PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ricardo Gracie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hugo Smackthatcow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Smackthatcow has chosen Wretches & Kings as his entrance music. Hugo Smackthatcow acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Gracie
vs
Smackthatcow

194 cm
18
264 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

200 cm
18
250 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Good in bed

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Ricardo Gracie!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Hugo Smackthatcow!
The judges for this bout are Paulo Santos, Mauricio Rocha and Edson Gomes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Smackthatcow throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Gracie fails to land the takedown.
Gracie misses with a takedown
letting Smackthatcow counter with a right hand.
Smackthatcow just misses with a punch to the body.
Gracie with a lazy takedown attempt

and Smackthatcow counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Smackthatcow.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ricardo Gracie. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Smackthatcow's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Gracie tries to move into range but Smackthatcow moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Smackthatcow throws a right and a left that both miss.
Gracie shoots in for a takedown but Smackthatcow shows good takedown defense.

Smackthatcow clinches.
Gracie has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Smackthatcow is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.

Smackthatcow breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Smackthatcow moves into the clinch.
Gracie has Smackthatcow pressed against the cage, preventing Smackthatcow from circling away and getting back to striking at range.

Smackthatcow's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Smackthatcow fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

Smackthatcow closes the distance and clinches.
Smackthatcow is trying to break free.
Smackthatcow working hard to break the clinch.
Gracie drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Smackthatcow wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Gracie has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Smackthatcow avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Smackthatcow tries to break the clinch but Gracie is controlling the position.
Smackthatcow has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Smackthatcow is trying to push Gracie away but Gracie has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.

Smackthatcow breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Smackthatcow misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Gracie gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily

and Smackthatcow moves into the clinch.
Smackthatcow looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.

Smackthatcow's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Gracie with a poor takedown
and Smackthatcow counters with a stiff right hand.
Gracie shoots in looking for a takedown. Smackthatcow tries to sprawl out of it but Gracie keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Smackthatcow manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Gracie with a poor takedown

and Smackthatcow counters by moving into the clinch.

Smackthatcow pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Smackthatcow rushes Gracie and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.

Smackthatcow breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Gracie has his takedown stuffed

and Smackthatcow counters with a head kick that drops Gracie to the mat! Gracie scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!

Gracie is rocked!
Gracie is breathing heavily.
Smackthatcow seems to be stalking Gracie here. He circles momentarily and then unleashes a devastatic head kick! Gracie drops like a stone, out cold! WOW! Are you kidding me!? What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:04 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Hugo Smackthatcow!