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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gristle McThornbody (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jesus Gonzalez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McThornbody comes to the cage accompanied by Tame. Gonzalez has chosen Why Cant we Be Friends! as his entrance music. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
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214 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Gristle McThornbody!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
25 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jesus Gonzalez!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Summer Carpenter and Steve Erwin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gonzalez throws a leg kick
enabling McThornbody to counter with a crisp jab.
McThornbody misses with an uppercut
and Gonzalez counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Gonzalez looks to score with a jab to the body but McThornbody is just out of range.
McThornbody takes one on the button.
McThornbody rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Gonzalez counters with an inside leg kick.
McThornbody misses with a straight right.
Gonzalez jabs McThornbody right on the nose. McThornbody blinks but takes it well.
McThornbody takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McThornbody lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Crunch! McThornbody slams his shin into Gonzalez's torso.
Gonzalez ducks under a wild hook from McThornbody.
Gonzalez loads up on a big right hand but McThornbody slips the punch.
McThornbody throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Gonzalez counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
McThornbody throws a hook but Gonzalez blocks it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McThornbody moves out of range of the strikes.
McThornbody fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Gonzalez checks it well.
Nice defenses there by Gonzalez.
Gonzalez lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
McThornbody throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
McThornbody throws a lazy uppercut
and Gonzalez counters with a stiff right hand.
McThornbody moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Gonzalez scores with a jab to the jaw.
A head kick by McThornbody misses
and Gonzalez connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
McThornbody lands with a cross.
Gonzalez tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
McThornbody throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gonzalez misses with a hook. McThornbody ducked under it nicely.
Gonzalez swings away with a leg kick that misses.
McThornbody rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Gonzalez counters with a head kick. That will keep McThornbody thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A shot to the body from McThornbody misses
and Gonzalez counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Gonzalez jabbing away but nothing is landing.
McThornbody throws a body punch but Gonzalez moves out of range.
Gonzalez has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
McThornbody lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Gonzalez is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by McThornbody.
McThornbody throws a nice inside leg kick.
McThornbody stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
McThornbody goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Gonzalez throws a lazy uppercut
and McThornbody counters with a straight right hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McThornbody looks to land a left hand but Gonzalez moved out of range nicely.
McThornbody lands with a right hand.
McThornbody has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Gonzalez finds it's way round the side to connect with McThornbody's head.
McThornbody throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
McThornbody dips to his left and cracks Gonzalez with an uppercut!
McThornbody bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
McThornbody throws a lazy right hand but Gonzalez sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Gonzalez takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
McThornbody is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Gonzalez misses with a head kick.
McThornbody moves out of range of the leg kick from Gonzalez.
Gonzalez misses with a body punch
and McThornbody makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
McThornbody lands a nice looking body kick.
Gonzalez looks gassed!
McThornbody throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McThornbody tried to score with a low kick but Gonzalez checks it.
McThornbody throws out a leg kick but Gonzalez moves out of range and McThornbody only half commits.
Gonzalez takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McThornbody throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Gonzalez.
McThornbody misses with a few strikes there.
McThornbody misses with an uppercut
and Gonzalez counters with a stiff right hand.
Gonzalez slips a jab and a cross from McThornbody.
McThornbody lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
McThornbody attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Gonzalez ducks right into an uppercut from McThornbody.
McThornbody throws a right hand that misses
and Gonzalez counters with a stiff right hand.
McThornbody moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Gristle McThornbody will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
McThornbody swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Gonzalez jabs at McThornbody's body.
A jab from McThornbody misses.
McThornbody misses the shot to the body.
Gonzalez throws a series of punches but McThornbody avoids them all with ease.
McThornbody takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Gonzalez scores with the left hand. McThornbody knows he should have avoided that one.
McThornbody throws a leg kick that is checked
and Gonzalez counters with a straight right hand.
Gonzalez scores with a nice strike.
McThornbody lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Gristle McThornbody seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gonzalez clobbers McThornbody with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Nice shot by Gonzalez.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McThornbody changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Gonzalez throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
McThornbody scores with a nice right hand.
McThornbody stuns Gonzalez with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Gristle McThornbody is winning the standup battle so far.
McThornbody misses with a looping right.
Gonzalez throws an ugly left hook that misses
and McThornbody counters with a stiff right hand.
McThornbody throws a right hand that misses
and Gonzalez counters with an outside leg kick.
McThornbody misses with a combination
and Gonzalez counters with a low kick, right behind McThornbody 's knee.
McThornbody misses with the combination.
McThornbody throws out a loose jab but Gonzalez uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
No joy there for Gonzalez, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
McThornbody throws a jab but it's blocked by Gonzalez.
McThornbody moves out of range of the leg kick from Gonzalez.
A leg kick checked by Gonzalez.
Gonzalez misses with an uppercut
enabling McThornbody to counter with a crisp jab.
McThornbody cracks Gonzalez with a right hand to the side of the head.
