PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Richard Cheese (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bobcat Stinkfist (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stinkfist has chosen People Are Strange by The Doors as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Richard Cheese has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Cheese
vs
Stinkfist

188 cm
27
174 lbs
16 - 12 - 0

183 cm
25
175 lbs
11 - 11 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Good knees
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful

Global MMA Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 12 - 0, fighting out of London, Richard Cheese!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 11 - 0, fighting out of London, Bobcat Stinkfist!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, James Ackerman and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stinkfist tries to clinch up
and Cheese connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Cheese throws a nice looking combination but Stinkfist bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Stinkfist fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Stinkfist lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Cheese moves out of range of the body kick from Stinkfist.
Stinkfist lands a nice leg kick that just misses Cheese's sensitive parts.
Stinkfist throws a leg kick that is checked
and Cheese connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Bobcat Stinkfist seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cheese misses the shot to the body.
Cheese checks a low kick from Stinkfist.
Good work by Cheese as he checks the leg kick.
Stinkfist throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Cheese counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Stinkfist throws a left and a right that both miss
and Cheese counters with a one-two to the body.
Stinkfist throws a sloppy head kick
and Cheese counters with a two punch combo.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Stinkfist throws a combination that misses
and Cheese counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Cheese lands with an uppercut that bounces Stinkfist off the cage and back into rage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stinkfist throws a sloppy body shot
and Stinkfist takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Stinkfist throws a combination that misses
and Cheese counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Stinkfist misses with a combination
and Cheese counters with a series of strikes. Stinkfist will be more careful next time no doubt.
Stinkfist misses with a combination
and Cheese connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Stinkfist throws a combination that misses
and Cheese counters with a two punch combo.
Cheese lands with a nice combination. Stinkfist backs away looking to recover.
Cheese walks into a stiff left hand from Stinkfist.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Stinkfist keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Stinkfist misses with a jab to the body
letting Cheese counter with a right hand.
Cheese lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Cheese.

Stinkfist is rocked!
Stinkfist lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Cheese backs up against the cage.
A low kick from Stinkfist misses
and Cheese counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Stinkfist is still on wobbly legs! Can Cheese finish him?
Stinkfist throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Stinkfist seems to have recovered his senses.
Cheese is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Stinkfist tries to clinch up but Cheese circles away and keeps his distance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stinkfist misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Cheese counters with a left and a right that stings Stinkfist.
Stinkfist misses with a leg kick
and Cheese counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Stinkfist has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Stinkfist looks to land a combination. Cheese sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Cheese is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Stinkfist misses with a combination
and Cheese counters with a nice uppercut.
Stinkfist tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Cheese swinging wildly here.
A swing and a miss from Cheese.
Stinkfist wants to clinch.
Stinkfist throws a lazy uppercut
enabling Cheese to counter with a crisp jab.
Stinkfist throws a combination that misses
and Cheese counters with a two punch combo.
A low kick from Stinkfist is predictable there
and Cheese connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Stinkfist throws a solid leg kick but Cheese takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Stinkfist.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cheese throws a series of punches but Stinkfist moves out of range.
Stinkfist throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Stinkfist throws a sloppy head kick
and Cheese counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Cheese throws a right and a left that Stinkfist avoids nicely.
Cheese scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Stinkfist throws a poor cross that misses
and Cheese counters with a nice leg kick.
Stinkfist scores with a one two! Cheese had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Sloppy strikes from Cheese. Those never looked like landing.
Stinkfist misses with a leg kick
and Cheese counters with a straight right hand.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Stinkfist lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Cheese has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Cheese and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Stinkfist misses with a hook
and Cheese counters with a one-two to the body.
Cheese throws a right and a left that Stinkfist avoids nicely.
Stinkfist feints a jab promting Cheese to slip. Stinkfist then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Cheese slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Stinkfist throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Cheese counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Stinkfist getting the better of the striking in that exchange.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stinkfist swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Cheese counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Stinkfist falls off balance throwing a combination
and Cheese counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Stinkfist looks gassed!
Cheese connects with a leg kick. Stinkfist looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Stinkfist misses with a head kick.
Stinkfist throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Stinkfist takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Cheese misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Stinkfist thows a leg kick but Cheese checks it
and Cheese counters with a stiff right hand.
Cheese pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Stinkfist back to the cage. Cheese follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Stinkfist misses with a leg kick
and Cheese counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Stinkfist throws a shot to the body.
Stinkfist misses with a left hand
and Cheese counters with a straight right hand.
Stinkfist has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Cheese swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Stinkfist wants to clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Richard Cheese dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Cheese connects with a good right hand that stumbles Stinkfist. Stinkfist circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Richard Cheese is winning the standup battle so far.
Stinkfist misses with a right hand

and Cheese counters with a crisp one two that drops Stinkfist! Cheese thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Stinkfist to his feet! Stinkfist is in big trouble!
Stinkfist misses with a right hand
letting Cheese counter with a right hand.
Stinkfist misses with a leg kick
and Cheese counters with a left and a right... And another left! Stinkfist is down! He's done! The ref dives in to save him and that's the end of the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:26 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Richard Cheese!