PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between You NoDat (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and LikeMess OrWhat (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

NoDat
vs
OrWhat

189 cm
18
221 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

199 cm
25
270 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Crimson Supplements($70 159 Recovery)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, You NoDat!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, LikeMess OrWhat!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
OrWhat misses with a double jab
and NoDat counters with a nice uppercut.
OrWhat misses with a double jab
and NoDat counters with a stiff right hand.
OrWhat throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and NoDat counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
NoDat misses with a hook. OrWhat ducked under it nicely.
NoDat throws a wild body kick that OrWhat sees coming a mile off.
OrWhat falls off balance throwing a combination
and NoDat counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
OrWhat misses with a double jab
and NoDat counters with a stiff right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
OrWhat throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and NoDat connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
OrWhat throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
letting NoDat counter with a right hand.
OrWhat misses with a combination
and NoDat counters with a nice uppercut.
LikeMess OrWhat seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
OrWhat throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and NoDat counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps OrWhat thinking.
OrWhat looks gassed!
OrWhat misses with a double jab
and NoDat counters with a straight right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
OrWhat throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and NoDat counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
OrWhat misses with a combination
and NoDat counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by NoDat.
OrWhat throws a combination that misses
and NoDat counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
OrWhat misses with a double jab
and NoDat counters with a nice body shot.
NoDat swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Good exchange - NoDat coming out on top.
NoDat swings and misses with a hook to the body.
OrWhat falls off balance throwing a combination
and NoDat cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
NoDat jabs OrWhat right on the nose. OrWhat blinks but takes it well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
OrWhat misses with a double jab
and NoDat counters with a straight right hand.
OrWhat swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and NoDat counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
NoDat connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
NoDat goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
OrWhat throws a combination that misses
and NoDat counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
NoDat lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
NoDat misses the jab.
NoDat misses the jab.
OrWhat throws a left and a right that both miss
enabling NoDat to counter with a crisp jab.
NoDat is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
OrWhat takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
OrWhat falls off balance throwing a combination
enabling NoDat to counter with a crisp jab.
NoDat is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts NoDat, as that shot connected.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
OrWhat falls off balance throwing a combination
and NoDat connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
OrWhat ducks under a wild hook from NoDat.
OrWhat uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from NoDat.
A slow jab from NoDat misses its intended target.
OrWhat throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and NoDat counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
OrWhat throws a combination that misses
and NoDat counters with a one-two to the body.
OrWhat ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
NoDat looks to land a left hand but OrWhat moved out of range nicely.
OrWhat has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
OrWhat swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and NoDat counters with a nice uppercut.
NoDat misses with a looping right.
OrWhat falls off balance throwing a combination
and NoDat counters with a stiff right hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
OrWhat falls off balance throwing a combination
and NoDat counters with a stiff right hand.
OrWhat swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and NoDat counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
OrWhat keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
OrWhat's hands are dropping dangerously low here and NoDat connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! OrWhat scrambles back to his feet.
OrWhat throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and NoDat counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
OrWhat falls off balance throwing a combination
letting NoDat counter with a right hand.
OrWhat uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from NoDat.
OrWhat throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and NoDat counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
OrWhat throws a left and a right that both miss
and NoDat connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
OrWhat swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
enabling NoDat to counter with a crisp jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

