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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hans Von Hassenmussendussenberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jason Bourne (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Von Hassenmussendussenberg comes to the cage accompanied by Hoporider. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!
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219 lbs
5 - 0 - 0 |
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188 cm
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209 lbs
7 - 1 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hans Von Hassenmussendussenberg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jason Bourne!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Chris Downing and Frank Dennis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Von Hassenmussendussenberg moves out of range of the strikes.
Bourne swings for the body but Von Hassenmussendussenberg moves out of range.
Bourne throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg jabs at Bourne's body.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a two punch combo.
Bourne showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Bourne moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a nice right hand.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bourne.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg checks a leg kick.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Von Hassenmussendussenberg duly obliges.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Hans Von Hassenmussendussenberg seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg connects with a jab.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Von Hassenmussendussenberg, as that shot connected.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bourne lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Bourne takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Bourne closes the distance and clinches up with Von Hassenmussendussenberg, looking for a takedown. Bourne pushes Von Hassenmussendussenberg against the cage but Von Hassenmussendussenberg circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg cracks Bourne with a good jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a two punch combo.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands the left hand.
Bourne shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg misses with a series of wild punches.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg jabs Bourne right on the nose. Bourne blinks but takes it well.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Bourne at a distance.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a one two! Bourne had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a jab.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Sloppy strikes from Von Hassenmussendussenberg. Those never looked like landing.
Bourne takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Bourne gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Bourne throws a head kick but Von Hassenmussendussenberg moves out of range.
Nice jab there from Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Bourne misses with a low kick as Von Hassenmussendussenberg jumps back.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bourne slips a jab and a cross from Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg with a hook.
Hans Von Hassenmussendussenberg is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Bourne has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Bourne looks for the body kick but Von Hassenmussendussenberg saw that one coming.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a slapping body shot.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a nice strike.
Bourne walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Bourne tries to land a front kick but Von Hassenmussendussenberg steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Bourne takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a right hook to the body.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Bourne lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Von Hassenmussendussenberg has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Von Hassenmussendussenberg and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands with a cross.
Bourne takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
The fight stays on the outside here - Bourne looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Bourne fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg feints a jab promting Bourne to slip. Von Hassenmussendussenberg then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Bourne slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg is working the combinations to good effect here.
Bourne doesn't manage to clinch there - Von Hassenmussendussenberg circles away.
Bourne thows a body shot but no joy.
A decent looking cross lands there for Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg cracks Bourne with a good jab.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg moves into range and connects with a jab.
Bourne with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Von Hassenmussendussenberg to score with a decent uppercut.
Bourne takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Bourne takes a jab right on the kisser.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg punishes Bourne's body with a nice straight punch.
A left and a right from Von Hassenmussendussenberg both land. Nice combination.
Bourne looks gassed!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Von Hassenmussendussenberg tests Bourne's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg connects with a good right hand that stumbles Bourne. Bourne circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bourne misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Bourne takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Bourne tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands with a cross.
Bourne takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
A left and a right from Von Hassenmussendussenberg both land. Nice combination.
Bourne doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Left hook, right uppercut from Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Bourne tries to land a front kick but Von Hassenmussendussenberg steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands with a nice combination. Bourne backs away looking to recover.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bourne takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a series of strikes that have Bourne backpedaling.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
A right-left combo lands from Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Hans Von Hassenmussendussenberg dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bourne.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Nice body punch from Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Nice body punch from Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Bourne can do to turn this around?
Jab, jab by Von Hassenmussendussenberg - just one landing.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Bourne stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Jab by Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Bourne takes one on the chin but seems OK.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bourne is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Bourne walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Bourne is breathing heavily.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Bournes jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Bourne tries to move into range but Von Hassenmussendussenberg moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg connects with the punch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Bourne on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg moves into range and connects with a jab.
The fight stays on the outside here - Bourne looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Nice uppercut there from Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a sloppy right hand. Bourne should have avoided that one.
Bourne scoring well with a low kick there.
Danga de danga de dang - Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a four punch combination!
Nice shot lands for Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Bourne. Von Hassenmussendussenberg shrugs it off though.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Von Hassenmussendussenberg wants it to stay on the feet.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg connects with a crisp jab.
A lazy left from Von Hassenmussendussenberg finds it's target.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Bourne on the side of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bourne takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Hans Von Hassenmussendussenberg is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg cracks Bourne with an open hand slap.
