PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Boris McBrdie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Keasty Kanne (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kanne comes into a darkened arena with his song building. I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! On his way into the cage it seems that Boris McBrdie has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Boris McBrdie seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

McBrdie
vs
Kanne

193 cm
23
280 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

177 cm
22
245 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Decent elbows
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Heavy handed

Asphyxiation Ltd. (CBK)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Boris McBrdie!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Keasty Kanne!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, James Ackerman and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McBrdie fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
McBrdie shoots in for a takedown but Kanne shows good takedown defense.
Kanne throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kanne fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

McBrdie moves into the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from McBrdie fails to land.
McBrdie throws an elbow that misses.
With the fighters up against the cage, McBrdie throws an elbow but misses.
Kanne working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Kanne has McBrdie pressed against the cage, preventing McBrdie from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
McBrdie tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
McBrdie swings wildly with an uppercut but Kanne uses good head movement to avoid it.
Stalling in the clinch from McBrdie.
Kanne tries to break free but McBrdie pushes him back against the cage.

Kanne breaks the clinch.
McBrdie fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Boris McBrdie. That's going to take a lot out of him.
McBrdie showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Kanne.
McBrdie keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

Kanne clinches.
Kanne blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Kanne working hard to break the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McBrdie pushes Kanne back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
McBrdie stalling in the clinch.

McBrdie breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
McBrdie with a lazy takedown attempt
and Kanne counters with a leg kick.
Kanne tries to clinch but McBrdie is having none of it.
Kanne fails to land with a series of punches.

Kanne drops McBrdie with a beautiful combination! McBrdie stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Kanne is looking for the KO!

It looks like Boris McBrdie has been cut.
McBrdie is breathing heavily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Kanne cracks McBrdie with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! McBrdie looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Kanne finish him?

Kanne feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends McBrdie sprawling to the canvas! McBrdie rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Kanne finish him?!

McBrdie is rocked!
Kanne flashes McBrdie a smile before throwing a beast of a right hand, straight down the pipe. McBrdie's eyes follow the hand right onto his nose, taking in it's full glory... and then darkness. McBrdie crumples to the floor! He's out cold! Kanne punches the air and yells at the top of his lungs - yeeeeeeeeeeah!!!! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Keasty Kanne!