PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Osana Bin Laden (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jumar Lumines (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Bin Laden
vs
Lumines

190 cm
23
159 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

195 cm
25
280 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Osana Bin Laden!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Jumar Lumines!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Daniel Bishop and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lumines misses with a takedown
and Bin Laden counters with a straight right hand.
Lumines misses with a takedown
and Bin Laden counters with a lovely straight right hand!

Bin Laden clinches with his opponent.
Lumines changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Bin Laden fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Osana Bin Laden has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jumar Lumines.
Bin Laden misses with a takedown

and Lumines counters with a nice double leg into half guard.

Bin Laden kicks off Lumines and gets to his feet.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Bin Laden moves into the clinch.
Lumines tries to break free but Bin Laden pushes him back against the cage.
Lumines tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.

Bin Laden manages to break the clinch.
Bin Laden shoots in looking for a takedown but Lumines manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Bin Laden's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Lumines gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily

and Bin Laden counters by moving into the clinch.
Lumines gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Bin Laden.

Bin Laden works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bin Laden postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Lumines working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Bin Laden.
Lumines really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Bin Laden. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Lumines can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Bin Laden controls the pace.
Bin Laden really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Bin Laden trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Lumines trying to control the position here.
Bin Laden has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Bin Laden stopping the sweep attempt from Lumines.
Bin Laden postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Bin Laden is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Lumines preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Bin Laden missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Lumines keeping moving, preventing Bin Laden from controlling successfully.
Bin Laden with a nice head shot there.
Bin Laden throwing strikes but missing.
Bin Laden throws a big right hand that misses.
Lumines trying to control the position.
Lumines controlling Bin Laden's posture.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lumines wants to sweep here but Bin Laden controlling him for the moment.
Bin Laden trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Bin Laden content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.

Lumines looking for a guillotine here but Bin Laden defends easily.
Bin Laden throwing strikes from guard but Lumines blocks nicely.
Lumines is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Lumines utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bin Laden stopping the sweep attempt from Lumines.

Lumines is working an open guard so Bin Laden takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Lumines fails with the takedown.
Lumines thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Bin Laden if he has to take too many more of those.
Bin Laden is breathing heavily.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Lumines closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Bin Laden to the mat! Bin Laden manages to get full guard.

Lumines drops back, looking for a kneebar! Bin Laden looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Bin Laden looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Bin Laden!
Lumines defending against the ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Osana Bin Laden will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Lumines scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Osana Bin Laden is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Lumines shoots and misses

and Bin Laden counters with a takedown into side control.
Bin Laden lands some shots froms side control.
Lumines managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Bin Laden.
Bin Laden advances to mount.
Bin Laden scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Lumines?
Lumines trying desperately to get to his feet.
Bin Laden lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Lumines hang on?
Bin Laden wants to control the pace but Lumines is squirming around nicely.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Lumines tries to hold on but Bin Laden postures up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bin Laden in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Lumines is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Bin Laden with shots to the head and body - Lumines looks very uncomfortable down there.
Lumines tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Bin Laden landing shots from mount.
Bin Laden lands with some strikes.
Bin Laden wants to control the pace but Lumines is squirming around nicely.
Bin Laden connects with a couple of good shots from mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bin Laden avoids the attempt from Lumines to control.
Bin Laden tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Bin Laden prevents Lumines from getting the reversal.
Bin Laden postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Lumines looks a forlorn figure.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bin Laden trying to control but Lumines is having none of it.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Bin Laden cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bin Laden lands with some strikes.
Bin Laden is landing with some decent strikes but Lumines is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Bin Laden with shots to the head and body - Lumines looks very uncomfortable down there.
Bin Laden lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Lumines hang on?
Lumines is looking to improve his position but Bin Laden isn't that keen on the idea.
Bin Laden working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Lumines wants to control but Bin Laden is having none of it.
Bin Laden postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Lumines looks a forlorn figure.
Bin Laden looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bin Laden lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Lumines hang on?
Lumines tries to lock up and control but Bin Laden gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Bin Laden can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Lumines is looking to escape.
Lumines wants to hold on but Bin Laden pushes him away.
Bin Laden can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Lumines is looking to escape.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Osana Bin Laden dominated that second round.
That's time! Bin Laden's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Bin Laden moves into the clinch.
Bin Laden tries to pull guard but Lumines holds him up against the cage and eventually Bin Laden drops back down to his feet.

Bin Laden decides to pull guard.
Lumines trying to move into half guard but instead Bin Laden has managed to sweep!
Bin Laden with a flurry of punches that miss.
Lumines keeping moving, preventing Bin Laden from controlling successfully.
Lumines tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Bin Laden trying to control but Lumines is working from the bottom.
Bin Laden is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Bin Laden trying to control but Lumines is working from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bin Laden won't allow Lumines to sweep him here.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Bin Laden wants to control from the top but Lumines keeps moving.

Bin Laden got a little sloppy there for a moment and Lumines has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Bin Laden has managed to get both his arms back between Lumines's legs - danger averted.
Bin Laden not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.

Osana Bin Laden has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
Bin Laden is looking to clinch but Lumines is avoiding it.
Lumines rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Bin Laden moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Lumines moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

It looks like Osana Bin Laden has been cut.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Bin Laden tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Lumines swivels and escapes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Donk. Lumines catches Bin Laden right on the button with a cross.
Bin Laden dives in and grabs Lumines's left leg, looking for a takedown. Lumines pushes down on Bin Laden's head and hops out.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Osana Bin Laden. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Lumines closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.

Bin Laden is defending against the submission attempts here by Lumines.
Osana Bin Laden overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Bin Laden tries to kick Lumines off but Lumines keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Lumines seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lumines is trying to get back to his feet now but his leg is trapped.
Lumines is pressing down on Bin Laden's thigh, looking to free his foot. Bin Laden is holding on for now.
Bin Laden is trying to stand.
Lumines trying to control from half guard but Bin Laden is working away.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Jumar Lumines was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Lumines shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Bin Laden but Bin Laden pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Lumines misses with a takedown attempt

and Bin Laden counters with a shoot takedown. Lumines fights it but they end up in guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bin Laden is looking to work some ground and pound but Lumines has wrist control.
Lumines is trying to keep Bin Laden in close.

Lumines escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Bin Laden gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Bin Laden scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Lumines avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Lumines is trying to keep Bin Laden in close.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Osana Bin Laden.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Bin Laden, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Osana Bin Laden!