smells let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Linnear works on Kiss me where it smells's body with a couple of short punches.
Kiss me where it smells managing to block the knees to the body from Linnear.
Linnear lands a body shot.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Linnear obliges.
Linnear tries to land knees in the clinch but Kiss me where it smells avoids the damage to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Linnear digs a right hand underneath Kiss me where it smells's ribcage. Kiss me where it smells let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Linnear lands a hook that snaps the head of Kiss me where it smells backwards.
The referee is keeping an eye on Linnear - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Linnear throws a knee to the head but misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nicholas Linnear dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Linnear forces Kiss me where it smells back against the cage and clinches.
Linnear presses Kiss me where it smells against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Linnear digs a right hand underneath Kiss me where it smells's ribcage. Kiss me where it smells let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Linnear leaning his opponent against the cage.
Still in the clinch, Linnear scores with a nice short uppercut.
Good body shot from Linnear.
Kiss me where it smells tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Linnear smiles and moves away.

Kiss me where it smells clinches with his opponent.
Linnear digs a right hand underneath Kiss me where it smells's ribcage. Kiss me where it smells let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Kiss me where it smells wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Linnear scores a nice knee to the body.
Kiss me where it smells is breathing heavily.
Linnear is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Linnear landing some nice looking knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Good body shot from Linnear.
Kiss me where it smells on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Nice body punch from Linnear.
Nicholas Linnear has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Linnear holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Good body shot from Linnear.
Linnear throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Linnear using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Linnear is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Kiss me where it smells is defending well for now.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Linnear working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Linnear landing some nice looking knees to the body.
A hook to the body from Linnear.
Kiss me where it smells takes a shot to the head.
Linnear digs a right hand underneath Kiss me where it smells's ribcage. Kiss me where it smells let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Linnear works on Kiss me where it smells's body with a couple of short punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Linnear taking a breather.
Linnear is working Kiss me where it smells over against the cage.
Linnear is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Kiss me where it smells can do to turn this around?
Knees to the body from Linnear.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kiss me where it smells managing to block the knees to the body from Linnear.
Linnear lands a knee to the body.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Linnear is working Kiss me where it smells over against the cage.
Linnear lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Linnear looking to throw knees to the head but Kiss me where it smells is blocking nicely.
A body shot lands from Linnear.
Linnear lands with a light punch inside.
Linnear digs a right hand into Kiss me where it smells's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Kiss me where it smells's gas tank.
Kiss me where it smells wants to break free but Linnear has control.
Linnear putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Kiss me where it smells in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Kiss me where it smells on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Nice body punch from Linnear - that landed with a thud.
Linnear leaning his opponent against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Linnear lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Kiss me where it smells.
Kiss me where it smells looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Kiss me where it smells wants to stall.
Linnear lands a knee to the body.
Linnear has Kiss me where it smells pressed against the cage.
A right hand to the body from Linnear.
A hook to the body from Linnear.
Linnear lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Kiss me where it smells.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Linnear.
Kiss me where it smells takes a knee to the side of the body.
A left hand lands to the body for Linnear.
Linnear cracks Kiss me where it smells with a nice body shot.
Linnear working Kiss me where it smells over with knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Linnear lands a hook to the side of the head.
A hook to the body from Linnear.
Kiss me where it smells blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
A right hook to the body lands for Linnear.
Linnear lands a body shot.
Linnear working Kiss me where it smells over with knees to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A right hook to the body lands for Linnear.
Linnear connects with a nasty looking knee right to Kiss me where it smells's face.
The referee is keeping an eye on Linnear - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Kiss me where it smells has a couple of punches blocked by Linnear.
Knees in the clinch landing for Linnear.
Linnear lands a good knee to the midsection. Kiss me where it smells won't want to take too many of those.
Linnear cracks Kiss me where it smells with a nice body shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Linnear lands a nice knee to the body.
Kiss me where it smells looking to slow down the pace here.
Linnear lands a body shot in the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nicholas Linnear dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Kiss me where it smells takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
The crowd cheers as Linnear lands an impressive looking overhand right. Kiss me where it smells doesn't seem phased though.
Kiss me where it smells falls off balance throwing a combination
and Linnear makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Tariq Kiss me where it smells is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Kiss me where it smells takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Kiss me where it smells throws a poor cross that misses
and Linnear connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Kiss me where it smells misses with a right hand
and Linnear counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Kiss me where it smells misses with a double jab
and Linnear counters with a nice low kick that buckles Kiss me where it smells's knee momentarily.
A shot to the body from Kiss me where it smells misses
and Linnear counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Kiss me where it smells takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Good leg kick by Linnear there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Linnear throws a leg kick which misses Kiss me where it smells's front leg but catches the back leg as Kiss me where it smells tries to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kiss me where it smells takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
A good leg kick by Linnear.

Linnear moves into range and clinches up with Kiss me where it smells.
Kiss me where it smells's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Linnear lands a knee to the head.
Linnear digs a right hand into Kiss me where it smells's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Kiss me where it smells's gas tank.
A hook to the body from Linnear.
Linnear lands a body shot.
Linnear landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Linnear scores with a hook to the body.
Linnear lands with a short shot to the head.
Linnear lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Linnear lands a hook to the side of the head.
Linnear landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Linnear stalling.
Linnear putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Kiss me where it smells in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Kiss me where it smells avoiding damage as Linnear throws knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Linnear taking a breather.
Linnear throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Kiss me where it smells blocks it with crossed arms.
Linnear cracks Kiss me where it smells with a nice body shot.
Kiss me where it smells wants to break free but Linnear has control.
Linnear lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Linnear lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Nice body punch from Linnear - that landed with a thud.
Linnear lands a shot to the body.
Linnear lands a nice uppercut.
Linnear lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Kiss me where it smells.
Linnear landing knees to the body.
Linnear tries to land a knee to the head but Kiss me where it smells blocks with his arms.
Kiss me where it smells taking a breather.
A short right from Linnear.
Linnear lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Linnear stalling the fight.
Linnear is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Linnear tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Kiss me where it smells avoids it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kiss me where it smells takes a knee to the side of the body.
Linnear stalls.
A right handed body shot lands from Linnear.
Linnear is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Kiss me where it smells is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Knees in the clinch landing for Linnear.
Kiss me where it smells letting Linnear take a breather here.
Linnear tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Kiss me where it smells avoids it.
Kiss me where it smells takes a knee right on the jaw!
A right hook to the body lands for Linnear.
Knees in the clinch landing for Linnear.
Linnear lands an elbow that stopped Kiss me where it smells in his tracks for a moment.
A knee to the head by Linnear.
Kiss me where it smells tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Linnear just stands there and leans against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Linnear with a knee to the head.
Linnear tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Kiss me where it smells avoids it.
Linnear is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Kiss me where it smells is defending well for now.
Linnear taking a breather.
Kiss me where it smells is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
A short right from Linnear.
Linnear tries to land knees in the clinch but Kiss me where it smells avoids the damage to the body.
Kiss me where it smells is trying to break free.

Kiss me where it smells breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Nicholas Linnear is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Kiss me where it smells misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Linnear counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Tariq Kiss me where it smells has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Kiss me where it smells takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kiss me where it smells throws a predictable looking body shot
and Linnear counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Kiss me where it smells walks into a left hand.
Kiss me where it smells falls off balance throwing a combination
and Linnear counters with an inside leg kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Nicholas Linnear showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Linnear has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 30:24
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:24
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 30:24

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Nicholas Linnear!