McThornbody explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
An inside leg kick from McThornbody misses.
McThornbody ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Gonzalez moves away.
McThornbody lands a nice looking body shot.
McThornbody gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Gonzalez counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Gonzalez uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McThornbody.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McThornbody dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Gonzalez in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Gonzalez takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
McThornbody looks to throw the jab but Gonzalez is out of range.
McThornbody slips a jab and a cross from Gonzalez.
McThornbody looks to land a left hand but Gonzalez moved out of range nicely.
McThornbody with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Gonzalez is breathing heavily.
Gonzalez on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by McThornbody. McThornbody obviously looking to wear him down.
A good leg kick by McThornbody.
Gonzalez throws a poor cross that misses
and McThornbody counters with a low kick, right behind Gonzalez 's knee.
A slapping leg kick lands for McThornbody.
McThornbody lands a slapping body shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McThornbody getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McThornbody feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Gonzalez's calf.
A chopping leg kick lands by McThornbody.
Gonzalez takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
McThornbody scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
McThornbody lets loose with a powerful body kick. Gonzalez will feel that in the morning.
McThornbody lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Gonzalez slips a straight right by McThornbody.
An inside leg kick lands from McThornbody.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
McThornbody scores with a nice strike.
McThornbody throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
McThornbody throws a shot from downtown. Gonzalez moves away and avoids it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Gristle McThornbody dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
McThornbody lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
McThornbody connects with an inside leg kick.
Gonzalez misses with a wild body shot.
McThornbody on the wrong end of a nice hook.
McThornbody throws a right and a left that Gonzalez avoids nicely.
McThornbody throws a head kick that misses
enabling Gonzalez to counter with a crisp jab.
Gonzalez misses with an uppercut
and McThornbody counters with a good low kick that Gonzalez was not able to check.
McThornbody jabs Gonzalez right on the nose. Gonzalez blinks but takes it well.
McThornbody swings for the body but Gonzalez moves out of range.
McThornbody wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Gonzalez takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
McThornbody misses the shot to the body.
McThornbody takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McThornbody attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
McThornbody digs a good body shot into Gonzalez's ribs.
McThornbody moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
McThornbody throws a lazy head kick
and Gonzalez makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
McThornbody fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Gonzalez manages to avoid it.
McThornbody checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
McThornbody throws a hook but Gonzalez avoids it easily.
Gonzalez misses with a right hand
and McThornbody counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Gonzalez throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
McThornbody fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Gonzalez has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
McThornbody throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McThornbody misses with a jab to the body
enabling Gonzalez to counter with a crisp jab.
McThornbody connects with a solid leg kick.
Gonzalez throws a front kick aimed at McThornbody's knee but McThornbody avoids it well.
McThornbody fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Gonzalez is out of range.
Gonzalez misses with a hook
and McThornbody counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Gonzalez is lucky that one didn't land flush.
McThornbody chopping away at his opponent's legs.
McThornbody fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Gonzalez has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
McThornbody scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McThornbody scores with a leg kick.
Gonzalez ducks under a wild hook from McThornbody.
McThornbody scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Gonzalez has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from McThornbody.
McThornbody scores with a push kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McThornbody moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
McThornbody fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by McThornbody.
A bone on bone clash there as Gonzalez blocks the leg kick.
McThornbody lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Gonzalez might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, McThornbody has got the better of the exchanges.
McThornbody tests Gonzalez's chin there with a solid looking shot.
McThornbody looks to land a right hand but Gonzalez moved out of range.
Gonzalez sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
A head kick misses from McThornbody.
McThornbody takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McThornbody throws a jab but it's blocked by Gonzalez.
McThornbody looks to land a left hand but Gonzalez moved out of range nicely.
A looping hook to the body misses from McThornbody. Gonzalez does a little dance to reset his feet.
McThornbody throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Gonzalez counters with a nice body shot.
McThornbody lands a head kick. Gonzalez smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Gonzalez takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Gonzalez staying out of range there.
McThornbody lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by McThornbody.
This has been an exciting period of action!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
McThornbody bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A good leg kick by McThornbody.
Gonzalez keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Gristle McThornbody clearly takes that round.
That's time! McThornbody's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
McThornbody throws a nice inside leg kick.
Gonzalez throws a right hand that misses
and McThornbody counters with a good, hard body kick but Gonzalez shrugs it off.
Gonzalez avoids a kick to the body.
Gonzalez defending well as McThornbody loads up on a big left hand.
Gonzalez throws an ugly left hook that misses
letting McThornbody counter with a right hand.
McThornbody connects with a solid leg kick.
McThornbody scores with a punch to the head.
Gonzalez takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
McThornbody scores with a push kick.
Some wild striking there from McThornbody.
Gonzalez is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
That kick from Gonzalez tenderised McThornbody's leg. McThornbody is trying to keep his angry face on.
Gonzalez's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gonzalez throws out a leg kick but McThornbody moves out of range and Gonzalez only half commits.
