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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Vladimir Putin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Trololo Trololo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.
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215 lbs
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275 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Big heart |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Vladimir Putin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Trololo Trololo!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Sergei Dronov and Aleksandr Martynov.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Putin tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Putin takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A slow jab from Trololo misses its intended target.
Trololo scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
You can see the frustration on Putin's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
Trololo has knee on belly and moves into mount.
Putin has given up his back here.
Putin is trying to get back to his feet but he's not managed it yet.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Putin trying to control the position but Trololo manages to sink in the hooks.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Trololo controls the action.
Putin wants to get back to his feet.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Putin is breathing heavily.
Trololo is working the ground and pound here and the referee is taking a close look at Putin. He must escape soon or this one will be stopped.
Trololo has both hooks in and is working for a choke. Putin is in real trouble here. Trololo gets an arm under the chin and tightens the submission attempt... is this the end? Yes, Putin is tapping out! Trololo wins by rear naked choke!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Trololo Trololo!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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