PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tito Ortiz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sexy Helmet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ortiz has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Ortiz
vs
Helmet

225 cm
25
205 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

179 cm
25
202 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Tito Ortiz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sexy Helmet!
The judges for this bout are Chad Campbell, Dean Styles and John Roberts.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Ortiz is breathing heavily.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ortiz moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Ortiz showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ortiz.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Ortiz really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ortiz.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz avoids them all with ease.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz avoids them all with ease.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Ortiz throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Ortiz avoids nicely.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ortiz circles away quickly and effectively.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz moves out of range.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Ortiz.
Helmet moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Ortiz showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Ortiz tries a head kick but it misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Helmet throws a right hand that Ortiz ducks under and follows up with a left that Ortiz also avoids with ease.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Ortiz showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Ortiz dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
Helmet tries to bum rush Ortiz with a series of wild strikes but Ortiz uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ortiz moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ortiz moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Ortiz slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Ortiz throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet lands a jab-cross combination.
Ortiz showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Ortiz dodges the punch combination from Helmet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Ortiz.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz avoids them all with ease.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Helmet scores with a one two! Ortiz had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sexy Helmet dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Tito Ortiz's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Ortiz showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ortiz.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Ortiz tries a head kick but it misses.
Ortiz throws a hook but Helmet avoids it easily.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet throws a right hand that Ortiz ducks under and follows up with a left that Ortiz also avoids with ease.
Helmet pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Ortiz back to the cage. Helmet follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz moves out of range.
Tito Ortiz is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ortiz.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz moves out of range.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ortiz.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ortiz.
Ortiz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz moves out of range.
Helmet throws a right hand that Ortiz ducks under and follows up with a left that Ortiz also avoids with ease.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
Ortiz showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Ortiz bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Ortiz.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Ortiz bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Some wild striking there from Helmet.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
No joy there for Helmet, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet throws a right hand that Ortiz ducks under and follows up with a left that Ortiz also avoids with ease.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ortiz.
Helmet throws a right hand that Ortiz ducks under and follows up with a left that Ortiz also avoids with ease.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Ortiz avoids nicely.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ortiz.
Ortiz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ortiz moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet throws a right and a left that Ortiz avoids nicely.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ortiz slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ortiz moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet looks to land a combination. Ortiz sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet blocks a head kick by Ortiz.
Ortiz misses with a head kick.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz moves out of range.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ortiz circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ortiz circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz moves out of range.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ortiz circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ortiz moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz avoids them all with ease.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Ortiz slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Helmet looks to land a combination. Ortiz sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Ortiz slips a jab and a cross from Helmet.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Ortiz misses with a head kick.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ortiz circles away quickly and effectively.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sexy Helmet showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Tito Ortiz's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Ortiz takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Sloppy strikes from Helmet. Those never looked like landing.
Helmet misses with a two punch combination.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Ortiz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ortiz circles away quickly and effectively.
Ortiz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ortiz.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ortiz dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz avoids them all with ease.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Ortiz bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ortiz circles away quickly and effectively.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ortiz dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet avoids the head kick by Ortiz.
Ortiz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ortiz has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Helmet throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Helmet will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A combination from Helmet does no damage.
Helmet misses with the combination.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Ortiz throws a head kick that misses.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Helmet misses with a few strikes there.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Ortiz avoids it well.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet looks to land a combination but Ortiz avoids it well.
Ortiz misses with a head kick.
Helmet throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ortiz.
Helmet misses with a wild combination.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Ortiz tries a head kick but it misses.
Helmet swinging wildly here.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Ortiz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Helmet fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Helmet misses with a jab, cross combination.
Helmet throws a right and a left that both miss.
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ortiz circles away quickly and effectively.
Ortiz showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz moves out of range.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Ortiz showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Helmet.
Ortiz throws a sloppy head kick and Helmet moves out of range easily.
Helmet misses with a double jab.
Ortiz dodges the punch combination from Helmet.
Helmet throws a series of punches but Ortiz avoids them all with ease.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Ortiz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ortiz avoids a punch combination nicely.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
A head kick misses from Ortiz.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet misses with a series of wild punches.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Helmet misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Ortiz throws a head kick but Helmet moves out of range.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Ortiz bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Ortiz bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A punch combination from Helmet misses.
Helmet swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Helmet throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Helmet fails to land with a series of punches.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Helmet lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ortiz circles away quickly and effectively.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Ortiz bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet throws a nice looking combination but Ortiz bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Helmet rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ortiz moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Ortiz avoids a punch combination nicely.

And that's the end of the fight!
Sexy Helmet comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Helmet has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight for Sexy Helmet!
Judge Dean Styles scores the fight for Sexy Helmet!
Judge John Roberts scores the fight for Sexy Helmet!

Sexy Helmet wins by unanimous decision!