PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Bas Tard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Elmer Montgomery (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Montgomery has chosen Sunshine Highway as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Bas Tard is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Tard
vs
Montgomery

179 cm
27
160 lbs
12 - 4 - 1

182 cm
28
165 lbs
16 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Vandal Fight Boutique

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Bas Tard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Elmer Montgomery!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Montgomery looks to land a combination but Tard avoids it well.
Montgomery pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Tard dips to his left and cracks Montgomery with an uppercut!
Montgomery pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Tard back to the ropes. Montgomery follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.

It looks like Bas Tard has been cut.
Montgomery misses with a looping right.
Montgomery lands with a right hand.
Tard throws a shot to the body.
Tard throws a looping overhand right but Montgomery ducks down to avoid it.
Tard fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Montgomery has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Tard lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Danga de danga de dang - Montgomery scores with a four punch combination!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tard on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Tard misses with a series of wild punches.
Bas Tard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Montgomery blocks a leg kick.
Montgomery misses with the combination.
Montgomery swings for the body but Tard moves out of range.
Montgomery lands a nice leg kick that just misses Tard's sensitive parts.
Montgomery uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Tard.
Tard uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Montgomery.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tard misses with a lunging right hand
letting Montgomery counter with a right hand.
Montgomery swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Tard.
Tard misses with a double jab
and Montgomery counters with a nice body kick.
Montgomery checks the leg kick nicely there.
Montgomery throws a head kick that misses.
Montgomery uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Tard has time to react.
The fighters circle momentarily. Montgomery darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Montgomery scores with a jab to the body.
Tard swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Montgomery clobbers Tard with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
A head kick from Montgomery lands but Tard takes it in his stride.
Montgomery jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tard swinging wildly here.
Jab, jab by Montgomery - just one landing.
Tard throws a leg kick that is checked
and Montgomery counters with an inside leg kick.
Montgomery swings for the body but Tard moves out of range.
Montgomery lands a head shot.

Bas Tard's cut is getting worse.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Montgomery thumps Tard with a low kick.
Tard misses with a combination
and Montgomery counters with a body kick that stops Tard in his tracks momentarily.
Tard is breathing heavily.
A head kick from Montgomery lands but Tard takes it in his stride.
A punch combination from Tard misses.
Montgomery thuds his right hand into Tard's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Montgomery punishes Tard's body with a nice straight punch.
Montgomery scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Tard doesn't seem bothered though.

Montgomery lands a left and a right that send Tard crashing to the mat, dazed. Montgomery thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Tard is rocked!
Tard gets hit by the mother of all head kicks and drops to the canvas in a crumpled heap! Woooow, the Internet is going to be talking about this one for weeks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Elmer Montgomery!