PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between For Lulz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Lulz
vs
Fatherfockerusus

177 cm
21
175 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

186 cm
22
180 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter striker
Very strong

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, For Lulz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Richard Clark and Daniel Bishop.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lulz moves out of range as Fatherfockerusus strikes.
Fatherfockerusus lands with a slapping head kick.
Lulz swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Fatherfockerusus takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Lulz doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Fatherfockerusus counters with a thumping low kick.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Lulz scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Fatherfockerusus is controlling Lulz's trapped leg to prevent Lulz from advancing to side control.
Lulz is trying to control the action in half guard but Fatherfockerusus is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Lulz seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Lulz seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Fatherfockerusus for as long as he can get away with.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus is trying to control but can't.
Fatherfockerusus wants to get back to full guard but Lulz has passed into side control.
Lulz tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Fatherfockerusus wants to control but Lulz is having none of it.
Lulz can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Fatherfockerusus is looking to escape.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Fatherfockerusus tries to hold on but Lulz postures up.
Lulz in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Fatherfockerusus tries to hold on but Lulz postures up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Lulz controlling from mount.
Fatherfockerusus is squirming around, avoiding Lulz's attempts to control the action.
Lulz avoids the attempt from Fatherfockerusus to control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lulz controlling from the full mount.
Fatherfockerusus tries to hold on but Lulz pushes him away.
Lulz landing strikes from the mount.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Lulz can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Fatherfockerusus is looking to escape.
Fatherfockerusus wants to hold on but Lulz pushes him away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Lulz trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Lulz controlling the position easily from mount.
Fatherfockerusus tries to reverse the position but Lulz maintains control.
Lulz trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Lulz takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of For Lulz.
Fatherfockerusus wants to clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

For Lulz dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Fatherfockerusus throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Lulz was covering up waiting for the punch and Fatherfockerusus finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Fatherfockerusus sitting in guard here, content to control.

Fatherfockerusus drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Fatherfockerusus jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Fatherfockerusus won't allow Lulz to get back to his feet.

Lulz is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Fatherfockerusus is aware though and is defending well.
Fatherfockerusus's corner is telling him to maintain position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus trying to control but Lulz is working from the bottom.

Lulz throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

Lulz is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Fatherfockerusus defends well.
Fatherfockerusus throws a strike but Lulz rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

Fatherfockerusus escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Lulz gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Fatherfockerusus is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Fatherfockerusus keeping moving, preventing Lulz from controlling successfully.
Fatherfockerusus looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Fatherfockerusus is trying to control the position but Lulz postures up.

Fatherfockerusus escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Lulz gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Lulz trying to control but Fatherfockerusus is working from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus is trying to control the position but Lulz postures up.
Fatherfockerusus keeping moving, preventing Lulz from controlling successfully.

Fatherfockerusus throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

Fatherfockerusus is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Fatherfockerusus tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Fatherfockerusus being controlled here, momentarily.
Fatherfockerusus controlling Lulz's posture.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Fatherfockerusus avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.

Fatherfockerusus escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Lulz gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.

Fatherfockerusus is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Lulz stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Fatherfockerusus swivels though and keeps the full guard.

Fatherfockerusus working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Lulz doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Lulz manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Lulz wants to control from the top but Fatherfockerusus keeps moving.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Lulz misses with a takedown
and Fatherfockerusus counters with an inside leg kick.
Lulz on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Fatherfockerusus. Fatherfockerusus obviously looking to wear him down.
Lulz takes one to the side of the head.
Fatherfockerusus is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Lulz.
Lulz misses with a leg kick
and Fatherfockerusus counters with a straight right hand.
Fatherfockerusus ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Lulz misses with a takedown attempt
and Fatherfockerusus counters with a good low kick that Lulz was not able to check.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lulz throws an ugly left hook that misses

and Fatherfockerusus counters with a takedown into side control.
Lulz wants to get back to his feet.
Lulz takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Fatherfockerusus scores with a couple of short elbows.
Lulz wants to get back to his feet.
A lull in the action here as Fatherfockerusus stalls from top position.
Fatherfockerusus grinds an elbow into Lulz's temple.
Lulz wants to get back to his feet but Fatherfockerusus is dominant here and he's now got Lulz's back!
Fatherfockerusus lands a shot to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus throwing strikes from the back - he gets a warning from the referee for striking the back of the head but all these shots are hurting Lulz!
Fatherfockerusus scores with some strikes to the side of the head there. Good, points scoring shots.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fatherfockerusus lands punches and elbows.

Lulz is displaying good submission defense - not really looking in danger of submitting to the rear naked choke at the moment. That could change in an instant of course if Fatherfockerusus gets his way!

Fatherfockerusus is looking for the choke from the back position but Lulz is controlling his hands well.
Lulz trying to get back to his feet but Fatherfockerusus is in full control for now.
Lulz is covering up but some of the strikes from Fatherfockerusus are getting through and doing damage.
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus has got the better of the ground game so far.
The referee is taking a good look at Lulz as he is on the wrong end of some big shots from Fatherfockerusus!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fatherfockerusus scores with punches to the body.
Fatherfockerusus really has the hooks in deep now - there seems like no escape for Lulz.

Fatherfockerusus looking for the choke from the back.
Fatherfockerusus doesn't have the hooks in and Lulz manages to turn into his guard.
Fatherfockerusus keeping moving, preventing Lulz from controlling successfully.
Fatherfockerusus is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Fatherfockerusus is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Fatherfockerusus seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.

Fatherfockerusus is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Lulz is aware though and is defending well.
Lulz trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Lulz controls from within his opponent's guard.

Fatherfockerusus is looking for a triangle but Lulz pushes his legs off easily.
Fatherfockerusus takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lulz slips nicely into half guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Fatherfockerusus has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 28:29
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 28:29
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Baddusousus Fatherfockerusus!