PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Butt Piracy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Santian Sultan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Piracy might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to I Like Big Butts. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Piracy
vs
Sultan

210 cm
21
300 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

199 cm
24
288 lbs
7 - 24 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent MT
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Butt Piracy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 24 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Santian Sultan!
The judges for this bout are Edson Gomes, Daniel Cesar and Thiago Cunha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sultan moves to clinch but Piracy breaks away
and Piracy counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

It looks like Santian Sultan has been cut.
Sultan moves to clinch but Piracy breaks away

and Piracy counters with a crisp right hand that drops Sultan! Piracy lets Sultan back up to his feet, looking for a finish!

Sultan is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Piracy looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Sultan is still on wobbly legs! Can Piracy finish him?
Piracy fails to land with a series of punches.
Sultan seems to have recovered his senses.
Piracy throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Piracy batters Sultan with a massive right followed by a huge left! Sultan is out on his feet looking like a zombie as Piracy lands a final crushing right hand to drop Sultan to the mat with a gruesome thud! Piracy is running around like a mad man after that fight and for good reason!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Butt Piracy!