PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Marmaduke Cholmondley Smythe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Krusty Klown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Cholmondley Smythe might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to He is an Englishman. Krusty Klown has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Marmaduke Cholmondley Smythe 's chin.

Cholmondley Smythe
vs
Klown

170 cm
22
150 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

185 cm
20
152 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Big heart

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Intelligent

BioPharm Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Marmaduke Cholmondley Smythe !
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Krusty Klown!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, Alyssa Summers and Anthony Taglia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Klown scores a takedown into full mount!
Cholmondley Smythe tries to hold on but Klown postures up.
Cholmondley Smythe is trying desperately to improve position.
Klown is landing with some decent strikes but Cholmondley Smythe is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!

Klown working for a guillotine from mount but Cholmondley Smythe is in no mood to give up.
Cholmondley Smythe wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Klown.

Klown is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Cholmondley Smythe has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Cholmondley Smythe keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Klown throwing strikes here but Cholmondley Smythe is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Klown is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Klown tries to control but Cholmondley Smythe wriggling away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Klown wants to take his opponent's back but he's not managed it.
Klown avoids the attempt from Cholmondley Smythe to control.

Klown has hold of Cholmondley Smythe 's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Cholmondley Smythe manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.

Cholmondley Smythe defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from Klown.
Klown looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Cholmondley Smythe working to try and regain half guard.
Klown can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Cholmondley Smythe is looking to escape.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Klown looking for a guillotine from mount but Cholmondley Smythe is having none of it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.

Klown working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
Klown looks gassed!
Klown thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Cholmondley Smythe is squirming around, avoiding Klown's attempts to control the action.
Klown avoids the attempt from Cholmondley Smythe to control.
Klown misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.

Klown with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.

Klown goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Cholmondley Smythe is on top in guard.

Klown had isolated an arm as going for an omaplata. Cholmondley Smythe is defending the submission well but is in a very vulnerable position. Klown Is leaning forward trying to finish the omaplata but decides to abandon it, and take Cholmondley Smythe 's back instead.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cholmondley Smythe just trying to survive but Klown is wriggling into a better position, looking to finish.
Klown punches the canvas rather than the man.
Cholmondley Smythe avoids the strikes from Klown.
Klown loading up with punches from the back mount - how long can Cholmondley Smythe hold on?
Cholmondley Smythe breaks Klown's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.
Klown keeping full guard, as Cholmondley Smythe tries to pass.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Klown shoots in but no luck this time.
Cholmondley Smythe closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Cholmondley Smythe misses with a takedown attempt - Klown sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Klown gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily

and Cholmondley Smythe counters with a takedown into side control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Klown tries to improve position but can't.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Klown wants to control but Cholmondley Smythe postures up.
Klown tries to buck Cholmondley Smythe off but Cholmondley Smythe is having none of it.
Cholmondley Smythe wants to lay and pray for a moment but Klown keeps working.
Klown is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Cholmondley Smythe off and has taken his back!

Cholmondley Smythe won't enjoy being in this position. Klown looking for the choke. Oh... he's slipped the arm under the neck - Cholmondley Smythe is tapping - it's over boys! Klown picks up the submission victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Krusty Klown!
Krusty Klown is the new featherweight champion!