You NoDat dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

NoDat lands a two punch combo.
OrWhat misses with a double jab
and NoDat counters with a straight right hand.
OrWhat throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and NoDat counters with a lovely straight right hand!
NoDat throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
OrWhat misses with a double jab
enabling NoDat to counter with a crisp jab.
OrWhat misses with a combination
letting NoDat counter with a right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
NoDat throws out a loose jab but OrWhat uses good head movement to avoid it.
OrWhat throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and NoDat connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
NoDat looks to land a right hand but OrWhat moved out of range.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
OrWhat slips a straight right by NoDat.
OrWhat misses with a combination
and OrWhat takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That's one minute gone in the round.
OrWhat throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and NoDat cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
NoDat will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
OrWhat tries to move into range but NoDat moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
OrWhat swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
enabling NoDat to counter with a crisp jab.
A big left from NoDat misses.
OrWhat throws a left and a right that both miss
and NoDat connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
NoDat lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
OrWhat swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and NoDat counters with a two punch combo.
NoDat throws out a loose jab but OrWhat uses good head movement to avoid it.
NoDat slips a jab and a cross from OrWhat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
NoDat throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
OrWhat throws a combination that misses
and OrWhat takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
OrWhat throws a left and a right that both miss
and NoDat counters with a lovely shot to the body.
NoDat throws an overhand right that lands on OrWhat's shoulder, as OrWhat tries to avoid the shot.
OrWhat moves out of range as NoDat strikes.
OrWhat throws a combination that misses
and NoDat counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
OrWhat falls off balance throwing a combination
and NoDat counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
OrWhat takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
OrWhat throws a one two combo.
LikeMess OrWhat is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
OrWhat swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and NoDat counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
OrWhat swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and NoDat counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
OrWhat throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
enabling NoDat to counter with a crisp jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
OrWhat throws a left and a right that both miss
and NoDat counters with a stiff right hand.
OrWhat misses with a double jab
and OrWhat takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
OrWhat misses with a combination
and NoDat counters with a lovely straight right hand!
OrWhat misses with a double jab
enabling NoDat to counter with a crisp jab.
NoDat throws a hook but OrWhat blocks it.
OrWhat throws a combination that misses
and NoDat counters with a nice uppercut.
OrWhat throws a combination that misses
and NoDat cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A big left from NoDat misses.
OrWhat swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and NoDat counters with a stiff right hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
OrWhat works over NoDat's head and body with a nice combination.
OrWhat swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and NoDat counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
NoDat throws a front kick aimed at OrWhat's knee but OrWhat avoids it well.
OrWhat swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
letting NoDat counter with a right hand.
OrWhat swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
enabling NoDat to counter with a crisp jab.
OrWhat falls off balance throwing a combination
and NoDat counters with a straight right hand.
OrWhat falls off balance throwing a combination
and NoDat counters with a stiff right hand.
OrWhat throws a combination that misses
and OrWhat takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
A looping hook to the body misses from NoDat. OrWhat does a little dance to reset his feet.
NoDat just misses with a punch to the body.
OrWhat throws a right hand that NoDat ducks under and follows up with a left that NoDat also avoids with ease.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that You NoDat will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

OrWhat ducks under a wild hook from NoDat.
NoDat throws a leg kick but OrWhat moved away.
OrWhat falls off balance throwing a combination
letting NoDat counter with a right hand.
OrWhat staying out of range there.
OrWhat throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and OrWhat takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
OrWhat throws a combination that misses
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
and NoDat connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
OrWhat swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and NoDat counters with a two punch combo.
OrWhat misses with a combination
and NoDat counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
OrWhat misses with a combination
and NoDat counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
OrWhat throws a combination that misses
enabling NoDat to counter with a crisp jab.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
OrWhat slips under a jab from NoDat.
NoDat finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
OrWhat throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and NoDat counters with a straight right hand.
OrWhat throws a combination that misses
and OrWhat takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
OrWhat falls off balance throwing a combination
and NoDat counters with a straight right hand.
OrWhat falls off balance throwing a combination
letting NoDat counter with a right hand.
OrWhat misses with a combination
and NoDat counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A combination from NoDat does no damage.
NoDat slips a jab and a cross from OrWhat.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting NoDat here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
OrWhat misses with a double jab
and NoDat counters with a series of strikes. OrWhat will be more careful next time no doubt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
OrWhat throws a left and a right that both miss
and NoDat counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps OrWhat thinking.
OrWhat throws a combination that misses
letting NoDat counter with a right hand.
OrWhat falls off balance throwing a combination
and NoDat counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
OrWhat misses with a combination
and NoDat counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps OrWhat thinking.
OrWhat misses with a double jab
and NoDat counters with a two punch combo.
NoDat misses with a hook.
NoDat throws out a leg kick but OrWhat moves out of range and NoDat only half commits.
OrWhat throws a right and a left that both miss.
OrWhat throws a left and a right that both miss
and NoDat counters with a stiff right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
OrWhat throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and NoDat counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
OrWhat throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
letting NoDat counter with a right hand.
OrWhat swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
letting NoDat counter with a right hand.
OrWhat falls off balance throwing a combination
and NoDat counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
OrWhat misses with a double jab
and OrWhat takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
OrWhat falls off balance throwing a combination
and NoDat counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps OrWhat thinking.
OrWhat throws a left and a right that both miss
and NoDat counters with a right hand to the body.
OrWhat falls off balance throwing a combination
and NoDat counters with a straight right hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
NoDat swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
OrWhat misses with a double jab
and NoDat counters with a straight right hand.
OrWhat falls off balance throwing a combination
and NoDat counters with a nice uppercut.
No joy there for NoDat, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
OrWhat throws a right hand that NoDat ducks under and follows up with a left that NoDat also avoids with ease.
A cross from NoDat lands.
OrWhat throws a right hand that NoDat ducks under and follows up with a left that NoDat also avoids with ease.
NoDat lands a lovely overhand right.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
OrWhat misses with a double jab
and NoDat makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
LikeMess OrWhat has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
You NoDat is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
You NoDat is winning the standup battle so far.
OrWhat throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and NoDat counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.

And that's the end of the fight!
You NoDat showed his dominance in that final round.
Well NoDat has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... You NoDat!