PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Veto Remmi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joseph Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jones has chosen Alice in Chains - Them Bones as his entrance music. Both fighters really staring eachother down here, as Joseph Jones enters the cage!

Remmi
vs
Jones

225 cm
29
275 lbs
24 - 4 - 1

195 cm
29
254 lbs
24 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Veto Remmi!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Joseph Jones!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Arvi Lind and Ben Zyskovitsi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Nice straight punches there by Jones. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Jones.
Remmi is looking to score with low kicks.
Jones throws a nice looking combination but Remmi bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Jones pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Remmi stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Jones.
Jones thows a leg kick but Remmi checks it
and Remmi counters with a low kick, right behind Jones 's knee.
Jones swings away with a body shot that misses
and Remmi counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jones changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A punch combination from Jones misses.
Remmi lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Jones tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Remmi is able to avoid easily.
Remmi swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Joseph Jones seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jones cracks Remmi with a right hand to the side of the head.
Jones throws a leg kick but Remmi checks it.
Jones checks the leg kick.
Jones throws a right hand that misses
and Remmi counters with a body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Remmi slips a straight right by Jones.
Remmi avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Jones misses with a hook to the body
and Jones takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Jones takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Jones thuds his right hand into Remmi's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Jones takes a swing at Remmi's ribcage but misses.
Jones misses with a left hand
and Remmi counters with a thumping low kick.
Jones throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Remmi throws a head kick but Jones moves out of range.
Jones shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Jones lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A big right from Jones misses.
Remmi catches Jones with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Jones rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
enabling Remmi to counter with a crisp jab.
Remmi throws a nice inside leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Remmi swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Jones lands a nice looking body shot.
Jones checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Jones misses with a left hand
and Remmi counters with a straight right hand.
Remmi tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Jones ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Remmi moves away.
Remmi looks to throw the jab but Jones is out of range.
A punch combination from Jones misses.
Jones swings widly with a right hand
letting Remmi counter with a right hand.
Jones throws a lazy uppercut
and Remmi counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Jones misses with a left hand
and Remmi counters with a good low kick that Jones was not able to check.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Remmi lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Jones misses with a lunging right hand
and Remmi counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Remmi tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jones was well out of range. Poor timing from Remmi.
Remmi gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Jones counters with an inside leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Remmi counters with a good low kick that Jones was not able to check.
Remmi throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Remmi scores with a jab to the head.
A lazy left from Remmi finds it's target.
Jones throws a sloppy head kick
and Remmi counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jones scores with a jab to the body.
Jones does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Remmi lands with a right hand.
The fighters circling - Jones throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Jones lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Remmi misses with a body kick.
Jones throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jones scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Jones scores with a jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones checks the leg kick.
Jones scores with a hook to the body. Remmi takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Remmi connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jones digs a good body shot into Remmi's ribs.
Jones misses with a right hand
and Remmi counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Jones thinking.
Jones throws a nice looking combination but Remmi bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Jones misses with a left hand
and Remmi counters with a solid body kick.
Remmi is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Jones dodges the punch combination from Remmi.
Remmi throws out a loose jab but Jones uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jones misses with a hook
and Remmi counters with a nice uppercut.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jones swings widly with a right hand
and Remmi counters with a nice low kick that buckles Jones's knee momentarily.
Remmi throws a half hearted mid kick.
Jones dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joseph Jones dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Remmi chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Jones can pounce on him.
Remmi works the jab nicely.
Jones lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Remmi circles away quickly and effectively.
Jones throws a lazy uppercut
and Remmi counters with a leg kick.
Remmi misses with a hook.
Jones misses with a left hand
and Jones takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Jones fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Remmi has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Jones. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Jones fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Jones throws a big shot that misses.
Jones ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Jones uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Remmi.
Jones throws a leg kick that is checked
and Remmi counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Remmi moves out of range as Jones throws a body kick.
Jones misses with a two punch combination.
Jones throws a combination that misses
and Remmi counters with a one-two to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones misses with a hook
