PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Theodor DaCrapulation (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jared Hart (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hart comes into a darkened arena with his song building. headstrong kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Theodor DaCrapulation has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

DaCrapulation
vs
Hart

190 cm
22
210 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

225 cm
26
205 lbs
5 - 2 - 1

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Theodor DaCrapulation!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Jared Hart!
The judges for this bout are Illya Tyunina, Valeri Chadov and Sergei Dronov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
DaCrapulation is looking to chop away at Hart's legs.
DaCrapulation thumps Hart with a low kick.
DaCrapulation scores with a leg kick.
DaCrapulation throws an off balance right hand
letting Hart counter with a right hand.
DaCrapulation tries a head kick but it misses.
Hart blocks a head kick by DaCrapulation.
DaCrapulation tried to score with a low kick but Hart checks it.
DaCrapulation pulls out of a head kick attempt.
DaCrapulation lets loose with a powerful body kick. Hart will feel that in the morning.
This has been an exciting period of action!
DaCrapulation lands with a kick to the temple. Hart shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"

It looks like Jared Hart has been cut.
DaCrapulation throws a leg kick that is checked
enabling Hart to counter with a crisp jab.
DaCrapulation misses with a leg kick
and DaCrapulation takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
DaCrapulation lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Hart looks gassed!

That's one minute gone in the round.
DaCrapulation tries a head kick but it misses.
DaCrapulation throws a nice inside leg kick.
Hart moves out of range as DaCrapulation throws a body kick.
DaCrapulation throws a leg kick which misses Hart's front leg but catches the back leg as Hart tries to avoid it.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from DaCrapulation - that will leave a mark!
Theodor DaCrapulation seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A nice inside leg kick there by DaCrapulation. That's going to slow Hart down.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hart moves away from the strike by DaCrapulation.
DaCrapulation fakes the leg kick and cracks Hart in the body.
DaCrapulation throws a nice inside leg kick.
DaCrapulation pulls out of a head kick attempt.
DaCrapulation throws a leg kick which misses Hart's front leg but catches the back leg as Hart tries to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hart takes a kick to the side of the head.
Hart moves out of range of the leg kick from DaCrapulation.
Hart is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by DaCrapulation.
DaCrapulation throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
DaCrapulation throws a head kick that misses.
Hart bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
DaCrapulation wants to clinch up but Hart keeps it at a distance.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from DaCrapulation lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Hart has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Hart and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
DaCrapulation throws a leg kick but Hart sees it coming and checks it nicely.
DaCrapulation cracks the inside of Hart's front leg.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

DaCrapulation lands a big head kick that sends Hart tumbling to the mat! DaCrapulation takes a step backwards and waves Hart back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Hart is rocked!
DaCrapulation throws a nice inside leg kick.
Hart is still on wobbly legs! Can DaCrapulation finish him?
DaCrapulation throws a head kick but Hart moves out of range.
Hart seems to have recovered his senses.
A slapping leg kick lands for DaCrapulation.
DaCrapulation wants to clinch.
DaCrapulation thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Hart if he has to take too many more of those.
Hart is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.

DaCrapulation lands a big head kick that sends Hart tumbling to the mat! DaCrapulation takes a step backwards and waves Hart back to his feet - he wants the finish!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hart ducks under a wild hook from DaCrapulation.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Good leg kick by DaCrapulation there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Hart blocks a head kick by DaCrapulation.
Hart takes a head kick and keeps coming.

That has opened up Jared Hart's cut even more.
DaCrapulation with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Hart has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from DaCrapulation.
Hart on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
DaCrapulation thows a body shot but no joy.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
DaCrapulation lands a leg kick that knocks Hart off balance momentarily.
That kick from DaCrapulation tenderised Hart's leg. Hart is trying to keep his angry face on.
DaCrapulation throws a nice inside leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Theodor DaCrapulation dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jared Hart's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

