PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between El Taquito Pantalones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Heffo Klumpo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pantalones's entrance music is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHU-AJTn0I8. A fine choice. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Taquito Pantalones
vs
Klumpo

210 cm
29
313 lbs
16 - 8 - 0

193 cm
22
281 lbs
11 - 3 - 0

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
KO power

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, El Taquito Pantalones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Heffo Klumpo!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pantalones displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Klumpo.
Pantalones just misses with a punch to the body.
Pantalones blocks a head kick by Klumpo.
Pantalones stuns Klumpo with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Klumpo looks to throw the jab but Pantalones is out of range.
Pantalones ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Klumpo moves away.
Klumpo fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pantalones manages to avoid it.
Klumpo throws a leg kick which misses Pantalones's front leg but catches the back leg as Pantalones tries to avoid it.
Klumpo uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Pantalones.
Heffo Klumpo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Klumpo feints and then cracks Pantalones's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Pantalones down.
Pantalones throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Klumpo counters with a low kick, right behind Pantalones 's knee.
Pantalones lands with a straight right. Klumpo didn't see that one coming.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pantalones throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Klumpo throws a leg kick but Pantalones sees it coming and moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Klumpo connects with an inside leg kick.
Good leg kick by Klumpo there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Klumpo misses with a wild combination.
Pantalones throws a right hand that misses
and Klumpo counters with a body kick that stops Pantalones in his tracks momentarily.
Klumpo throws a nice outside leg kick.
Pantalones lands with a straight right. Klumpo didn't see that one coming.
Klumpo lands with an uppercut that bounces Pantalones off the cage and back into rage.

It looks like El Taquito Pantalones has been cut.
Pantalones takes a head kick and keeps coming.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pantalones walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Pantalones chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Klumpo can pounce on him.
Pantalones is looking to wear down Klumpo with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Klumpo looks to throw the jab but Pantalones is out of range.
Klumpo scores with a decent looking hook.
Klumpo changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Pantalones tries to avoid it but Klumpo manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Pantalones to the ground. Pantalones escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pantalones misses the shot to the body.
Klumpo lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Klumpo lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Pantalones is breathing heavily.
Klumpo throws a nice inside leg kick.

Klumpo shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Klumpo showed some decent athleticism there.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Klumpo looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Klumpo drops an elbow to the side of Pantalones's head.
Klumpo controlling the action here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Pantalones blocking the ground and pound attempt from Klumpo.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Klumpo works his foot free and advances to mount.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Klumpo controlling the position easily from mount.
Klumpo looking to control but Pantalones is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Klumpo takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Klumpo putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Klumpo is in the full mount, landing strikes.

El Taquito Pantalones's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Pantalones on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Pantalones tries to get out of the position.
Klumpo looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.

Jeez, El Taquito Pantalones's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at El Taquito Pantalones's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Heffo Klumpo!