PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jake The Snake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dustin Super (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

The Snake
vs
Super

185 cm
22
226 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

204 cm
26
270 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jake The Snake!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Dustin Super!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, John Mangel and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Snake fails with an attempt to clinch.
Super throws a right hand that misses

and The Snake counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Super is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.

Super manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
The Snake sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Super's guard.
The Snake scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
The Snake missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
The Snake trying to control the action but Super is working from the bottom.

The Snake is looking for a kimura but Super is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for The Snake to get the leverage.
The Snake thows a huge punch but Super dodges it nicely.
The Snake thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
The Snake scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
The Snake missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Super keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.

The Snake wants to work for an arm triangle but Super is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Super is trying to stand up here but The Snake is controlling him well.
Super really doesn't want to stay on the ground with The Snake. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

The Snake is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Super is just riding it out for now. The Snake eventually gives up the hold.
The Snake with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
The Snake thows a huge punch but Super dodges it nicely.
The Snake lands with a punch from half guard.
The Snake has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Super is looking for a sweep. The Snake is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

The Snake seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Super is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:04 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Jake The Snake!
Jake The Snake is the new heavyweight champion!