DaCrapulation fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Hart is out of range.
Hart's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
DaCrapulation will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Jared Hart is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
DaCrapulation lands a nice leg kick that just misses Hart's sensitive parts.
A nice inside leg kick there by DaCrapulation. That's going to slow Hart down.
Hart has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from DaCrapulation.
Hart avoids the head kick by DaCrapulation.
DaCrapulation misses with an uppercut.
DaCrapulation fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Hart tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
DaCrapulation throws a nice inside leg kick.
DaCrapulation lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Hart is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
DaCrapulation turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
DaCrapulation fails with an attempt to clinch.
Theodor DaCrapulation is winning the standup battle so far.
Hart stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from DaCrapulation.
DaCrapulation has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
DaCrapulation misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Good work by Hart as he checks the leg kick.
A lazy left from DaCrapulation finds it's target.
Hart stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from DaCrapulation.
DaCrapulation doesn't manage to clinch there - Hart circles away.
DaCrapulation tries to land a leg kick but Hart saw it coming and moves away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
DaCrapulation scores with a kick to the midsection.
DaCrapulation throws a head kick that half lands.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
DaCrapulation thumps Hart with a low kick.
DaCrapulation connects with a leg kick. Hart looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
An inside leg kick lands from DaCrapulation.
Hart swats away the attempt to clinch by DaCrapulation.
DaCrapulation throws a leg kick which misses Hart's front leg but catches the back leg as Hart tries to avoid it.
DaCrapulation lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Hart sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
DaCrapulation is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Hart's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
DaCrapulation takes a swing at Hart's ribcage but misses.
Hart has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from DaCrapulation.
Jab from DaCrapulation.
Hart blocks a head kick by DaCrapulation.
DaCrapulation misses with a head kick.
Hart closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
DaCrapulation throws a hook to the side of Hart's head but Hart sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
DaCrapulation does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
DaCrapulation lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
DaCrapulation throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
DaCrapulation thumps Hart with a low kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A slapping leg kick lands for DaCrapulation.
DaCrapulation swings for the body but Hart moves out of range.
DaCrapulation lands with a straight right. Hart didn't see that one coming.
DaCrapulation feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Hart's calf.
DaCrapulation throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Nice defenses there by Hart.
Hart blocks a head kick by DaCrapulation.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from DaCrapulation, right into the meat.
DaCrapulation fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Theodor DaCrapulation dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Jared Hart's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

DaCrapulation lunges at Hart with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Hart's hand.
DaCrapulation misses with a low kick.
DaCrapulation misses with a low kick.
DaCrapulation connects with a leg kick. Hart looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
DaCrapulation throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
DaCrapulation lands a leg kick that knocks Hart off balance momentarily.
Hart blocks a head kick by DaCrapulation.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A solid leg kick lands there for DaCrapulation.
DaCrapulation lands a nice hook to Hart's body. Hart takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
DaCrapulation misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
DaCrapulation throws a sloppy head kick and Hart moves out of range easily.
DaCrapulation lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
DaCrapulation connects with a jab.
A good leg kick by DaCrapulation.
DaCrapulation throws a quick inside leg kick.
DaCrapulation throws a quick inside leg kick.
DaCrapulation cracks the inside of Hart's front leg.
DaCrapulation pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Hart blocks a head kick by DaCrapulation.
DaCrapulation lands a nice leg kick that just misses Hart's sensitive parts.
Jared Hart has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
DaCrapulation connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
DaCrapulation goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
DaCrapulation wants to clinch up but Hart keeps it at a distance.
Hart tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
DaCrapulation throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
DaCrapulation thumps Hart with a low kick.
Hart blocks a leg kick.
DaCrapulation delivers a nice body kick.
DaCrapulation looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
DaCrapulation pulls out of a head kick attempt.
DaCrapulation swings and misses with a hook to the body.
DaCrapulation tries to land a front kick but Hart steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Hart has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from DaCrapulation.
DaCrapulation misses with a looping left.
DaCrapulation does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
DaCrapulation throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Hart.
DaCrapulation misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
DaCrapulation tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Theodor DaCrapulation is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
DaCrapulation scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
DaCrapulation throws a quick inside leg kick.
Hart stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from DaCrapulation.
DaCrapulation misses with a head kick.
DaCrapulation lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from DaCrapulation. Hart shrugs it off though.
Hart avoids the head kick by DaCrapulation.
Hart has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from DaCrapulation.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by DaCrapulation.
DaCrapulation turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Theodor DaCrapulation showed his dominance in that final round.
Well DaCrapulation has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Illya Tyunina scores the fight 30:25
Judge Valeri Chadov scores the fight 30:25
Judge Sergei Dronov scores the fight 30:25

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Theodor DaCrapulation!