PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ovince Lawler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and King Crappler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). King Crappler is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Lawler
vs
Crappler

190 cm
25
205 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

185 cm
29
215 lbs
12 - 7 - 1

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Big heart

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ovince Lawler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, King Crappler!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Frank Dennis and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lawler has his takedown stuffed
and Crappler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

It looks like Ovince Lawler has been cut.
Lawler misses with a takedown
and Crappler counters with a stiff right hand.

Lawler tries to keep at a distance but Crappler has taken the fight into the clinch.

Crappler lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.

Lawler looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.

Crappler is working for a kimura but Lawler is defending it quite comfortably.
Lawler is trying to control but Crappler manages to pass to mount!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lawler is looking to improve his position but Crappler isn't that keen on the idea.
Crappler avoids the attempt from Lawler to control.
Crappler postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Lawler looks a forlorn figure.
Crappler lands a big elbow.
Lawler tries to reverse the position but Crappler maintains control.

Crappler get's back to his feet.

Crappler moves into range and clinches up with Lawler.

Crappler breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Lawler misses with a takedown attempt

and Crappler counters with a crisp one two that drops Lawler! Crappler thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Lawler to his feet! Lawler is in big trouble!

Lawler is rocked!
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ovince Lawler. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lawler is wiping some vaseline out of his eye. Crappler doesn't give a rats ass about fair play and cracks him with a massive hook to the side of the head! Lawler crumples to the floor out cold! The cornerman is going to be in Lawler's bad books for that mishap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). King Crappler!