PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Luke Fluke (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stinkie Pinkie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pinkie has chosen Sexy Bitch as his entrance music. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the fighters buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Fluke
vs
Pinkie

170 cm
24
154 lbs
13 - 4 - 0

190 cm
22
181 lbs
12 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

1337 ANZAC - a GTI company

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Luke Fluke!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Stinkie Pinkie!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Hugh Johnson and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pinkie looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Fluke slips under a jab.
Pinkie swings away with a body shot that misses
letting Fluke counter with a right hand.
Fluke keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Pinkie ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Fluke takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Pinkie swings away with a body shot that misses
and Fluke counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Pinkie throws a big shot that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fluke swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Pinkie throws a lazy uppercut
and Fluke counters with a leg kick.
Pinkie wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Pinkie avoids the head kick by Fluke.
Fluke slips a straight right by Pinkie.
Pinkie scores with a sloppy right hand. Fluke should have avoided that one.
Pinkie misses with a body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fluke walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Fluke misses with a body punch
and Pinkie makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
A jab lands there for Pinkie.
Pinkie misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Fluke misses with a straight left.
Fluke takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pinkie throws a leg kick
and Fluke makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Stinkie Pinkie seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Good exchange - Fluke coming out on top.
Pinkie ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fluke moves away.
Fluke thows a leg kick but Pinkie checks it
and Pinkie counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Nice uppercut lands for Pinkie. That snapped Fluke's head back.
Pinkie lands the left hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pinkie throws a head kick but Fluke moves out of range.
Pinkie tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fluke was well out of range. Poor timing from Pinkie.
Pinkie throws a lazy head kick
enabling Fluke to counter with a crisp jab.
Fluke drops his hands momentarily and Pinkie takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Pinkie throws a lazy right hand but Fluke sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Pinkie lands with a straight right. Fluke didn't see that one coming.
Fluke misses with a lunging right hand
and Pinkie counters with a series of strikes. Fluke will be more careful next time no doubt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Luke Fluke will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

A low kick from Fluke is predictable there
and Pinkie cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Pinkie tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fluke was well out of range. Poor timing from Pinkie.
Pinkie misses with a left hand
and Fluke cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Fluke misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pinkie.
Pinkie lands a jab to the nose.
Pinkie throws a jab but it's blocked by Fluke.
Pinkie lands a nice leg kick that just misses Fluke's sensitive parts.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fluke looks to land a body kick but Pinkie moved away.
Pinkie scores with a head kick.
Pinkie throws a combination that misses
and Fluke counters with an outside leg kick.
Fluke throws a leg kick
and Pinkie counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Pinkie keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Luke Fluke is winning the standup battle so far.
Pinkie throws a lazy uppercut
and Pinkie takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pinkie fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fluke manages to avoid it.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Fluke.
Fluke avoids the body shot from Pinkie.
Pinkie throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Fluke rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Pinkie counters with a low kick, right behind Fluke 's knee.
Pinkie throws a hook but Fluke blocks it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fluke chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Pinkie can pounce on him.
Luke Fluke is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Pinkie swings widly with a right hand
and Fluke counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Pinkie throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Fluke sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Fluke walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Pinkie checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Fluke gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Fluke takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Pinkie with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Fluke throws a lazy head kick
and Pinkie counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pinkie misses with a right hand
enabling Fluke to counter with a crisp jab.
Fluke throws a low kick but it's checked well by Pinkie.
Pinkie is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Pinkie moves out of range of the leg kick from Fluke.
Pinkie on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Pinkie tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Pinkie avoids the body shot from Fluke.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Luke Fluke dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Fluke throws a right and a left that both miss.
Fluke avoids the head kick by Pinkie.
Pinkie rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Pinkie takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

Pinkie is rocked!
Fluke closes the distance and lands a brutal uppercut that knocks Pinkie out! We're looking at the replay now - he was out before he hit the floor!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:35 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Luke Fluke!