PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Uri Boyka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ass Blaster (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Boyka comes to the cage accompanied by BIG BOOTY BITCHES. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Boyka
vs
Blaster

190 cm
20
200 lbs
4 - 5 - 1

188 cm
25
220 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Experienced

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Uri Boyka!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ass Blaster!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Roosa Järviläinen and Anni Minnemäki.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Blaster looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Boyka!
Blaster looking to ground and pound but Boyka is blocking nicely.
Blaster breaks from Boyka's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Boyka tries to buck Blaster off but he can't manage it.
Blaster throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.
A nice elbow there by Blaster.
Boyka tries to buck Blaster off but he can't manage it.
Blaster cracks Boyka with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.

It looks like Uri Boyka has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Blaster lands a nice shot to the head.

Uri Boyka's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Boyka is bucking up trying to escape but Blaster cracks him with another couple of good strikes.

Boyka is rocked!

Jeez, Uri Boyka's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Uri Boyka's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:03 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Ass Blaster!