McThornbody is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Gonzalez can do to turn this around?
A looping hook to the body misses from McThornbody. Gonzalez does a little dance to reset his feet.
Gonzalez uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from McThornbody.
Good work by Gonzalez as he checks the leg kick.
McThornbody throws a lazy head kick
and Gonzalez counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The fighters circling - Gonzalez throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from McThornbody lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Gonzalez has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Gonzalez and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Gonzalez chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before McThornbody can pounce on him.
McThornbody throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
McThornbody throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Gonzalez misses with a straight left.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
McThornbody displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Gonzalez throws out the jab.
A decent looking cross lands there for Gonzalez.
McThornbody moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Gonzalez slips a straight right by McThornbody.
McThornbody throws a body punch but Gonzalez moves out of range.
McThornbody misses with a wild body shot.
McThornbody throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Gonzalez counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
McThornbody connects with a crisp jab.
McThornbody lands a glancing blow to the side of Gonzalez's head.
Gonzalez checks a low kick from McThornbody.
McThornbody moves out of range of the strikes.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
McThornbody cracks the inside of Gonzalez's front leg.
Gonzalez will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Gonzalez misses with the combination.
Gonzalez throws the left hand but McThornbody avoids the punch easily.
McThornbody throws a half hearted mid kick.
Gonzalez throws a poor cross that misses
and McThornbody counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Gonzalez throws a leg kick that is checked
letting McThornbody counter with a right hand.
Gonzalez misses with an uppercut
and McThornbody counters with an outside leg kick.
Gonzalez avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gonzalez staying out of range there.
Gonzalez moves out of range as McThornbody throws a body kick.
Gonzalez has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Gonzalez slips a jab and a cross from McThornbody.
Gonzalez takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
McThornbody uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Gonzalez has time to react.
McThornbody misses with a hook. Gonzalez ducked under it nicely.
McThornbody swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A nice inside leg kick there by McThornbody. That's going to slow Gonzalez down.
McThornbody waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Gonzalez.
Gonzalez misses with a low kick.
A bone on bone clash there as Gonzalez blocks the leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Gristle McThornbody had his way with Jesus Gonzalez in that round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
McThornbody looks to land a right hand but Gonzalez moved out of range.
Gonzalez buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
McThornbody with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Nice body kick there by McThornbody.
McThornbody clobbers Gonzalez with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Gonzalez scores with a sloppy right hand. McThornbody should have avoided that one.
A jab from Gonzalez misses.
McThornbody looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Gonzalez, right into the meat.
Gonzalez steps to the side to avoid the strikes from McThornbody.
Gonzalez moves out of range of the body kick from McThornbody.
McThornbody on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McThornbody misses with a low kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from McThornbody. Gonzalez does a little dance to reset his feet.
McThornbody lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Gonzalez throws an ugly left hook that misses
and McThornbody counters with a straight right hand.
Gonzalez pivots, looking for a leg kick but McThornbody is out of range and Gonzalez settles back down.
A good leg kick by McThornbody.
Gonzalez is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
McThornbody misses with a right hand
and Gonzalez counters with a stiff right hand.
Gonzalez avoids a kick to the body.
McThornbody uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Gonzalez.
Gonzalez throws an overhand right that lands on McThornbody's shoulder, as McThornbody tries to avoid the shot.
Gonzalez tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McThornbody throws a quick inside leg kick.
McThornbody throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Gonzalez ducks right into an uppercut from McThornbody.
Gonzalez throws a shot from downtown. McThornbody moves away and avoids it.
McThornbody gets off balance looking for a body kick
enabling Gonzalez to counter with a crisp jab.
McThornbody throws a lazy uppercut
and Gonzalez counters with a one-two to the body.
McThornbody misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Gonzalez has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Gonzalez there as he acknowledges the shot.
McThornbody fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Gonzalez is out of range.
McThornbody smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Gonzalez swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Jesus Gonzalez has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gonzalez has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from McThornbody.
McThornbody does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Gonzalez misses with a left hand
and McThornbody counters with a straight right hand.
McThornbody throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Nice defenses there by Gonzalez.
Gonzalez moves out of range as McThornbody throws a body kick.
Gonzalez misses with a looping left.
Gonzalez gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Gonzalez takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
McThornbody misses the shot to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gonzalez connects with a nice looking jab.
McThornbody throws a leg kick
and Gonzalez counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Gonzalez thows a left - swing and a miss!
McThornbody fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Gonzalez manages to avoid it.
McThornbody does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Gonzalez throws an off balance right hand
and McThornbody counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Gonzalez avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Gonzalez turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
McThornbody tests Gonzalez's chin there with a solid looking shot.
McThornbody cracks Gonzalez with an open hand slap.
And that's the end of the fight!
Gristle McThornbody showed his dominance in that final round.
Well McThornbody has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 50:45
Judge Summer Carpenter scores the fight 50:45
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 50:45
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Gristle McThornbody!
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