PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Crash Bandicoot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Daniel Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bandicoot comes to the cage accompanied by Crash Bandicoot: Jungle Rollers Remix. Crash Bandicoot has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Bandicoot
vs
Cartman

172 cm
26
170 lbs
4 - 6 - 0

185 cm
27
162 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Crash Bandicoot!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Daniel Cartman!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Bandicoot has taken the fight to the clinch.
Cartman tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Cartman just misses with a elbow thrown towards Bandicoot's brow.
Cartman wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Bandicoot has him pressed against the cage.
Bandicoot avoiding damage as Cartman throws knees to the body.
Bandicoot stalling the fight.
Bandicoot trying to land knees to the body.

Bandicoot lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.

Bandicoot looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Bandicoot prevents Cartman from standing back up.
Bandicoot tries to pass to full mount but Cartman defends it.
Bandicoot is trying to control. Cartman wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.

Bandicoot stands up out of the half guard.
Cartman swats away the attempt to clinch by Bandicoot.
Cartman lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Cartman.
Cartman tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Bandicoot is able to avoid easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman connects with a body shot that sends Bandicoot's belly button to the back.
Bandicoot moves in looking to clinch but Cartman pushes him off.
Cartman scores with a three punch combo!
Bandicoot slips a jab and a cross from Cartman.
Bandicoot is looking to clinch.
Cartman throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Bandicoot.

Bandicoot closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Bandicoot trying to land knees to the body.
Cartman on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Cartman tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

Bandicoot is trying to trip Cartman. He has hold of a leg but Cartman is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Bandicoot persists though and gets the takedown into guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bandicoot trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Bandicoot trying to control the position from guard on top but Cartman is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Bandicoot prevents Cartman from getting back to his feet.
Bandicoot landing with the ground and pound.

Bandicoot is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Cartman is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Cartman has escaped and now he's on top!
Bandicoot is breathing heavily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Bandicoot had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Cartman defends it easily.
Cartman tries to stand but Bandicoot is controlling from the bottom.

Bandicoot is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a tringle but Cartman frees his head nicely. Oh but Bandicoot has switched to an armbar! Cartman is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Crash Bandicoot!