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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Borris Whoopyourasski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pyyno Janis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Janis has chosen Rubber Johnny as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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260 lbs
16 - 4 - 0 |
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280 lbs
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Borris Whoopyourasski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Pyyno Janis!
The judges for this bout are Ivan Kurochkin, Aleksandr Martynov and Aleksei Zolotukhin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Whoopyourasski misses with a body shot.
Janis shoots in looking for a takedown. Whoopyourasski tries to sprawl out of it but Janis keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Whoopyourasski manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Horrible takedown by Janis or perhaps it was just good defense by Whoopyourasski which made him look bad.
Janis with a lazy takedown attempt
and Whoopyourasski counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Borris Whoopyourasski has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pyyno Janis.
Janis shoots and misses
and Janis takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Janis with a poor takedown
and Whoopyourasski counters with a nice body shot.
Whoopyourasski throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Pyyno Janis seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Whoopyourasski throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Whoopyourasski connects with a body shot.
Janis has his takedown stuffed
and Whoopyourasski counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Janis thinking.
Janis looks gassed!
Whoopyourasski looks to land a right hand but Janis moved out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Whoopyourasski lands with an overhand left.
Janis shoots in but Whoopyourasski avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Whoopyourasski just misses with a punch to the body.
Janis with a poor takedown
and Whoopyourasski makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
A good leg kick by Whoopyourasski.
Whoopyourasski scores with a jab to the head.
Whoopyourasski uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Janis has time to react.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Janis takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
A swing and a miss from Whoopyourasski.
Whoopyourasski scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Janis doesn't seem bothered though.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Whoopyourasski misses with a straight left.
Sloppy strikes from Whoopyourasski. Those never looked like landing.
Whoopyourasski misses with an uppercut.
Janis walks into a straight right hand from Whoopyourasski.
A shot to the liver by Whoopyourasski. Beautiful body shot.
Whoopyourasski throws a jab when Janis was well out of range.
Janis with a lazy takedown attempt
and Whoopyourasski counters with a nice uppercut.
The fighters circle momentarily. Whoopyourasski darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Whoopyourasski is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Whoopyourasski digs a good body shot into Janis's ribs.
Whoopyourasski attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Whoopyourasski will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Whoopyourasski throws out a powerful jab.
Nice defenses there by Janis.
Whoopyourasski scores with a body shot.
Whoopyourasski lands with a right hand.
Whoopyourasski throws a shot from downtown. Janis moves away and avoids it.
Janis ducks right into an uppercut from Whoopyourasski.
Janis gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Whoopyourasski makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Whoopyourasski throws a nice outside leg kick.
Whoopyourasski moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Whoopyourasski fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Janis looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Janis shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Janis walks into a stiff left hand from Whoopyourasski.
Whoopyourasski lands with a hook. Janis tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Whoopyourasski lands a nice hook to Janis's body. Janis takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Whoopyourasski throws a quick inside leg kick.
Whoopyourasski lands a right hook to the body.
Whoopyourasski connects with a jab.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Whoopyourasski bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
A jab from Whoopyourasski finds it's way through Janis's defenses.
Whoopyourasski comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Borris Whoopyourasski dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Whoopyourasski.
Whoopyourasski scores with the left hand. Janis knows he should have avoided that one.
Whoopyourasski ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Janis has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Janis shoots in looking for a takedown but Whoopyourasski manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Janis's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Janis doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Whoopyourasski counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Janis thinking.
Janis doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Whoopyourasski counters with a stiff right hand.
Borris Whoopyourasski has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pyyno Janis.
Janis takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Borris Whoopyourasski is winning the standup battle so far.
Whoopyourasski connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Whoopyourasski looks to score with a jab to the body but Janis is just out of range.
Janis is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Whoopyourasski thows a body shot but no joy.
Whoopyourasski misses the shot to the body.
Janis is trying desperately to land a takedown but Whoopyourasski is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Janis.
Janis has his takedown stuffed
and Whoopyourasski counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Whoopyourasski lands a jab.
