PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between None Yah Damn Buissness (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rocko Valentino (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Yah Damn Buissness
vs
Valentino

225 cm
25
265 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

192 cm
18
250 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, None Yah Damn Buissness!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rocko Valentino!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Gwen Towbar and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Valentino misses the shot to the body.
Damn Buissness wants to clinch but Valentino slips to the side
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Damn Buissness tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Valentino counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

It looks like None Yah Damn Buissness has been cut.
Damn Buissness closes the distance looking to clinch
and Valentino counters with a stiff right hand.
Damn Buissness tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Valentino counters with a lovely straight right hand!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Damn Buissness tries to clinch up
and Valentino scores with a counter punch that sends Damn Buissness to the canvas! Valentino smells blood - he's punishing Damn Buissness with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Damn Buissness has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rocko Valentino!