and Remmi counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Jones misses with a left hand
and Remmi cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Good exchange - Jones coming out on top.
Remmi takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Jones has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Jones dips to his left and cracks Remmi with an uppercut!
Jones lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jones looks to land a combination but Remmi avoids it well.
Jones gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Remmi counters with a slapping leg kick.
Remmi connects with a jab.
Jones swings away with a body shot that misses
and Remmi counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Remmi swings for the body but Jones moves out of range.
Jones throws an ugly left hook that misses
letting Remmi counter with a right hand.
Jones throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Remmi is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Remmi ducks under a wild hook from Jones.
Jones swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Remmi counters with a nice low kick that buckles Jones's knee momentarily.
A shot to the body from Jones misses
and Remmi counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Jones misses with a hook. Remmi ducked under it nicely.
Jones throws a left and a right that both miss
and Remmi counters with a nice leg kick.
A thudding body kick lands there by Remmi!
Remmi takes a swing at Jones's ribcage but misses.
Jones drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Jones throws a left and a right that both miss
and Remmi counters with a one-two to the body.
Remmi walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Jones checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Jones throws a lazy uppercut
and Remmi counters with a straight right hand.
Remmi lands the left hand.
Joseph Jones seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Jones on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Jones works Remmi's body with a nice hook.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Remmi checks a leg kick nicely.
An inside leg kick from Remmi misses.
Jones on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Remmi. Remmi obviously looking to wear him down.
Remmi tries to land a leg kick but Jones saw it coming and moves away.
Remmi lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Jones is breathing heavily.
Jones takes one on the button.
Remmi fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Jones on the side of the head.
Remmi tests Jones's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Jones misses with an uppercut
and Remmi counters with a stiff right hand.
Remmi lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Jones misses with a left hand
and Remmi cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Remmi avoids the body shot from Jones.
Remmi misses the jab.
Jones throws a right hand that misses
and Remmi counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Remmi scores with a jab to the jaw.
A clash of legs there as Jones blocks the low kick.
Jones misses with a low kick.
Remmi connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Remmi keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Remmi fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Jones is out of range.
Remmi thuds his shin into the meat of Jones's side.
Remmi throws a leg kick but Jones moved away.
Remmi throws a leg kick that is checked
and Jones counters with an inside leg kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Remmi lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Remmi lands with a thumping leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Remmi looks to score with a jab to the body but Jones is just out of range.
Remmi is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
The crowd cheers as Jones lands an impressive looking overhand right. Remmi doesn't seem phased though.
Jones throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Remmi counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Veto Remmi dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Jones throws a right hand that misses
and Remmi counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Jones misses with an uppercut
and Remmi counters with a left and a right that stings Jones.
Remmi clobbers Jones with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Jones throws a lazy uppercut
and Remmi counters with a body kick.
Remmi scores with a jab. Jones acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Jones closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Jones throws a lazy uppercut
and Remmi counters with a nice body kick.
Remmi throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Jones on the side of the head.
Remmi misses with a body kick.
Jones misses with a lunging right hand
and Remmi counters with a head kick. That will keep Jones thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jones misses with a double jab
and Remmi counters with an inside leg kick.
Jones misses with a wild body shot.
Jones takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Jones misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Remmi counters with a head kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones dodges the punch combination from Remmi.
Remmi listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Remmi throws a lazy body kick
and Jones counters with an inside leg kick.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Remmi!
Remmi misses the shot to the body.
Jones misses with an uppercut
and Remmi connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Jones tries a head kick but it misses.
Remmi drops his hands momentarily and Jones takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.

Remmi darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Remmi is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Jones!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Remmi with the ground and pound from mount.
Remmi throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Jones because Remmi loaded up on that one.
Remmi looking to ground and pound but Jones is blocking nicely.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Remmi cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Poor strikes thrown by Remmi there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Remmi really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Remmi connects with a couple of good shots from mount.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones tries to hold on but Remmi postures up.
BOOM! Remmi connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Jones blocking the ground and pound.
The referee warns Jones that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.

Jones is rocked!
Remmi loads up with a big shot that hurts Jones! He's pulled Remmi in close but Remmi has postured up and lands more strikes. Can Jones survive? More strikes from Remmi and Jones is out! The ref jumps in to save him! Brutal ground and pound!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:02 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Veto Remmi!
Veto Remmi retains his heavyweight title!