Bourne looks to score with a jab to the body but Von Hassenmussendussenberg is just out of range.
Bourne walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Bourne gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg cracks Bourne with a good jab.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg jabs at Bourne's body.
Bourne is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Bourne takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Good shot there by Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Bourne walks into a left hand.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a nice looking body shot.
A decent looking cross lands there for Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a jab to the nose.
Donk. Von Hassenmussendussenberg catches Bourne right on the button with a cross.
Bourne avoids a punch combination nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a head shot.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Bourne might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Von Hassenmussendussenberg has got the better of the exchanges.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Bourne takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg connects with a right hand. Bourne shakes it off.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Bourne throws a wild body kick that Von Hassenmussendussenberg sees coming a mile off.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg connects with a jab.
Bourne needs to keep his hands up - Von Hassenmussendussenberg had a free shot at his head there.
Bourne ducks right into an uppercut from Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Bourne throws a head kick but Von Hassenmussendussenberg moves out of range.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Bourne takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jab by Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Nice uppercut there from Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Bourne thows a body shot but no joy.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg connects with a good right hand that stumbles Bourne. Bourne circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg jabs at Bourne's body.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a series of strikes that have Bourne backpedaling.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Von Hassenmussendussenberg sizes up Bourne with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
A punch lands to the side of Bourne 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Bourne takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Bourne is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Von Hassenmussendussenberg rather than just go for the knockout.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Bourne's hands.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a jab to Bourne's midsection.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Von Hassenmussendussenberg duly obliges.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Von Hassenmussendussenberg cracks Bourne with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands a jab to Bourne's midsection.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
The crowd cheers as Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands an impressive looking overhand right. Bourne doesn't seem phased though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Hans Von Hassenmussendussenberg dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Bourne takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg blocks a head kick by Bourne.
Bourne takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands the left hand.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Von Hassenmussendussenberg connects with a good right hand that stumbles Bourne. Bourne circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Bourne looks to land a left hand but Von Hassenmussendussenberg moved out of range nicely.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg misses with a double jab.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg thuds his right hand into Bourne's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands with an uppercut that bounces Bourne off the cage and back into rage.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
The fight stays on the outside here - Bourne looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Bourne takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Bourne is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a nice looking combination but Bourne bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg digs a good body shot into Bourne's ribs.
Bourne tries to land a front kick but Von Hassenmussendussenberg steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg jabs Bourne to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Bourne gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands with an uppercut that bounces Bourne off the cage and back into rage.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Bourne counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg works Bourne's body with a nice hook.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg clobbers Bourne with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg misses with a series of wild punches.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg's corner calls for a 1-2. Von Hassenmussendussenberg obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Nice body punch from Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Jason Bourne has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Bourne takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Hans Von Hassenmussendussenberg is winning the standup battle so far.
Bourne takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg connects with a body shot that sends Bourne's belly button to the back.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a crisp jab that stopped Bourne in his tracks.
Bourne throws a series of punches but Von Hassenmussendussenberg moves out of range.
A jab from Von Hassenmussendussenberg does it's job there.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a nice head shot.
Bourne fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Von Hassenmussendussenberg manages to avoid it.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Bourne misses with a wild combination.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bourne moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a jab to the head.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg looks to land a combination. Bourne sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Bourne swings for the body but Von Hassenmussendussenberg moves out of range.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg with a jab.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg throws a combination. Bourne tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Bourne thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bourne avoids a punch combination nicely.
The fighters circle momentarily. Von Hassenmussendussenberg darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg clobbers Bourne with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg lands with a shot to the body.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a nice strike.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Bournes jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg scores with a three punch combo!
Von Hassenmussendussenberg connects with a crisp jab.
Bourne tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Bourne shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Von Hassenmussendussenberg but Von Hassenmussendussenberg pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Bourne scores with a leg kick.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg catches Bourne with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Von Hassenmussendussenberg ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Von Hassenmussendussenberg.
Hans Von Hassenmussendussenberg is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
A solid leg kick lands there for Bourne.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bourne takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Bourne closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Von Hassenmussendussenberg ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Von Hassenmussendussenberg getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
And that's the end of the fight!
Hans Von Hassenmussendussenberg showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Von Hassenmussendussenberg has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 30:25
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 30:25
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 30:25
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Hans Von Hassenmussendussenberg!
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