PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gargantua Pantagruel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Martin Norris Hall (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pantagruel comes to the cage accompanied by Some Bodies Gonna Get their Ass Kicked. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Pantagruel
vs
Norris Hall

225 cm
21
300 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

225 cm
22
300 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Gargantua Pantagruel!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Martin Norris Hall!
The judges for this bout are Luis Engracia, Daniel Cesar and Paulo Santos.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pantagruel swings for the body but Hall moves out of range.
Hall takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Hall misses with a takedown

and Pantagruel counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Hall lands a decent shot there.
Pantagruel trying to control but Hall is working from the bottom.
Hall is trying to keep Pantagruel in close.
Pantagruel controls from within his opponent's guard.

Hall throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Hall really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Pantagruel. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pantagruel engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Pantagruel sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Hall's guard.

Pantagruel is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Hall is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Gargantua Pantagruel!