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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Josh Cowen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and One Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). One Turd has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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24
155 lbs
5 - 1 - 0 |
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175 cm
25
163 lbs
5 - 7 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Intelligent |
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BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Josh Cowen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, One Turd!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Franklyn Lucas and David Schapiro.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Turd throws a head kick that misses.
Cowen scores with a takedown into Turd's guard.
Turd manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Turd working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Cowen is rocked!
Turd softens up his opponent with a couple of shots there and then CRACK! One massive shot lands there and Cowen is out cold! Turd jumps to his feet and celebrates on the cage with the fans, who are, quite frankly, going absolutely mental!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). One Turd!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
100% |
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