Whoopyourasski lands a lovely overhand right.
Janis fails with a takedown attempt.
Janis shoots for a takedown but Whoopyourasski saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Janis takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Whoopyourasski throws a body punch but Janis moves out of range.
Whoopyourasski thows a left - swing and a miss!
Whoopyourasski lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Janis circles away quickly and effectively.
Whoopyourasski chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Janis misses with a takedown attempt
and Whoopyourasski counters with a left to the body.
Nice uppercut there from Whoopyourasski.
Whoopyourasski scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Whoopyourasski throws a jab but it's blocked by Janis.
Janis misses with a takedown
and Whoopyourasski counters with a lovely shot to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Whoopyourasski scores with a punch to the head.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Janis might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Whoopyourasski has got the better of the exchanges.
Whoopyourasski lands a body shot.
Whoopyourasski tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Janis was well out of range. Poor timing from Whoopyourasski.
Whoopyourasski with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Whoopyourasski lands a lovely overhand right.
Whoopyourasski fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Janis manages to avoid it.
Janis takes a jab right on the kisser.
Borris Whoopyourasski is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Whoopyourasski throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Whoopyourasski swings and misses with a hook to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Whoopyourasski stuffs the takedown.
Nice sprawl there from Whoopyourasski as Janis shoots in.
The fighters circling - Whoopyourasski throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Whoopyourasski is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Janis fails with the takedown
and Whoopyourasski counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jab from Whoopyourasski.
Whoopyourasski throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Janis bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Janis has his takedown stuffed
and Whoopyourasski counters with a right hand to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Borris Whoopyourasski dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
Whoopyourasski darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Whoopyourasski misses the shot to the body.
Janis misses with a takedown
and Whoopyourasski counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Janis has his takedown stuffed
and Whoopyourasski cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Whoopyourasski comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Janis on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Janis shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Whoopyourasski but Whoopyourasski pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Borris Whoopyourasski has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pyyno Janis.
Whoopyourasski comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Janis takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Janis with a lazy takedown attempt
and Whoopyourasski cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Whoopyourasski dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Janis takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Janis takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
A swing and a miss from Whoopyourasski.
Janis has his takedown stuffed
and Whoopyourasski counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Janis slips under a jab.
Janis gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Whoopyourasski makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Good exchange - Whoopyourasski coming out on top.
Whoopyourasski is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Janis can do to turn this around?
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Whoopyourasski does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Whoopyourasski throws a series of punches but Janis moves out of range.
Janis misses with a takedown attempt
and Whoopyourasski counters with a stiff right hand.
Whoopyourasski leaves Janis with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Whoopyourasski thuds his right hand into Janis's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Janis shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
letting Whoopyourasski counter with a right hand.
Janis has his takedown stuffed
and Janis takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Whoopyourasski thows a left - swing and a miss!
Janis fails with the takedown
and Whoopyourasski counters with a left and a right that stings Janis.
Janis ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Janis dives in and grabs Whoopyourasski's left leg, looking for a takedown. Whoopyourasski pushes down on Janis's head and hops out.
Janis takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Whoopyourasski closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Whoopyourasski throws a leg kick but Janis checks it.
Janis tries for a takedown but Whoopyourasski circles away easily
and Whoopyourasski counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Janis uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Whoopyourasski.
Whoopyourasski lands a jab-cross combination.
Horrible takedown by Janis or perhaps it was just good defense by Whoopyourasski which made him look bad.
Janis misses with a takedown
and Whoopyourasski counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Janis drops his hands momentarily and Whoopyourasski takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Whoopyourasski connects with a nice looking jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Janis doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Whoopyourasski counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
And that's the end of the fight!
Borris Whoopyourasski showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Whoopyourasski has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ivan Kurochkin scores the fight 30:24
Judge Aleksandr Martynov scores the fight 30:24
Judge Aleksei Zolotukhin scores the fight 30:24
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Borris Whoopyourasski!
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